This blog post is all about dark-humor jokes. Let's start this post with a huge disclaimer. These are JOKES. It is not our intention to offend anyone. Please take these jokes lightly as they are
Yuletide is just around the corner, and we're all slowly getting into that Christmas spirit mode. If you think that your ugly Christmas sweater will not be enough this year, we have you covered. Bored Panda compiled a list of the most creative Christmas hairstyles ever, perfect for adding the extra novelty to your Christmas time outfit.
Here are a couple of great printable Contraction worksheets to add to your lesson plan. Your students will have fun finding the correct contraction to match-up. On the first one you simply draw a line to the correct contraction, and the other your kids can exercise their motor skills and cut out the contraction and paste next to the correct words. Matching Contractions Worksheet - Cut and Paste Version
Discover a fascinating work of art painted with a mix of black and brown acrylic paints. This poster uniquely combines the contemporary style of flowing watercolor washes, colorful mosaics and detailed depictions of nature into a vibrant work of art. Immerse yourself in the world of contour lines and ultra-fine details and let yourself be enchanted by the captivating beauty of this poster.
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Sketched-style lines bring this fox design alive Fox design embroidered on a canvas messenger field bag. AUTHENTIC PIGMENT FIELD BAG • 100% cotton canvas • Heavy enzyme-washed • Cotton webbing straps • Front flap with antique brass turn-buckles • Inside hanging zippered pocket Size: One Size 12"W x 16"H x 3 1/2"D. Design Size is 4.84"(w) x 6.65"(h) Strap is approximately 40" when fully extended ***Colors of thread in embroidery design, along with material the design is one, may very slightly due to computer screen color variations and possible changes in dye lots. The design image is from the manufacturer and they may use a different thread brand than I, thus the colors may vary slightly. If you want to customize any part of the design (such as changing colors within the design, send me a note BEFORE placing your order to see if possible and/or additional charges apply. If not contacted BEFORE order, I may not be able to honor customization requests! Image and first line description courtesy of urbanthreads.com *****TO ADD A NAME TO YOUR PURCHASE, PLEASE ALSO PURCHASE THIS LISTING***** http://etsy.me/2iqWLl9 *****TO ADD A SAYING OR QUOTE TO YOUR PURCHASE, PLEASE ALSO PURCHASE THIS LISTING***** http://etsy.me/2isnAFz
These tops run a bit small. Please check the measurements carefully to find the correct size before you order. Measurements: Size Small: Chest 32" Ribcage 28" Waist 24" Size Medium: Chest 34" Ribcage 28" Waist 26" Size Large: Chest 36" Ribcage 31" Waist 29" Size XL: Chest 39" Ribcage 34" Waist 32" Size XXL: Chest 42" Ribcage 37" Waist 33" Size 3X: Chest 45" Ribcage 37" Waist 36" A Shrine classic!! A heavily constructed corset top in rich green and ivory tapestry fabric with a great form fit. Heavy metal boning at sides and lycra stretch panel at back adds extra strong support. Fastens in front with seven large kilt pins but also zips in back for easy access. Rich ivory satin piping around armholes and neckline and ivory satin lining inside. Trimmed at the bottom with braided trim. This is one of our favorites... A very flattering fit for all body types! Comes in sizes small - 3X. ****Hardware kilt/skirt and Toreador Jacket sold separately******
Capturing the distinctive spirit of one of Scotland's most picturesque locales, this exquisite print invites the serene charm of Portree Harbour into your space. The vibrant tableau is steeped in the distinctive stylistic flourishes of Art Nouveau, with elegant, flowing lines and harmonious natural forms. At first glance, the eye is greeted by graceful boats, their masts standing tall and proud, mirroring the verticality of Portree's quaint, colourful facades that line the calm waterfront. The reflections cast upon the glassy harbour waters double the scene’s beauty, crafting an almost dreamlike symmetry that graces the composition with a tranquil stillness. Hints of a lush, rolling landscape in the background envelop the scene, creating an embrace of verdant hues that contrast beautifully with the bright pastel walls of the harbour's buildings. The thoughtful interplay of light and shadow, so deftly integrated into the scene, brings depth and volume to the structures, making them pop against the natural elements. The palate of this piece leans on a selection of greens, blues, and earth tones, punctuated with the stark whites and gentle yellows of the waterfront homes, encapsulating the vivid yet soothing palette typical of the Isle of Skye. This enchanting print from our 'Scottish Harbours' collection offers a tranquil glimpse into the highland's coastal life, an artistic homage to a cherished locale imbued with a sense of harmony and timeless charm.
