If you're like most people, you respond with "Good" when someone asks how you're doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses.
Charming, fun, and yet just the right amount of salty, curse words from the 1950s have a certain extra somethin' that many modern day insults seem to lack. Our four letter words and other caustic phrases get the point across, and they certainly have…
Looking for some jokes about getting old? Here are 31 of them and I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to a few of them, at least.
Awesomely Weird. Randomly Retro. Humorously Crazy. Inspirationally Nutty.
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According to a recent study, the U.S. market for self-improvement is $9.9 billion. Despite that, many therapists think that self-help books are useless. Gregg Williams, for example, says that change is hard, improvements happen unevenly, involve many steps and take a lot of time. Nothing even remotely close to what the self-help reads are preaching. Luckily, Johan Deckmann has something that's way better. By day, Deckmann analyzes the human behavior; by night, he writes down his observations as titles for fictional self-help publications. Using books found in antique shops as a canvas, the practicing psychotherapist transforms their boring covers into witty jokes. Even though most of his pieces balance between the hilarious and the poignant, their faded color and worn texture take the readers on an emotional journey of self-reflection and soul-searching.
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This hilarious collection of images from photo-sharing app Snapchat reveals the perfectly-timed photographs that proud owners have captured of their adorable canine friends.
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Una artista crea emotivos dibujos para expresar sus pensamientos
Punk's not dead, but it is VERY cute. Get more punk warm fuzzies over at Nice Punks.
Inspirational quotes can have the power to motivate us, lift our spirit and help us to have more belief in ourselves. The following collection of some of the most inspirational quotes are from wonderful people from all over the world and throughout history. It is a wonderful mix of inspirational quotes from philosophers, motivational speakers, […]
We’ve all met the person who plays the victim, they love to waffle on about their woes and how they’ve been mistreated by the world. Victims never accept responsibility for their own actions, even when they were the person who started the drama and continued to stir the pot.
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This article includes funny flower quotes from Delta Burke, George Burns, and other celebrities.
Being a woman is no joke. It is as special as it is complicated. From handling the constant pressure to fit into conventional standards set by society to nurturing a family all by yourself, women [...]
Cats are crazy, but that's part of what makes them so fun to live with. Check out these funny cat pictures that are guaranteed to make you crack a smile.
Here are 27 witty one-liners guaranteed to make you smile. They made me smile, and I'm confident a few of them will brighten your day too.
"Anxiety is like that moment that your chair almost tips over, but it never stops."
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A hilarious way to kill time & laugh your butt off? Funny new word definitions from the HipDict dictionary. Loaded with sarcasm, wit and inspirational sayings about love and life, these word definitions will have you rolling. Many of the new words and sayings are creeping into my everyday vernacular, especially “Burritoing” and “Lie-Fi.” Best yet, all the content is user-generated, or crowd-sourced, which means you can submit new definitions to add to the party! Add a funny word definition of your own now at the HipDict website and you just might see it on Instagram the next time you click on.
A hilarious way to kill time & laugh your butt off? Funny new word definitions from the HipDict dictionary. Loaded with sarcasm, wit and inspirational sayings about love and life, these word definitions will have you rolling. Many of the new words and sayings are creeping into my everyday vernacular, especially “Burritoing” and “Lie-Fi.” Best yet, all the content is user-generated, or crowd-sourced, which means you can submit new definitions to add to the party! Add a funny word definition of your own now at the HipDict website and you just might see it on Instagram the next time you click on.
As you know, my husband, Ken Takeshi Tada is sansei, that is, third generation Japanese born here in America. Even though Ken is as American as they come – a real man’s man who loves football and fly fishing – his heart is rooted in the Japanese culture. He loves talking about his family history,
We're all in this together, man.
Are you looking for a hate work meme? Here's a collection of hate work memes full of sarcasm and wit that you and any worker can relate to.
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When I was about 13 years old, my mother and I took a trip to New York City. The reason for the trip was so that my mother could check up on my father’s business partners in one of his latest ventu…
According to a recent study, the U.S. market for self-improvement is $9.9 billion. Despite that, many therapists think that self-help books are useless. Gregg Williams, for example, says that change is hard, improvements happen unevenly, involve many steps and take a lot of time. Nothing even remotely close to what the self-help reads are preaching. Luckily, Johan Deckmann has something that's way better. By day, Deckmann analyzes the human behavior; by night, he writes down his observations as titles for fictional self-help publications. Using books found in antique shops as a canvas, the practicing psychotherapist transforms their boring covers into witty jokes. Even though most of his pieces balance between the hilarious and the poignant, their faded color and worn texture take the readers on an emotional journey of self-reflection and soul-searching.
If you are out in public minding your own business, trying to get on with your life, it can be a little surprising to have somebody you don't know verbally assault you.
Humans can't be trusted.