Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...
If a canine lover in your life is expecting a birthday celebration, start it off right by sending them funny happy birthday dog memes!
The message is printed on BOTH sides. :) Brother equivalent: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1445606368/gifts-for-sister-brother-christmas Sister 11oz or 15oz Coffee Mug makes for elegant gifts that speak of a person's uniqueness. Don't sweat over the right gifts! This mug is beautiful as it is durable; a great gift to give a loved one. The universal acceptance of coffee mugs as gifts makes it a preferred gift choice, and this mug is an excellent gift to the one you care about. Aside from it being a universal Sister gift item, you take the bar notches higher by filling the mug with coffee samples, special tea samples for their enjoyment, and even candy. Isn't that sweet! Wouldn't you want to make that special person happy Get this perfect Sister Mug before it runs out! Product Features - Sister 11oz or 15oz Coffee Mug - To show that person how special he/she is, get him/her this coffee mug. - Highest Quality - You don't have to worry about our mugs getting broken in the dishwasher or microwave, they are made from the best ceramics. - Great Sister Gift - this coffee mug is a great gift during birthdays, wedding anniversaries, graduation, celebrating friendships and the likes. - Printed with Superior Ceramic Inks - A Truly Permanent Imprint That Will Never Fade Or Lose Its Glow. - Shipped from USA - The styrofoam casing guarantees it is shipped in perfect piece. Gifts For Sister Brother, Christmas, Birthday Gift Ideas for Your Sister or Brother, Best Good Unique Cool Fun Gifts from Little Big Sister
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This is the ORIGINAL "shh…almost….now you may speak" mug! This mug/photo has been featured in many places! Want to get a chuckle out of coworkers, friends, and family? This "Fill Line" mug lets the people around you know when it's ok to speak with you! Haha. :::::ITEM DESCRIPTION::::: • This listing is for one handwritten coffee mug • Capacity-16oz • Mugs are hand drawn and made to order. Picture above is an example of what yours will look like. Please allow for slight variations. • Gently hand wash with warm water and refrain from scrubbing over the design in order to preserve this mugs beauty :::::SUBSTITUTIONS::::: • Would you like something written on the mug that you don’t see in my shop? I love custom orders! Just convo me with your requests! :::::GIFT WRAPPING::::: •All mugs are wrapped with tissue paper and yarn. •Is this a gift for a special someone? I can include a special note. Just leave your requests in the note to seller section. :::::AFTER PURCHASING::::: •Please check your email and etsy convos, as I may contact you with questions about your purchase.
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Stuck on what to write in a birthday card for someone special in your life? Here are over 100 birthday wishes and messages for every person in your life.
This design includes a print ready PDF which features Minions Banana Language. You could handout these to the guest and see if they can remember and talk in minion language at the party. End of the party you can give these away as a party favor too! Kids love it and can frame it to add as a decoration.This prints 1 per page. If you want to purchase the smaller sign which prints 4 per page, please go to link https://www.etsy.com/listing/266002510/minion-despicable-me-inspired-idea-for?ref=shop_home_active_1 This is a DIGITAL file.No items will be shipped. …………………. HOW to DOWNLOAD 1. Add this item to your shopping cart 2. PAYMENTS: I accept PayPal, Credit Cards via PayPal 3. Once payment is received you will be able to instantly download these files High-res image Fits 8.5" x 11" page PDF file Watermarks will not appear on image. PERSONAL USE ONLY You agree to not resell, distribute, or share these files with anyone. DISCLAIMER Colors may vary between online viewing and your actual printed product. All monitors display color differently; please take this into consideration when placing your order. COPYRIGHT This listing is for the time/effort used to create and personalize your item. I do not claim ownership over the characters used in my designs. Before purchasing please read my shop policy. You agree to the shop's policies and listing's description once you purchase an item. Please contact me prior to purchase if you want custom changes.Since this is an instant download no refunds or exchange can be made. Check out my other printables to make your party a memorable one! https://www.etsy.com/shop/etsyPartyPrintables?ref=hdr_shop_menu Thank you for shopping @ etsyPartyPrintables
This is a guide about pet dust bunnies. If you are looking for a clever gag gift that doesnt cost much; here it is. These cuties are made of recycled dryer lint.
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Oddly Comical. Strangely Humorous. Hilariously Bizarre. A hilarious new dump ofFunny Memes & Pics to Laugh Up Your Day. Check these stupid things out now!
This my tub pond. It was my great grandparents' clawfoot bath tub. It has been in my yard since they passed away many years ago. I have wanted it to be a pond f…
That’s why you’re here. You want to come up with some great, nice things to say to your grown son.
Today I am sharing a printable I created at the request of a good friend of mine. She wanted a…ahem…reminder for her children to pick up after themselves. I love how it turned out. I ga…
These memes are some of my favorite that I've found while searching the internet. I really enjoy something about these stupid and dumb funny memes that I had to put them in a gallery for you all. If you're looking for even more dumb and funny memes like these check out these memes
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I have been collecting vintage images for years, drawn by their beauty and charm, and often humour. For the first time this year, I have decided to share a few of them here on Etsy, wanting others to have the pleasure of enjoying them, so many forgotten, all of them unique and beautiful. There is something so simple and sincere in these greetings from decades ago...something so important now. Cards come as collections of 8 blank notecards in a kraft paper box with clear top for easy storage. There are 2 of each of the 4 images. $24. for 8 cards.(See separate listing) They are individually hand-printed here in my studio in Hudson, NY. They measure 4.25"x 5.5" and come with envelopes. Source: Vintage Mid Century Romance Comic Book The watermark will not appear on your card:) All shipping is First Class, and all Free shipping is First Class Domestic. If you desire another form of shipping please message me, concerning extra charges. Many thanks for considering ReadyFreddyPress. If there is a special order that you would like to make (invitations, announcements/thank yous etc.), please message me. Happy Valentines Day...celebrate love every day!
Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue Credit goes to SPA, but I wanted this here for a writer's reference. This way we know exactly how far we can push our characters ;)
A guide for asking family members to give experiences instead of gifts this holiday season and beyond. An experience gift guide is provided.
Decorate your Cake with this The Office Meme themed Edible Cake Topper Image featuring Dwight Schrute saying "Age Is Just A Number...False Age Is A Word"! Create a birthday cake with this Edible Cake Topper Image from A Birthday Place. Please select a size from the dropdown above that fits your dessert! You can attach a note with your order on the Shopping Cart page for any free personalization you want added to your Edible Cake Topper. Edible icing art is a great way to make a cake and cupcakes look fantastic and professional. These are an easy and inexpensive way to make your cake look like a masterpiece. All icing images come with instructions. Simply remove the edible icing art from backing and place on top of freshly iced cake or cupcakes. After 15 to 25 minutes the edible icing art will blend with the frosting to give your cake a professional look. Prints are professionally printed on compressed icing sheets. Each topper is shipped in a plastic zip lock bag. No refrigeration is necessary! Kosher! Gluten Free! Trans-Fat Free! No Peanut Products Added! Printed on high quality edible icing paper (not wafer or rice paper) using high quality edible ink, also certified kosher. INGREDIENTS: Tapioca Starch, Corn Syrup Solids, Microcrystalline Cellulose (E460), Sugar, Water, Glycerine (E422), Canola Oil, Polyglycerol Esters (E475), Titanium Dioxide (E171), Algin (E401), Potassium Sorbate (E202), Citric Acid (E330), Sodium Bicarbonate, Soy Lecithin (E322). Contains Soy. Cyan - water, propylene glycol, glycerine, FD&C blue #1. Magenta - water, propylene glycol, glycerine, FD&C red #3, blue #1, and red #40. Yellow - water, propylene glycol, glycerine, FD&C yellow #5. Black - water, propylene glycol, glycerine, FD&C red #40, blue #1, and yellow #6.
It's a giant piece of chocolate shaped like an orange, and then sliced like an orange. There's an orange-y tang in every bite. This is probably how all chocolate will be served in the future.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Funny birthday card by The Bottomline Yes that was very loud but I said I wanted to hear your heart. Funny birthday card by The Bottomline featuring some classic doctor and patient humour by cartoonist Jamie Charteris. Greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and inside reads Happy Birthday. View all of The Bottomline cards
When it comes to selling print-on-demand, custom-made tumblers, you can do so on Etsy and Amazon. Tumblers are great gifts, and this post will help you get started.
Gifts for a minimalist. What do you buy someone who has everything or wants nothing? Brilliant gift guide with sentimental, indulgent & practical gifts.
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This listing is for one "Lost marbles Replacement Pack" gag gift packaged ready to go. Package also reads: "You may not have lost all of your marbles yet, but there is definitely a hole in the bag!" If you have a hard time buying for someone who has everything or is just too picky? Or maybe you just want to get a good laugh or are on a budget? Why not give them a funny novelty gag gift! These would also be great for your next "Over the Hill" birthday gift! If you are looking for a double laugh I have other gag gifts available as well: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MarysBazaar
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☘Materials:High-quality environmentally friendly Eeypy metals sign / plaque. 🍀Product Size:20x30 cm (8x12 inches). 🐰Easy to hang: Screw holes are pre-drilled at the corners for easy hanging. For safe handling, the edges of each tin label are rolled and crimped. 🦄It is widely used in homes, roads, courtyards, industrial warnings, craft shops, restaurants, home / office decoration accessories, or can be used for wedding birthday ceremonies or any type of event gifts or collectibles. 🍻High-quality service: We provide high-quality after-sale refund and return services. If you have any questions about our products, please contact us in time, we will reply to you as soon as possible. Size:8X12 inch | Color:Mix030 🍭 PRODUCT FEATURE. 1. Advantage highlight: Retro design, High quality, Eco-friendly. 2. Practical design: Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging, perfect for a wide range of uses. 3. Eco-friendly material: Made from high-grade materials. QUALITY SERVICE. If you have any questions about our products or you don't like them, please feel free to contact us. We will do our best to help you. WARM-TIPS. 1. This is Tin metal sign, have the effect of rust.The product is deliberately distressed, with a retro effect, not rusty. 2. Due to lighting, the colors may vary and the results are somewhat inaccurate. Hope you like it. Welcome To Our Store(Eeypy). Click ""Add to Cart"" to buy now! YOU WILL LOVE IT!The product is packed in packaging bags, which can be used as Christmas and birthday gifts... We Provide the Best Way to for You to Get Whatever You Want!Take it and Make a Difference a Good Life is Actually So Simple.