Sometimes it's hard to find the right greeting card for somebody, especially if you're looking for one that's both funny and meaningful. The funny ones often suck and the heartfelt ones are often too mushy, but luckily for us there's an awesome alternative thanks to these humorously offensive yet equally sweet greetings cards, available on Etsy.
YOU ARE "SHRIMPLY" THE BEST punny greeting card! Digital download and printable card with adorable punny message Digitally hand drawn by me, ready to download by you! - best printed 4x6 - colors may vary from screen to screen and paper printed on Instant download -fast: great for last minute gifts -easy: print at home or print at your local copy shop -affordable: print multiple copies whenever you want
Whatever floats your goat! Funny card makes a great birthday, graduation, thank you, or "just because" card. Blank inside. If you’d like a personalized message printed inside please enter your message in the space provided under “personalization”. To send your card directly to your recipient, mark the order as a gift and enter their address at checkout. Hand drawn, then scanned, printed, and shipped from my studio. The card measures 5”x7” and is printed on heavyweight card stock. Both cards and envelopes are eco-friendly recycled paper. SHIPPING: Your order will be packaged for shipment in a protective sleeve with rigid cardboard to prevent damage. Cards DO NOT come with a USPS tracking number unless you choose to upgrade shipping at checkout to add tracking ($3.00 First Class or $8 Priority). Free shipping includes an Etsy tracking number, which has proven to have limited capabilities. If you prefer to be able to track your card through USPS, please opt to pay the additional postage at checkout. LOOKING FOR A DISCOUNT? Take 15% off order of any 3 or more cards! Enter code SAVE15 at checkout. Take 20% off order of any 6 or more cards! Enter code SAVE20 at checkout. Take 25% off order of any 10 or more! Enter code SAVE25 at checkout. Please take a look at my other cards: https://www.etsy.com/shop/AnimalCrackersStudio Thank you for visiting my shop!
Text on Card: You should have moved closer to me. But congrats, anyways. About the Greeting Cards: - Comes with Various Colored Envelopes - Face of card is 4.25 inches by 5.5. - A2 Standard Greeting Card - Option to upgrade shipping available at checkout Please contact us if you have any further questions.
This "Sorry This Card Is So Corny" card is great for all occasions. Though I don't know what you have to be sorry about, you are giving someone a great card. ✉️ CARD INFO • Folded Card Size: Approx. 150mm x 150mm (approx. 1 banana) • Blank inside • Supplied with a brown recycled envelope • Printed on high quality card stock 📯 SHIPPING INFO: (⚠️ Below is preCovid info... now I have now clue and delays are more likely) Estimated delivery times, 2 days after dispatch: * 1-2 working days for the UK * Europe: 2-5 working days * Rest of the world: 4-20 working days
"Everything is Fine"; a greeting card for your loved one who is going through it - Breakup? Final Exam Season? This card says it all for those hilariously low moments in life. This is an instant download, printable greeting card for you to print at home or at your local print shop. Make their day with this funny and cute card: - printable to 5x7 or 4x6 size - 300DPI (high quality) for a clean print - blank inside so you can add your personal, unique message. - dotted cutting guidelines included so you can get the perfect cut! *This product is a digital greeting card that you can print at home or at your local print shop! No physical item will be sent to you* -------------------------- This is a digital product (1 PDF ZIP with 5x7 and 4x6, 1 JPG ZIP with 5x7 and 4x6) available for INSTANT DOWNLOAD, no physical items will be shipped. Listing photos are for display purposes only and are not included in the download. No refunds due to the nature of digital items. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have. -------------------------- Once payment is confirmed, you will receive a confirmation email with a link to download your files, otherwise it will be in your order history. See here for more details: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949 -------------------------- How to use: 1. Click the link in your confirmation email, or find the file under “Purchases and Reviews” in your Etsy account. 2. Unzip folder on your phone/computer (for iPhone, find the app called “Files”, find your download, tap to extract the files) 3. Print on your home printer or local print shop. Gift and enjoy! -------------------------- No sharing files, or reselling them in any form. Derivative works are prohibited. -------------------------- Thanks for stopping by!! :) Check out my other designs at https://www.etsy.com/shop/EmmaHermiene?ref=profile_header
Hand drawn digital illustration printed on smooth white responsibly sourced board (card size 105mm x 150mm). Each card is cello wrapped and comes with a grey envelope. Designed and printed in the UK. Inside left blank for your own message.