If you had told a young Jean Jullien that one day he’d not only become an internationally renowned illustrator, but that he’d see his simple line drawings become sculptures, clothing, lamps, even the interior of a sky-high bar in France, he wouldn’t have believed you. Long before the world came to k
This product is a very small acrylic painting done by me, on canvas. This is a little bee, and I think he's a swell lil guy. Each painting will be unique, one of a kind, though as accurate to the original as possible. Available at varying sizes: 3x3 inches 5x7 inches 10x10 inches
These 10 Midwestern cities offer some of the best architectural gems in the U.S., including work by Frank Lloyd Wright, Frank Gehry, and Eero Saarinen.
Tim Hawkinson often explores life, death, and the passage of time in his works. “Wall Chart of World History from Earliest Times to the Present,” detail 1997 Ink, graphi…
Up, up and away! Miffy and her balloon is one of her most iconic images. The simple illustration and bold, bright colours of the poster make it a fun-filled addition to your child's bedroom wall. Or even on the wall of your own sitting room, perhaps? Dick Bruna's iconic Miffy illustrations are instantly recognisable across the world. The bold colours and simple lines have also made Miffy a bit of a design classic!The yellow background is joyful and fun, and the balloon itself is an image of childhood innocence and play. Miffy, of course, embodies all these qualities, so it's no wonder that this is one of our favourite Miffy prints! Printed in the UK, our mini posters are printed on 11" x 14" semi-matte 280gsm gallery grade paper, for the utmost quality of print. The size is ideal for the image, considering that when mounted and framed, it looks much larger than it is. Kids and adults alike delight in Bruna's relatable stories and beautiful drawings, and have done for over sixty years now. Here at the official Miffy Shop, we have everything you need to bring a little Miffy magic into your life, so why not pass on your love for Miffy to the next generation?
When you think that mermaid Ariel first appeared on screen in 1989, it's obvious the time has come for a makeover. Thanks to one illustrator, our all-time fave Disney characters are glowing like never before.
Original artwork description: Music is almost impossible to imagine. But with little luck you can try to get yourself drowned into creating with accompaniment of your favourite song. Materials used: Mixed media, paper 300g Tags:#szczęście #the joy of creation #music of the soul #wyobrażnia #white #brown #music #ink #coffee #feelings #fullcolour #emocion #fullcolor
15″ Brand New Body – Forgotten Hearts dolls are Fine Art Porcelain BJD Dolls that are meticulously hand crafted one at a time. They are made by artists AiiS Roman & Gamalier Bravo. They require many days of dedication, therefore only a few dolls are available every month. You can reach us in all social media @fhdolls About the Porcelain doll: Porcelain Ball Jointed “BJD” Doll , Brand new, never used and sold directly by the artists Aiis Roman & Gamalier Bravo From our 15″ 2018 Fine Art BJD Doll Collection. Our Fine Art, One of a Kind BJD Dolls are made using the finest and silkiest milky white porcelain. Fully articulated NEW 2018 body with 23 articulation points with leather lining on every joint for a smoother rotation, extensive movement and posing. They feature delicate and detailed expressive long hands. Anatomically detailed muscles and bones. Industrial carbon steel springs mechanism. Doll is painted with permanent china colors and her body is all polished and blushed with the same paints that are used in ceramics and porcelains that resist scratches and will not fade. Hand painted face features detailed down to individual eyelashes and eyebrows. One of a kind premium soft removable brushed and styled magnet wig . Includes a hand made candy like clear stand. She will arrive with a hand made cushioned luxury box. Doll preservation: A Forgotten Hearts doll will last for many years as they have been constructed in strong porcelain and steel mechanism. Since the paint is bonded to the porcelain it will not fade, stain or scratch under reasonable care and cleaning. Doll mechanism is made of steel, so please do not submerge your doll in water. Due the nature of this one of a kind doll, returns are not accepted Custom Ordered Doll with your Choice of Doll Face, Eye Color, Makeup and Wig.
