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Valentine's Day just got literary.
February 14th is right around the corner, so get into the spirit of the holiday by viewing some amazing Valentine's Day aesthetic pictures!
Because undefined romantic parameters are way more forever than diamonds.
February 14th is right around the corner, so get into the spirit of the holiday by viewing some amazing Valentine's Day aesthetic pictures!
I am an artist who loves to create paintings or illustrations that stir feelings in people. Sometimes my work makes them laugh, sometimes reflect or sometimes they just 'get it'. I hope that one of my works has a wonderful effect on you. This is a greetings card featuring the image of 'Crow with Beetle - which was originally painted by professional artist Dawn Barker. The message 'Happy Birthday' is printed on the front. It is printed on card which is A6 in size and includes an envelope which are both enclosed in a cellophane wrapper. The card is blank inside for you to write your own message.
today...i'm going to do a round up of valentines day cards...that are...well...not your average cards! cause...well..i'm not average... and i have a weird sense of humor. source source source (okay..seriously funniest blog...and this whole
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Sommer, Sonne, Sonnenschein ... und Schokolade! Die geht eigentlich immer! Nur wenn es so heiß ist, dann esse ich sie am Liebsten knackig kalt aus dem Kühlschrank! Und manchmal in Form einer super-schokoladigen Schokoladentarte mit Kirschen. Also husch husch, hereinspaziert und mitgenascht! Schokoladen Mürbteig-Tarte mit Kirschen Zutaten für den Schokoladen-Mürbteig: 300g glattes Mehl 200g kalte Butter 100g Feinkristallzucker 1 Ei 1 Prise Salz 1 Messerspitze Backpulver 2 glatt gestrichene Esslöffel Kakaopulver Zutaten für die Schokoladencreme: 250ml Schlagobers 250g Bitterschokolade Zutaten für die Glasur: 80g Bitterschokolade 2 EL Butter Sonstiges: 1 Tarteform 36x12cm, einige Herzkirschen zum Belegen, etwas Butter zum einfetten der Tarteform Zubereitung des Schokoladen-Mürbteigs: 1. Butter in feine Stücke schneiden, Mehl und Zucker darauf verteilen. 2. Die restlichen Zutaten und das Ei dazugeben und mit den Händen zu einem glatten Teig verkneten. 3. Im Kühlschrank ca. 30 Minuten rasten lassen. (Man kann den Teig auch gut am Vorabend schon vorbereiten und über Nacht im Kühlschrank ziehen lassen). 4. Die Tarteform mit der Butter einfetten, den Teig mit den Nudelwalker ca. 0,5 cm dick ausrollen und in die Tarteform damit auslegen. Den Rand gut festdrücken und mit der Gabel kleine Löcher einstechen, damit der Teig gut aufgehen kann. 5. Im vorgeheizten Backofen bei 180°c Heißluft ca. 18 Minuten backen, aus dem Ofen nehmen und gut auskühlen lassen. Zubereitung der Schokoladencreme und Glasur: 1. 100ml Schlagobers aufkochen und darin langsam die Schokoladen schmelzen lassen. 2. Dann den restlichen Schlagobers dazugeben und gut verrühren bis eine sämige Schokoladenmasse entstanden ist. 3. Auskühlen lassen und dann die flüssige Schokoladencreme in die Tortenform füllen, bis der Rand bedeckt ist. 4. Im Kühlschrank 3-4 h auskühlen lassen. 5. Dann die Butter in einem Topf bei kleiner Hitze schmelzen. Schokoladen dazugeben, solange rühren bis eine schöne Schokoladensauce entstanden ist. 6. Die Schokoladensauce auf der Karte verteilen, eventuell mit dem Löffel ein Muster ziehen und die Kirschen daraufsetzen. 7. Im Kühlschrank etwa eine halbe Stunden noch einmal kühl stellen und kalt genießen! Gutes Gelingen! Alles Liebe! Eure Barbara
Yes, some of them are Comic Sans. But that just makes it better.
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Knit hearts to be my Valentineby Doreen Blask Oops, It’s Valentine’s again :P There’s always something I seem to forget when it comes to holidays. The more, the scrappier I h…
Whether you're single or in a loving relationship, everyone can agree that memes are the best part of Valentine's Day. Kick-off February 14th with these adorable and funny Valentine's Day memes.
Get in the Valentine's Day mood with this officially licensed Men's Red Nickelodeon Garfield Lasagna is My Valentine Tee! Featuring Garfield eating a pan of lasagna with yummy stretchy cheese, you are sure to attract all the Garfield fans and maybe even snag a cute Valentine! Dress in style this season with this new graphic tee!
Knuspriger Schweinebraten.
With under a week to go until the big V-day, we've scoured the web to find the coolest, least puke-in-your-mouth, eye-roll-inducing representations of "Valentines Day" we could get our touch-screen mitts on. It's not that we don't love love. We do, in all its forms and manifestations. We are total saps when it comes to romance...