Hand drawn digital illustration printed on smooth white responsibly sourced board (card size 105mm x 150mm). Each card is cello wrapped and comes with a grey envelope. Designed and printed in the UK. Inside left blank for your own message.
FREE SHIPPING without tracking ***Shipping upgrades available at checkout*** - Blank inside - Printed on high-quality 130lb card stock - 5.5 x 4.25 folded card (US size A2) - Includes 100% recycled brown speckletone envelope SHIPPING DETAILS - Card comes in a protective clear sleeve - Mailed via USPS First Class Mail For more cards at even more awesome prices, please visit www.cheekykumquat.com © Cheeky Kumquat
It is truly baffling and yet, here we are. Send this to the person who makes you feel like you've hit the friend jackpot. 5.5 x 4.25 inches Digitally printed greeting card on archival-quality card stock with a Kraft envelope
Finding an awesome greeting card is like finding an interesting date - it doesn't happen often, but once it does, you want to hold onto it. Luckily for you, Bored Panda has collected some of the most unexpected and hilariously funny greeting cards, proving there's still hope to congratulate people with style.
A simple, fun, and stylish good luck greeting card! Illustrated with a fun and unique design with hand-lettered wording. Printed onto 240gsm card. Each greeting card is blank inside and is supplied with an envelope. Find the perfect greeting card for friends and family from our extensive range. We have fun, cute, and stylish greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, engagements, graduation, thank you, new jobs, new homes, new babies, and more. Size: 150x150mm 5.9x5.9" Please note that props in photos are not included. Thanks for visiting Old English Company! © Old English Company. All Rights Reserved.
5.5 x 4.25" (A2) folded greeting card Printed on 100#C Neenah Classic Crest Solar White Eggshell Blank on the inside for your own personal message Includes one coordinating envelope All Handzy cards are designed, printed, cut, scored, and packaged in the USA in Covington, KY.
Rosie Made a Thing are funny, design-led greeting cards featuring quirky characters & cheeky humour. Inspired by the ridiculous side of everyday life. Designed and Printed in the UK on sustainable board.15 x 15 cm Greeting card with pebble finish envelopeFSC certifiedBlank inside for your own messagePlease note, colours may slightly differ on screen to the actual product
Options: (1) Smartichoke (2) Academia Nut (3) You Bet Giraffe (4) You Crushed It (5) You Smarty Includes natural envelopes & plastic sleeves. CARDS YOU’LL BE PROUD TO SEND - Card quality can vary greatly, but our premium cards with envelopes are something you’ll be excited to send to friends and family. Impress recipients and brighten someone’s day with each card you send! PREMIUM QUALITY - Our 4.25" x 5.5" notecards are made with thick cardstock! These cards are sure to end up on fridges or on display on desks because they are so cute and high quality! BLANK INSIDE FOR PERSONAL MESSAGE - These cards are extra versatile because they’re blank inside. The inside is also uncoated, making it’s easy to write with any kind of pen! DELIGHT LOVED ONES WITH UNIQUE CARDS - Whether your recipients are young or old, adults or kids, everyone loves these funny cards with playful puns. You’re sure to brighten their day and make them smile! CARDS FOR ANY OCCASION - We have a wide variety of punny cards for all occasions. View our etsy store more more punny cards! These funny and eye-catching notecards are sure to delight anyone in your life. You’ll want to have these cards on-hand anytime you want to send a note of encouragement, thank you, or a friendly hello just because. SOCIAL MEDIA: Website: www.rockdoodles.com Instagram: @rockdoodles Facebook: @rockdoodles
Size: Standard, 5" x 7" Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA
Hand drawn digital illustration printed on smooth white 324gsm responsibly sourced board (card size 105mm x 150mm). Each card recyclable cello wrapped and comes with a brown kraft envelope. Designed and printed in the UK. Inside left blank for your own message.
