┌─s u c k y o u──────── "Suck you." "I know we're living together, but you need to control your hormones, Jaemin." "Fuck off! I meant to say 'shit' and 'fuck' in the same insult but--" "--You also want to suck me off really badly, I know." ──────── ･ ｡ ✧ * : ･ ─┘ ⌈ ♢COMPLETED♢ ⌋ ⌈ translated in german by @yananiun and in bulgarian by @_taetten ⌋ © aestheticallyoongi

In which Taehyung contacts a wrong number. 'One day, out the blue, a message popped up on my phone from an unknown source. "Just because you don't see someone doesn't mean they aren't there. Some of the world's most wonderful things are invisible. And trusting invisible things makes them more powerful and wondrous." I know everything about that unknown source except for who he is.' This story is in chats format but not entirely. A Kim Taehyung Fanfiction Best Rankings: #1 in fanfiction #1 in bts #1 in chatting #1 in Taehyung #1 in unknown #3 in romance #5 in romcom #1 in Jimin #1 in Jungkook

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„Chrisi! Pomoc!" Blondýn začal panikařit, jelikož nevěděl, co dřív. Takovou trému neměl ani při focení či přehlídce. „Co je?" Chris se otočil, na tváři zmatený výraz. Když se však podíval za Felixe, bylo mu vše jasné. „Prostě se chovej normálně. Stůj, jak stojíš, usmívej se a normálně se se mnou bav," Chris se na blondýna povzbudivě usmál. Felix udělal, jak řekl a vše by bylo v pořádku. Dokud neprošel mladý fotograf. Usmál se na Chrise, následně na blond chlapce a šel dál, viditelně rychlejším krokem. Jakmile byl z dosahu, Chris spustil: „Tomu říkáš normálně?!" ___________________________________________ 28/2//2k19 - 29/9//2k19 (9//2k20 přepis) Kategorie: Fanfikce, Texting | Stray kids au Shipy: Changlix, Minsung, Hyunjeong a Seungmin x Wonpil Předem upozorňuji, že se jedná o texting fanfikci, ve které se vyskytuje vztah mezi muži, vedlejší shipy, vulgarismy, různé sexuální narážky, spoilery k různým filmům/seriálům a memes. V příběhu je zmíněný idol, který je zde vyobrazen jako 'špatný' (not really, akorát slečna kazí gae agendu) KAŽDOPÁDNĚ tím není myšlený žádný hate vůči této osobně, je zde jen jako další charakter. Děkuji za pochopení. Prosím, nenahlašovat, byli jste upozorněni předem.

„Chrisi! Pomoc!" Blondýn začal panikařit, jelikož nevěděl, co dřív. Takovou trému neměl ani při focení či přehlídce. „Co je?" Chris se otočil, na tváři zmatený výraz. Když se však podíval za Felixe, bylo mu vše jasné. „Prostě se chovej normálně. Stůj, jak stojíš, usmívej se a normálně se se mnou bav," Chris se na blondýna povzbudivě usmál. Felix udělal, jak řekl a vše by bylo v pořádku. Dokud neprošel mladý fotograf. Usmál se na Chrise, následně na blond chlapce a šel dál, viditelně rychlejším krokem. Jakmile byl z dosahu, Chris spustil: „Tomu říkáš normálně?!" ___________________________________________ 28/2//2k19 - 29/9//2k19 (9//2k20 přepis) Kategorie: Fan fikce | Stray kids texting au Shipy: Changlix, Minsung, Hyunjeong a Seungmin x Wonpil (idk why) Předem upozorňuji, že se jedná o texting fanfikci, ve které se vyskytuje vztah mezi muži, vedlejší shipy, vulgarismy, různé sexuální narážky, spoilery k různým filmům/seriálům a memes. Prosím, nenahlašovat, byli jste upozorněni předem.

Despite how much some people would like to disagree with the following, let's admit, we're all late sometimes. Yeah yeah, you're always on time, we here you. But what about the times the bus is late or you get a flat tire on your way to work? All kinds of unfortunate accidents are just lurking around every corner but, of course, some of us are just infinitely lucky and somehow avoid them. Cheers if that's you! However, how Franklin P. Jones once said, "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." But oh my, be late at least once and the whole world seems to be there to point fingers. Well, if you're up for this mischievous task or have some friends who are always late, we here at Bored Panda have some perfect material for you to annoy them with. And keep calm, it's as hilarious as it is despicable, just let your imagination run free and pick the right one!