This choker is assembled and cut by hand. Part of my Valentine's Day 2022 launch! Use code STRAWBERRYBUNDLE at checkout to get half off the matching Strawberry earrings when purchased with this collar! ($4 value, any orders using this code without these two items will be cancelled) 🖤Step 1: Choose your collar color. -Biothane chokers and the sunflower faux leather are all 1 inch in width. Other printed patterns will range from 1 inch to 1.5 inch, and the two vinyl options are approximately 1/2 inch wide. -The following is a width reference sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P5TqRlZp7icgLPM1oX_DpDAG3-CJb_LGjzGJEL4zVx0/edit?usp=sharing 🖤Step 2: Select your spikes. -Resin spikes are all homemade and are cured in a pressure pot. Even the mold is handmade! They are approximately 1 inch tall with a glossy finish. -If you want multi-colored spikes, please select the "Two Color Spikes" or "Three Color Spikes" options and leave me a note in the provided box. If you would like alternating single-color spikes, select one of these options and let me know in the provided box. The following steps will happen in the Personalization box. Please do not skip these. 🖤Step 3: Choose your spike color(s). -Reference photos for resin spikes are in the provided photos. -If you want multi-colored resin spikes, please select the "Two Color Spikes" or "Three Color Spikes" options and leave me a note in the provided box. If you would like alternating single-color spikes, select one of these options and let me know in the provided box. -Color options for metal spikes are as follows: -Silver -Black -Gold -Nickel -Rust Red -You may select multiple colors of metal spikes at no extra charge, just choose the size in the dropdown box and then let me know in the Personalization box at checkout. 🖤Step 4: Choose the glitter for your spikes. (If choosing metal, skip this step.) -Fine glitter, pearl, or no glitter. 🖤Sizing Information: -Chokers will wear from approximately 12 to 18 inches and attach at the back with a buckle. There may be excess material that overlaps spikes for smaller neck sizes (safe to trim at home with scissors)- if you would like me to measure to your size, leave your neck measurement in the provided box. THE EXCEPTION ARE THE SUNFLOWER FAUX LEATHER AND THE PINK AND BLUE VINYLS: These will wear at approximately 15.5 inches at their largest button snap, with three total snaps. -If you need custom sizing, leave your neck measurement in the provided box. ALL ITEMS ARE MADE TO ORDER. YOUR ORDER WILL SHIP 2 - 5 WEEKS AFTER IT IS PLACED. 🖤Shop notes: By purchasing this item, you are supporting a queer owned business and you're supporting a full time grad student too. It's very likely that your order will ship sooner than expected- the estimated time varies based on how many orders I have and how much time I have between work and school. Please also note that I ship from a cat-friendly household (and you're funding their cat treat habit). Thank you for giving me a chance to live through my art!
"Wanna take a stab at being social..." — "I love stabbing."
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Snaps of quirky gestures posted online by their loved-up recipients feature in an album compiled by Bored Panda.
Valentine’s Day in America brings roses and candy quickly to mind. We exchange the typical pink and red cards with friends and plan candlelit dinners with loved ones. And with the flood of couples announcing their engagements on Instagram with an excited #SheSaidYes, it’s hard to imagine a time or a place where taking part in the holiday looks any different. Valentine’s Day didn’t start out as a day full of lovey-dovey sentiments. In fact, many historians agree that its origins are less than civil. Ancient Romans celebrated...
Please don't ever give these to anyone.
Send them all to your sweetheart. Then drive by her house over and over.
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I mean, obviously.
21 Spicy Star Wars Valentine's Cards To Give To Your Imaginary SO - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.
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With Valentine’s Day just around the corner NOW is the time to start planning your DIY Valentine’s Day gifts for your special someone, the children in your life, and your BFF. Don’t give in to the temptation to throw money at the gift “problem”. Here are some romantic DIY valentine’s crafts to make using herbs, ... Read More about 32 DIY Valentine Gifts to Make, When You Are Short on Time
Hier is een perfecte Valentijnsdagkaart voor iedereen in de medische industrie. Verpleegkundigen, artsen, medici, onderzoekers, chirurgen, geneeskundestudenten en meer. Als je in een ziekenhuis werkt, steel je een aantal harten en kun je lachen met deze geweldige kaart. Prachtig ontworpen kaart, voorzien van voor- en achterbestanden, 4 op een vel met snijmarkeringen. Bedruk eenvoudigweg één zijde, plaats het papier er weer in, bedruk de andere zijde en knip vervolgens af. "Urine mijn gedachten" Zorg ervoor dat je onze winkel bezoekt voor meer geweldige kaarten!! https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/novelledesigns Het uiteindelijke afdrukformaat van elke kaart na het snijden is 2,5 x 4 inch. ---- Prachtig ontworpen, niet-gevouwen kaart met voor- en achterkant, 4 stuks op een vel met snijmarkeringen. Druk eenvoudig één zijde af op papier van 8,5 x 11 inch (karton werkt het beste), plaats het papier vervolgens terug in de printer en druk de andere zijde af. Druk er zoveel af als u wilt! Of breng het bestand naar een plaatselijke drukkerij. Downloaden als één PDF met twee pagina's - voor- en achterkant - op een papierformaat van 8,5 x 11 inch. Gebruik de gratis Adobe Reader om het bestand te bekijken en af te drukken (https://get.adobe.com/reader/otherversions/) Deze aankoop is alleen een digitaal bestand en er wordt geen fysiek product naar uw adres verzonden. Deze aankoop is alleen voor persoonlijk gebruik en kan zo vaak worden gebruikt als je wilt. U mag afdrukken en weergeven in een commerciële omgeving, maar u mag ons artikel op geen enkele manier doorverkopen, reproduceren, distribueren of er voordeel uit halen.
Nothing says romance more than a comic sans valentine that says "wanna get Taco Bell later?" ~Swoons~ WARNING: Some NSFW language ahoy.
Takin’ it down to the wire with the Valentines here, folks! I love a grand gesture, but I also love a little somethin’ special that just shows you care. This is it, folks. I’ve got three “I Love You More Than…” printables for you today (Thanks to Striped Cat Studio!) and SIX easy peasy ways …