THE CARD: Each illustration is a reproduction of my original art work which is printed on high quality card stock. Each card comes with a kraft envelope and a protective transparent sleeve. This 5" x 7" card is blank inside. ***PLEASE NOTE that all prices include taxes for Canadian orders. (TPS: 789449667RT001, TVQ: 1072313522TQ0001) Need more than one? Save on 5 and 10 CARD BUNDLES: 5 cards for $30: https://etsy.me/3vCJICT 10 cards for $50: https://etsy.me/3zsKVOh THE ILLUSTRATOR: Since 2012, Made in Happy has been illustrating the witty and the punny in the form of greeting cards and art prints. Our mission is to spread happiness and to make Happy illustrations for everyday occasions! You can never have too much (Made in) Happy! For more sneak peeks and behind the scenes, follow us on Instagram and Facebook @madeinhappy. Thank you for spending time at Made in Happy! ♥ Copyright © Made in Happy Michelle Houde All Rights Reserved.
Meet our 'Cheesiest Card' Greeting Card! Featuring a super cute wheel of cheese with a party hat and present, and the text 'this is the cheesiest card I could find' underneath, this card is the perfect way to wish a cheese lover a happy birthday. CARD DETAILS _________________ - 12cm x 17.5cm - 300gsm white matte card - Brown kraft paper envelope - 100% post-consumer recycled paper - Naked (free of plastic packaging) - Blank on the inside - Designed & printed in Tasmania SAVE WITH A COLLECTION! _________________________________ Check out our All Sorts Greeting Card Collection (SAVE $11): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1688861856 OR our Birthday Greeting Card Collection (SAVE $11): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1692924168 OR MAKE YOUR OWN BUNDLE ___________________________________ 4 CARDS FOR $20 (SAVE $4): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/863169348 6 CARDS FOR $28 (SAVE $8): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1010877185 8 CARDS FOR $34 (SAVE $14): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/996912700 10 CARDS FOR $40 (SAVE $20): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1010883411 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING EVEN CUTER? __________________________________________________ Check out our 'Cheesiest Tag' Gift Tag: https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1657706806 DELIVERY INFORMATION _____________________________ The following delivery options are available once you have added your order to your basket. When using a mobile device, these choices do not appear until after you have confirmed your payment method. Standard | 2 - 8 business days: NO tracking. Priority | 2 - 5 business days: NO tracking. Express | 1 - 3 business days: tracking INCLUDED. Delivery options including tracking are also eligible for Etsy Purchase Protection. SEND YOUR CARD DIRECT TO ITS RECIPIENT ____________________________________________________ In your basket, check 'this order is a gift', and then 'add a gift message for free' before entering the text you would like printed in the card (if you run out of room, continue in the 'add a note' section). Make sure the recipient's shipping address is entered during the checkout process (please note, only one delivery address is allowed per order). LET'S GET SOCIAL! ______________________ Be sure to favourite our shop to keep up to date with releases and sales! We can also be found on: INSTAGRAM | instagram.com/heyhunnycards FACEBOOK | facebook.com/heyhunnycards PINTEREST | pinterest.com.au/heyhunnycards
When your mind goes blank and you don't know what to write inside a greeting card, check out these sayings for inspiration or just use them as is.
Rosie Made a Thing are funny, design-led greeting cards featuring quirky characters & cheeky humour. Inspired by the ridiculous side of everyday life. Designed and Printed in the UK on sustainable board. Each card is blank inside allowing you to add your own message. If you're sending the card directly from us to a friend or loved one, we can print a gift card message and add this inside the blank card. Just use our "Add gift message" feature found on every product page to write your message and we'll take care of the rest. Specifications: 15 x 15 cm Greeting card with pebble finish envelope FSC certified Blank inside for your own message Please note, colours may slightly differ on screen to the actual product View the full range of greeting cards here.