About The Artwork Though a tended garden reflects being presently cared for, an ancient garden entrance remains the same. Underneath bright moonlight, the mysterious realm of both worlds combine. Original Created:2021 Subjects:Light Materials:Canvas Styles:Fine Art Mediums:Acrylic Details & Dimensions Painting:Acrylic on Canvas Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork Size:16 W x 20 H x 1 D in Frame:Not Framed Ready to Hang:Not applicable Packaging:Ships in a Box Shipping & Returns Delivery Time:Typically 5-7 business days for domestic shipments, 10-14 business days for international shipments. Handling:Ships in a box. Artists are responsible for packaging and adhering to Saatchi Art’s packaging guidelines. Ships From:United States. Have additional questions? Please visit our help section or contact us.
15″ Brand New Body – Forgotten Hearts dolls are Fine Art Porcelain BJD Dolls that are meticulously hand crafted one at a time. They are made by artists AiiS Roman & Gamalier Bravo. They require many days of dedication, therefore only a few dolls are available every month. You can reach us in all social media @fhdolls About the Porcelain doll: Porcelain Ball Jointed “BJD” Doll , Brand new, never used and sold directly by the artists Aiis Roman & Gamalier Bravo From our 15″ 2018 Fine Art BJD Doll Collection. Our Fine Art, One of a Kind BJD Dolls are made using the finest and silkiest milky white porcelain. Fully articulated NEW 2018 body with 23 articulation points with leather lining on every joint for a smoother rotation, extensive movement and posing. They feature delicate and detailed expressive long hands. Anatomically detailed muscles and bones. Industrial carbon steel springs mechanism. Doll is painted with permanent china colors and her body is all polished and blushed with the same paints that are used in ceramics and porcelains that resist scratches and will not fade. Hand painted face features detailed down to individual eyelashes and eyebrows. One of a kind premium soft removable brushed and styled magnet wig . Includes a hand made candy like clear stand. She will arrive with a hand made cushioned luxury box. Doll preservation: A Forgotten Hearts doll will last for many years as they have been constructed in strong porcelain and steel mechanism. Since the paint is bonded to the porcelain it will not fade, stain or scratch under reasonable care and cleaning. Doll mechanism is made of steel, so please do not submerge your doll in water. Due the nature of this one of a kind doll, returns are not accepted Custom Ordered Doll with your Choice of Doll Face, Eye Color, Makeup and Wig.