Y/N L/N strives to be a hero, failing the entrance exam at Yuuei, she has to come up with a different choice. The only choice left for her was vigilantism. She has no choice besides vigilantism as she has trouble communicating with others. She is an average crackhead who hates social interaction. So it's easy to not be found out quickly. The first parts of this book is cringe btw I dont own BNHA/MHA or the plot! All belongs to Kohei Horikoshi!

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as of April tenth, 2021, this book is dormant and will no longer be updated.

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This is if MHA/bnha students messaged each other, I don't own bnha/MHA (Kohei Horikoshi does) I own the plot, hope you enjoy^^ ps. I appreciate it when you comment Main ships: kiribaku tododeku

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Rice paper may not provide much nutritional value, but it is gluten free and very user-friendly. It also offers a low calorie approach to making your clean eats look more like cheats. I bet you get really bored eating shrimp and salad. So why not play tricks on your taste buds by wrapping your shrimp salad into a low-calorie edible wrapper? Recipe This recipe yields 2 rice paper shrimp rolls: NOTE: Make one roll at a time to prevent a sticky rice paper disaster! Get all of your ingredients ready to go! Once you wet the rice paper, you need to hustle. Soak a sheet of Rice Paper under warm running tap water for about 15 seconds. Shake to dry it off. Place the rice paper onto a plate. Load the rice paper with 2 oz of shrimp, 1/4 cup of enoki mushrooms, 1/4 cup of broccoli slaw (trust me, that's all that will fit!). Drizzle 1/2 TBSP of Wholly Spicy Guacamole (available in your grocery store). This is a tasty way to include a healthy fat in this recipe. Neatly fold the bottom edge of the rice paper over the filling. Then fold in the side edges of the rice paper. Roll up the rice paper roll to form a neatly packed cylinder. I was never particularly good at origami, so I just rolled it up like a sleeping bag. Do whatever works for you! Repeat steps 1 through 5 for the second roll. Substitutions: Feel free to use your favourite fresh vegetables. I like to save time by purchasing pre-washed and cut veggies and pre-cooked shrimp. I use enoki mushrooms but you can use dried vermicelli noodles or miracle noodles. You can wrap your shrimp and veggies with collard greens instead of rice paper. Instead of guacamole, you can use shrimp sauce. Here is my shrimp sauce version: Nutritional Information: For 2 rice paper shrimp rolls (using the spicy guacamole): calories: 200, fat: 4.4g, saturated fat: 1g, cholesterol: 206.7mg, sodium: 499mg, carbohydrates: 22g, fiber: 2.9g, NET CARBS: 19.1g, sugars: 1.1g, protein: 21 g Outsmart Dieting: If you want to learn how you can manipulate your tendency to overeat in a way that does not sabotage your fat loss ... so you can finally put an end to yo-yo dieting, look consistently awesome and satisfy your daily cravings ... then check out my Fat Loss Fast System. I explain exactly how I approach my diet so that I can eat my favourite foods without getting fat (or feeling even an ounce of guilt)!

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3 AM TALKS ™ A JIKOOK FANFIC JEON JUNGKOOK X PARK JIMIN ❤︎ A TEXTING STORY ••COMPLETED•• *Smut is provided* JUNGKOOK TOP! JIMIN BOTTOM! Highest rankings: #1 in jjkff #1 in jikookff #1 in unlimitedpride #2 in pjmff #3 in jikookff #3 in Jungkookxjimin #28 in text #36 in Fanfiction When Park Jimin gets a text at three am from a stranger saying he wanted to end his life.

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Nanami Kento es uno de los personajes del manga Jujutsu Kaisen, por tanto, no me pertenece. Este es un pequeño fic que se basará en pequeñas curiosidades inventadas por mi, planteando diferentes escenarios en los que tú y este entrañable personaje, seréis protagonistas. ❌NO SPOILERS❌