An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services […]
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father. Son: “Daddy, I fell in […]
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor
"[*looks at pinata*] In some cultures, it's considered impolite to beat a figure until its innards fall out." -- Ferb Fletcher you are the rock of many peoples' lives! you may not talk much or be the most outgoing, but when you do talk, you say what needs to be said. you're not afraid to be blunt when you have to, but you like to keep to yourself most of the time. people are...
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet...
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer...
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband […]
A Man gets on a bus and sits next to a mother with child. The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, "You better take to the milk, or I'll give it to this man sitting here..." She tries a few more minutes, the baby is still just...
Ahh, to be young again. In this video, adults see themselves as babies in their reflections, and an epic dance party ensues. Keep an eye on the baby with th ...
A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?' The guy replies,' I' m Jack, retired airline pilot from Houston.' Saint Peter consults his list.
In modern times, reaching 30 years and older as a human being isn't that special. For comics, however, reaching 30 years, especially in modern times, is an amazing feat, for there are only just a handful of comics and cartoons that have survived that long. 60-year-old Mark Parisi has managed to achieve this rare milestone, but he's not stopping there, and the number keeps climbing: Mr. Parisi has been doing his "Off the Mark" cartoons ever since 1987, and the number is rounding up to 35 years now. That's more than half a solid lifetime of cartoons and comics. My bet is, he wouldn't be doing it if people didn't appreciate the comics as much as they did: it has reached thousands of newspapers and millions of hearts throughout the years, and been in tons of holiday cards. So without further ado, let's see how accurate the jokes are; I have a feeling that they're going to be a little bit "Off the Mark!" Enjoy!
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The...
Some of the funniest family moments center around little kids dancing to their favorite music. Their unpolished movements and expressions are hysterical to witness when a toddler gets down to the beat. Little Maddie is no different. She’s harnessed in a car seat, but that doesn’t stop her from breaking it down when she hears
Between April showers and the ongoing directive to stay at home, some days may seem a little gloomy right now. Enter the latest edition of Favorite Things!
13 Memes That Exemplify The Absolute WTF-ery Of Cartoon Logic - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” "Well, the answer is...