Card #27. Funny Greeting Card. I Love The Taste of Water. Especially Frozen Into Cubes and Completely Surrounded by Vodka. Funny Cards. A perfect card for your best friend, mom, sister or whoever you want! This card can be given for any occasion, including birthdays, encouragement, thank you, thinking of you etc. Product Info: > This listing is for 1 card that measures 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (folded). > This card has been left blank inside for your own message. > Cards are printed on high quality card stock, glossy outside/matte inside. > Each card comes with a matching envelope and wrapped in a protective sleeve. > Watermark will not appear on card. Follow us on our multiple social media sites: Instagram: @RavensRest Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RavensRestStudio/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.ca/ravensrest Sister Etsy Shop: https://ravensrestart.etsy.com Check out our bundle deals! Any 3 RavensRestStudio cards: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/180157108/blank-greeting-card-special-choose-three?ref=shop_home_active_1&bes=1 Designed and printed in Canada. Copyright of Jennifer Conway/Raven's Rest Studio, please do not copy.
The humble Greeting Card. The true solid staple of the card world. Available in a wide variety of styles, themes and humours, our greeting cards are produced in the UK from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials.
Rosie Made a Thing are funny, design-led greeting cards featuring quirky characters & cheeky humour. Inspired by the ridiculous side of everyday life. Designed and Printed in the UK on sustainable board. Specifications: 15 x 15 cm Greeting card with pebble finish envelope FSC certified Blank inside for your own message Please note, colours may slightly differ on screen to the actual product
A friendship, birthday, or everyday card for someone in your life who is truly top-notch and the best of the best. Product Specs 4.75" x 4.75" folded card Blank inside Letterpress printed on luxe soft white cardstock Paired with a recycled Kraft envelope Printed by hand on an antique letterpress in Brooklyn, New York. Due to the printing process, which is done entirely by hand, there will be slight variations from print to print, ensuring each card is one-of-a-kind. Like you. Postage: square envelopes require additional postage © Kwohtations
Size: Standard, 5" x 7" Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA
Meet our 'Turn Up The Beet' Greeting Card Featuring a super cute beetroot with a portable music device, and the text 'it's your birthday, turn up the beet' underneath, this card is the perfect way to wish a music lover a happy birthday. CARD DETAILS _________________ - 12cm x 17.5cm - 300gsm white matte card - Brown kraft paper envelope - 100% post-consumer recycled paper - Naked (free of plastic packaging) - Blank on the inside - Designed & printed in Tasmania SAVE WITH A BUNDLE! __________________________ 4 CARDS FOR $20 (SAVE $4): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/863169348 6 CARDS FOR $28 (SAVE $8): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1010877185 8 CARDS FOR $34 (SAVE $14): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/996912700 10 CARDS FOR $40 (SAVE $20): https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1010883411 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING EVEN CUTER? __________________________________________________ Check out our 'Turn Up The Beet' Gift Tag: https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1671914889 DELIVERY INFORMATION _____________________________ The following delivery options are available once you have added your order to your basket. When using a mobile device, these choices do not appear until after you have confirmed your payment method. Standard | 2 - 8 business days: NO tracking. Priority | 2 - 5 business days: NO tracking. Express | 1 - 3 business days: tracking INCLUDED. Delivery options including tracking are also eligible for Etsy Purchase Protection. SEND YOUR CARD DIRECT TO ITS RECIPIENT ____________________________________________________ In your basket, check 'this order is a gift', and then 'add a gift message for free' before entering the text you would like printed in the card (if you run out of room, continue in the 'add a note' section). Make sure the recipient's shipping address is entered during the checkout process (please note, only one delivery address is allowed per order). LET'S GET SOCIAL! ______________________ Be sure to favourite our shop to keep up to date with releases and sales! We can also be found on: INSTAGRAM | instagram.com/heyhunnycards FACEBOOK | facebook.com/heyhunnycards PINTEREST | pinterest.com.au/heyhunnycards
Card #37b. Funny Greeting Card. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I Get To The End And I Think, "Well, That's Not Going... A perfect card for your best friend, mom, sister or whoever you want! This card can be given for any occasion, including birthdays, encouragement, thank you, thinking of you etc. Product Info: > This listing is for 1 card that measures 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (folded). > This card has been left blank inside for your own message. > Cards are printed on high quality card stock, glossy outside/matte inside. > Each card comes with a matching envelope and wrapped in a protective sleeve. > Watermark will not appear on card. Follow us on our multiple social media sites: Instagram: @RavensRest Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RavensRestStudio/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.ca/ravensrest Sister Etsy Shop: https://ravensrestart.etsy.com Check out our bundle deals! Any 3 RavensRestStudio cards: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/180157108/blank-greeting-card-special-choose-three?ref=shop_home_active_1&bes=1 Designed and printed in Canada. Copyright of Jennifer Conway/Raven's Rest Studio, please do not copy.
