This is the original cockuterie board! Plenty of copycats have taken my idea and made it their own. Get the original and the best! Because who can say charcuterie? Inappropriate cock-cuterie for the win! Made from maple or cherry, I have two sizes, 18x9.5x1” and 24x12x1” Every cock is different and has its own character. Some have knots and other imperfections that make every board unique. Boards need to maintained with occasional sanding and oiling to keep its natural beauty. Do not put in the dishwasher. Hand wash with warm water and soap and then dry immediately Smaller cock is a Good size for 1-2 people, larger cock is good for 2-4 people. Food safe, finished with food grade mineral oil and ready for use. Makes a great gag gift or fun conversation piece. charcuterie board. Shark coochie board. If you would like a custom phrase or wording on your board, select custom wording and leave your request in the notes at checkout
“Duchesses of Miami 1639 oil on canvas model: JT & Yung Miami @ThegirlJT 📸: dontemaurice via @billboard 👚: luxurylaw 💇🏾♀️: kellonderyck 💄: mlatricemua”
DIGITAL FILE ONLY FOR THE DESIGNS (IN SVG, DXF, AI, PDF, PNG, Gimp FORMAT). NO PHYSICAL ITEM WILL BE SHIPPED. THIS IS INSTANT DOWNLOAD ONLY. The subject matter is PG13 adult themed. Charcoochie or Char-Coochie, hyphen or not, is up to you. Curved and straight text offered where applicable. These files have been tested on a DTC DebinTech, 100w CO2 laser cutter, assorted cutting & charcuterie boards. Most designs are formated at 8", SVG / vector formats are easily resized. This is an instant download cut file project. NO physical product will be sent to your home. SVG files are vector-based files that are used in a variety of cutting machines. This project is designed to work in most lasers. Because this item is an instant, digital download file, you WILL NOT receive a physical shipped item. PERMISSIONS FOR USE: Use the cut files for personal use or for reselling the items you make with them. NEITHER THE FILES NOR THE PICTURES ON THIS POST CAN BE SHARED, RESOLD, OR REDISTRIBUTED IN ANY FORM. **NO RETURNS PERMITTED ON DOWNLOADED ITEMS The files can be manipulated in compatible image editing software. Vector files may be resized for desired size and outcome. The buyer is responsible for verifying their ability to work with the included files prior to purchase. Before purchase, please verify this file set contains your needed file type for your machine. No refunds on instant downloads. If you have any questions or concerns, please message me and I will do my best to answers any questions!
Brand: GLLBTPTFeatures: 【High-quality Materials】Ours charcuterie boards made of sustainable bamboo,which is a durable natural material.features a rich laser engraved, preserved in a light coat of food-grade mineral oil.【Size】Comes in 13” x 9.5” or 11” x 8.5”,You can choose the size that suits you.Easy to hang up and store by using the hole in the handle.【Funny Charcuterie Board】This handsomely cutting board makes a great funny charcuterie board.Cutting board engraved with a playful Shark Coochie design.Make funny adult lunchables with this tray!【Widely Used】You can use this as a cutting board and also use the chopping board as a serving tray for food such as cheese or charcuterie.Imress your guests with your vibrant and abundant sread!【Perfect Gift】This Shark Coochie charcutterie board is the perfect gift for any fun loving party host.Perfect for a gourmet meal or dinner party.Great for housewarming,christmas,birthdays,white elephant and more!Package Dimensions: 0x0x0
Made on the 12 x 24” Big Board
Brand: GLLBTPTFeatures: 【High-quality Materials】Ours charcuterie boards made of sustainable bamboo,which is a durable natural material.features a rich laser engraved, preserved in a light coat of food-grade mineral oil.【Size】Comes in 13” x 9.5” or 11” x 8.5”,You can choose the size that suits you.Easy to hang up and store by using the hole in the handle.【Funny Charcuterie Board】This handsomely cutting board makes a great funny charcuterie board.Cutting board engraved with a playful Shark Coochie design.Make funny adult lunchables with this tray!【Widely Used】You can use this as a cutting board and also use the chopping board as a serving tray for food such as cheese or charcuterie.Imress your guests with your vibrant and abundant sread!【Perfect Gift】This Shark Coochie charcutterie board is the perfect gift for any fun loving party host.Perfect for a gourmet meal or dinner party.Great for housewarming,christmas,birthdays,white elephant and more!Package Dimensions: 14x281x490
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Meet our revolutionary & oh-so-snuggly baby sleep aid, the Hoochy Coochie puppet comforter! An all-in-one comforter, hand puppet & story time aid, the Hoochy Coochie also includes a secure dummy attachment so your child will always have a soother close to hand. With a nifty hand-sized pocket, the Hoochy Coochie can be used as a puppet before bedtime, a convenient way to captivate babies & toddlers & help them relax. They can then quietly cuddle up to their Hoochy Coochie as they drift off to sleep. Our Hoochy Coochies are designed to be favourites, those extra special toys that young children form an attachment to, keeping them close wherever they go, & using them as self-soothing aids. Lewis the Lion is as chipper as they come! His favourite activities include catching waves on his boogie-board & lining up for the weekend sausage-sizzles at Bunnings. You can read more about Lewis here. You can also find a Hoochy Coochie nestled in the following gift bundles: a Forever Friend set, a Grow Set, a Hoochy Coochie Backup Bundle, or a Newborn Bundle. Are you ordering a gift? Lewis the Lion has a hand-illustrated matching Gift Card that you can add to your order. Write a message as you check out & leave the rest to us.
