You were catfishing before it was even a thing.

The screen name said everything about you. And yes, at the time, you totally wanted to be MrsChadMichaelMurray69.

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You thought just maybe if Tom saw himself in your Top 8, he might add you to his.

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The world needed to know your pain.

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