One cold night,A billionaire met an old poor man outside.He asked him,don't you feel cold being outside,and not wearing any coat?The old man
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his e.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is […]
An elderly man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly […]
An old man is having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.“How are you grandpa?” he asks.“Feeling fine,” says the old man. #funny, #joke, #humor
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year grandson.The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.The family ate together at the table.
A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman… “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?”Now the barman has seen mostly eve.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past.She hasn't had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says,"Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?"The old man said,"But I won't be able to..."Prostitute:
A man goes to prison for robbery. After getting sorted, processed, and settled, it’s lights out and he gets ready to sleep. After a few minutes he hears someone yell out “Forty Six!” and the whole cell block erupts in laughter. A few more moments pass and someone else calls […]
An Old Man Plays Golf.
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married ...
A man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinema.When the usherette came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man “Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat”.The old man.. #funny, #joke, #humor
They each say excuse me and the young man says, “I'm sorry I bumped into you, it's just that I'm looking for my wifeI lost her somewhere in another aisle.”The old man says, “I am also.. #funny, #joke, #humor
An old man is selling watermelons… His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day […]
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the reporter asked. #funny, #joke, #humor
A white woman who was about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Disturbed by this, she called air hostess.Air hostess asked, “What is matter?”Woman responded, “Obviously, you don’t see it.. Then?”