Card #129b. Funny Greeting Card. I'm Undecided About Which Pants To Wear Today... Smarty Or Fancy? Encouragement Card. Friendship Card. A perfect card for your best friend, mom, sister or whoever you want! This card can be given for any occasion, including birthdays, encouragement, thank you, thinking of you etc. Product Info: > This listing is for 1 card that measures 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (folded). > This card has been left blank inside for your own message. > Cards are printed on high quality card stock, glossy outside/matte inside. > Each card comes with a matching envelope and wrapped in a protective sleeve. > Watermark will not appear on card. Follow us on our multiple social media sites: Instagram: @RavensRest Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RavensRestStudio/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.ca/ravensrest Sister Etsy Shop: https://ravensrestart.etsy.com Check out our bundle deals! Any 3 RavensRestStudio cards: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/180157108/blank-greeting-card-special-choose-three?ref=shop_home_active_1&bes=1 Designed and printed in Canada. Copyright of Jennifer Conway/Raven's Rest Studio, please do not copy.
Card #263b. Birthday Card. Every Day You Sparkle... But Today You RULE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Greeting Card. Funny Greeting Cards. Funny Cards. Product Info: > This listing is for 1 card that measures 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (folded). > This card has been left blank inside for your own message. > Cards are printed on high quality card stock, glossy outside/matte inside. > Each card comes with a matching envelope and wrapped in a protective sleeve. > Watermark will not appear on card. Follow us on our multiple social media sites: Instagram: @RavensRest Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RavensRestStudio/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.ca/ravensrest Sister Etsy Shop: https://ravensrestart.etsy.com Check out our bundle deals! Any 3 RavensRestStudio cards: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/180157108/blank-greeting-card-special-choose-three?ref=shop_home_active_1&bes=1 Designed and printed in Canada. Copyright of Jennifer Conway/Raven's Rest Studio, please do not copy.
The perfect greeting cards forclients, social media besties, resignations and all things small biz and side hustle. These cards say exactly what you need to say! Designed by Kitty Meow
Card #27. Funny Greeting Card. I Love The Taste of Water. Especially Frozen Into Cubes and Completely Surrounded by Vodka. Funny Cards. A perfect card for your best friend, mom, sister or whoever you want! This card can be given for any occasion, including birthdays, encouragement, thank you, thinking of you etc. Product Info: > This listing is for 1 card that measures 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (folded). > This card has been left blank inside for your own message. > Cards are printed on high quality card stock, glossy outside/matte inside. > Each card comes with a matching envelope and wrapped in a protective sleeve. > Watermark will not appear on card. Follow us on our multiple social media sites: Instagram: @RavensRest Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RavensRestStudio/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.ca/ravensrest Sister Etsy Shop: https://ravensrestart.etsy.com Check out our bundle deals! Any 3 RavensRestStudio cards: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/180157108/blank-greeting-card-special-choose-three?ref=shop_home_active_1&bes=1 Designed and printed in Canada. Copyright of Jennifer Conway/Raven's Rest Studio, please do not copy.