Wearing History Sophie - 1899 French Jacket E-pattern Sizes 30" Bust- 46" Bust, all in one size packet. This listing is for an E-Pattern to print yourself at home on your home printer's USA letter and A4 sized paper. This also includes A0 size for copy shop printing. Many thanks to Sophia Khan for the beautiful photos of her in her jacket she made. You can find her on Instagram at http://Instagram.com/Sophia_khan/ --- DESCRIPTION --- ~ Upper Intermediate to Advanced Difficulty ~ An elegant jacket, from the year 1899, that is ideal for late Victorian, early Edwardian, and steampunk looks. This jacket has a flared Medici collar with petal detail, circular cuffs, and scalloped hem. The jacket may be accented by rows of top-stitching. Works well in wool, linen, or cotton for both the fashionable lady or the lady adventurer. This pattern originally appeared in La Mode Illustree in the year 1899. While based on an original pattern and while this pattern follows the original silhouette very closely, this pattern has had significant improvements to make it more user-friendly for today’s dressmaker. This pattern has been trued up from the original pattern and includes the addition of multi-sizes, seam allowance, grain lines, notches, facing pieces, and pattern markings which were not originally included. This pattern has been supplemented with my illustrations and text to make basic, untailored construction easier to comprehend. Basic lining instructions are included, but are not in-depth. If you desire more tailoring or lining instruction, it is suggested to supplement this pattern with a book that instructs tailored garment construction. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MAKE A MOCK UP TO TEST PATTERN FIT AND CONSTRUCTION BEFORE CUTTING INTO YOUR FASHION FABRIC. Fit and construction of this garment is more complex than the majority of garments made today. Test the construction and fit first in a cheap mock up fabric, since the fit and construction of garments from the 19th century are so VASTLY different than garments today. The fit is unchanged from the original 19th century source material. This was originally designed to be worn over period foundations, including corsets, of the period. The fit of the finished garment, however, does not have the exaggerated bust/waist ratio of many period garments and can easily be adjusted to wear for modern wear, without corset, in the mock up phase - SIZING - All sizes below are included in these e-pattern files. This pattern was meant to be very fitted over the bust. Very little ease is included if you want more ease, or desire to wear it over a full blouse, consider cutting a size larger. Bust 30 - 32 - 34 - 36 - 38 - 40 - 42 - 44 - 46 Waist 24 - 26 - 28 - 30 - 32 - 34 - 36 - 38 - 40 This pattern is meant to be very fitted at the waist and has very little ease. If you are between sizes, cut the next size next larger. - HOW TO USE THIS E-PATTERN - YOU WILL NEED ADOBE READER, A FREE PDF READER PROGRAM, IN ORDER TO OPEN AND PRINT THIS PATTERN. This pattern is formatted for USA Letter Size and A4 sized paper. You will need to print this pattern to 100% scale. Open the "READ-ME-FIRST" File for instructions on printing and piecing your pattern. This pattern is tiled into letter sized paper. You will print these documents on your home printer, cut, and tape them together, to form a larger pattern layout. Then you cut and use your pattern just as you would a normal home sewing pattern. This pattern comes in 3 files, and uses a LOT of paper. The skirt pattern sheet uses 30 sheets of paper, 12 sheets are needed for the instruction pack, 1 for the e-pattern "how to" sheet. 43 total sheets of 8.5" x 11" sized paper or A4 sized paper are needed to make all garments in this pattern. This pattern file is formatted to fit on both sizes of paper, and there will be varying thicknesses of white border, which will be cut off, according to pattern instructions. - HOW TO USE THIS E-PATTERN - YOU WILL NEED ADOBE READER, A FREE PDF READER PROGRAM, IN ORDER TO OPEN AND PRINT THIS PATTERN. This pattern is formatted for USA Letter Size and A4 sized paper. You will need to print this pattern to 100% scale. Open the "READ-ME-FIRST" File for instructions on printing and piecing your pattern. This pattern is tiled into letter sized paper. You will print these documents on your home printer, cut, and tape them together, to form a larger pattern layout. Then you cut and use your pattern just as you would a normal home sewing pattern. This pattern comes in 5 files, and uses a LOT of paper. The blouse pattern sheet uses 20 sheets of paper, the shorts pattern sheet uses 15 sheets of paper, the skirt pattern sheet uses 20 sheets of paper, 15 sheets are needed for the instruction pack, 1 for the e-pattern "how to" sheet. 71 total sheets of 8.5" x 11" sized paper or A4 sized paper are needed to make all garments in this pattern. This pattern file is formatted to fit on both sizes of paper, and there will be varying thicknesses of white border, which will be cut off, according to pattern instructions. --- USE POLICY --- By purchasing this pattern you agree to the following terms: This e-pattern is licensed exclusively to the person who purchases this pattern from Wearing History for the sole purpose of home sewing use by the individual who purchases the pattern. Commercial or production use or making items to sell from this pattern is prohibited. Do not share this pattern by email or any other form. 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