Your mom. The classic, nonsensical insult is made to look so cute and dainty in this colorful floral wreath. Pattern features different types of flowers in lovely purples, mauves, greens, and blues. Create and display in your home or workspace, or stitch as a funny gift for a friend or loved one. Pattern information: - Uses 10 colors of DMC embroidery floss - Finished size measures 5 x 5 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida - Pattern PDF includes 2 formats: color blocks and symbols on color - PDF Includes color photo of finished piece - Downloads instantly upon purchase Note: this is a PDF pattern only, not a completed cross stitch. Additional materials are not included, but please request a custom order if you would like to purchase a kit with all materials needed to complete project! Looking for more sassy patterns? Check out a few of my other funny pattern listings: - "Sounds like you read the movie": https://www.etsy.com/listing/830538564 - "Asking for a friend": https://www.etsy.com/listing/970952438

••• This is a downloadable cross-stitch pattern ••• ••• The Design ••• 'Depressed' Cross-Stitch Pattern. This pattern is designed with 14 count Aida cloth, can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric. Stitch Count: 84 x 75 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 6 x 5.4 inches (15.2 x 13.6cm) - suits 7 inch hoop 16 count: 5.3 x 4.7 inches (13.3 x 11.9cm) - suits 6 inch hoop 18 count: 4.7 x 4.2 inches (11.9 x 10.6cm) - suits 6 inch hoop 20 count: 4.2 x 3.8 inches (10.7 x 9.5cm) - suits 5 inch hoop 22 count: 3.8 x 3.4 inches (9.7 x 8.7cm) - suits 5 inch hoop Palette: DMC Colors: 8 ••• The Download ••• Your pattern includes: - Thread chart with symbol key, thread lengths etc - Full color pattern - Black and White pattern (for easier printing) - Symbol version - NEW Pattern Keeper File The pattern file will be available immediately after checkout. ••• Our Guarantee ••• Your satisfaction is crucial to us. Please get in contact if you have any questions. We have a money-back guarantee if you are unhappy for any reason.

Listing is for a diy llama cross stitch beginner pattern. Welcome to our shop, where we hope to leave you in stitches:) A perfect funny St. Patrick's, Easter spring decor, or Mother's day decor gift or housewarming gift for her. Or maybe you have that subversive, sometimes inappropriate person in your life. Great and easy diy beginner cross stitch pattern, as it only employs full stitches. Your finished product will be 100 x 100 stitches or 7 x 7 inches. Once completed, cross stitch will fit perfectly within an 8 inch hoop. Instant pdf and word format download INCLUDES: Image for reference Pattern (both as symbols and colors) Color Chart Cross stitch guide Message us with any questions you might have. Happy stitching:) All patterns are copyright 2018 4StitchesAndGiggles.

***THIS IS A PATTERN, NOT A FINISHED PIECE. You will receive an instant download .PDF file so that you can stitch it yourself.*** Finished piece available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/539246298/funny-subversive-cross-stitch-screaming?ref=shop_home_active_1 (screaming internally) Because you can't always scream...externally. This is the perfect decor for an office, cubical, kitchen, or any other place where the stress can build. Glancing at this sassy, funny cross-stitch should bring you some scream-y peace. And nothing can calm you down like stabbing some fabric hundreds of times! This original piece is designed to be stitched with a simple, red font and decorative folk art florals in yellow, green, red, and blue. In the style of traditional Scandinavian cross stitch samplers. Designed to fit in a 5" diameter hoop when stitched on 14-count fabric. A suitable pattern for beginners and a fast project for experienced stitchers! All patterns are © Stephanie Rohr 2010-2017 All Rights Reserved Patterns are for personal use only. Please do not share images of my pattern charts. The selling of patterns and/or finished products for profit is not permitted.

This is a digital file of the pattern we use for our completed cross stitches. You can choose to make one for yourself with colors of your choice or follow our exact theme. Enjoy! Pattern Size only: 94 stitches (W) X 84 stitches (H) Pattern Dimensions only: 14 count – 6.7 inches (W) X 6 inches (H) 18 count – 5.2 inches (W) X 4.7 inches (H) 22 count – 4.3 inches (W) X 3.8 inches (H) NOTE: Be sure to add additional inches to both width and height for final cut of fabric. The above dimensions are strictly the size of the stitched pattern. Recommendation is 2 or 3 inches PER SIDE - therefore add 4 or 6 inches to both width and height. 4 different DMC colors used

Tits and tassels, what else do you need?! Great for a gift of a project to make up yourself. Boobs can be any size with any colour tassels (amended pattern for kit). IF NO COLOUR OR SIZE IS STATED IT WILL COME AS PICTURED. Kit includes 6” hoop, aida fabric, tassels, needle, thread, colour pattern and step by step guide to cross stitch. There is also the option of a black hoop or enquire about any other colours.

Don't be afraid to introduce a little snarky chaos into your life with this funny "Chaos Bird" cross stitch pattern! This colorful cross stitch PDF pattern features a flying bird holding a lit match, ready to set the world on fire. This pattern is a whimsical PDF download that perfectly fits your chaotic dumpster fire energy. This pattern is the perfect reminder to display on your wall or give as a gift to your favorite chaos goblin. "A bird hovers over the abandoned dumpster, the smoke of its lit match spiraling into the sky in delicate wisps. And then— the match falls. The debris in the dumpster bursts into flames. And soon, that delicate wisp of smoke has turned into a billowing column of darkness. The bird flys away, whistling a contented tune." 🎨 Pattern Details + 3 versions included: Symbols on Color, BW Symbols, and Colored Symbols + 20 DMC colors 📏 Size Specifications + 54 x 53 stitches + 14 ct: 3.9 x 3.8 inches + 16 ct: 3.4 x 3.3 inches + 18 ct: 3 x 2.9 inches You might also like this other funny bird pattern! 🪿 "Patron of the Bird" — https://finefrogstitching.com/products/patron-of-the-bird-pdf-saint-goose-cross-stitch-pattern This listing is for a PDF cross stitch pattern. It is not a completed embroidery piece. It is not a kit. No physical item will be shipped to you. This PDF chart is an instant download, with a link sent to your email. That means you can start stitching right away!

Just fuck me up, amirite? A cross stitch pattern for my fellow millennials who are out here straight up S-T-R-U-G-G-L-I-N-G. Available for instant download once payment is processed. ------------------------------------------------------ Aida: 14 count This pattern was made to be stitched onto colored fabric, but can also be used on white fabric by changing the white thread to black :) 80 width x 70 height stitches 5 inches height x 5.7 inches width 10 DMC colors (you do not need pewter grey for this cross stitch DMC 3799) ------------------------------------------------------ Pattern includes 4 PDF downloads. Two PDFs shows pattern in block form with color key, thread length, etc. (One on blue fabric, the other on white fabric) Two PDFs shows pattern in symbol form with symbol key, thread length, etc. (One on blue fabric, the other on white fabric) ------------------------------------------------------- There are no refunds for this product once the download is complete. This listing is for the pattern only, no materials will be sent to you. This pattern is for personal use only, please do not redistribute my patterns in any way. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to message me!

••• This is a downloadable cross-stitch pattern ••• ••• The Design ••• 'Without a Base, Without a Trace' Cross Stitch Pattern This pattern is designed with 14 count Aida cloth, can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric. Stitches: 73 x 43 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 5.2 x 3.1 inches (13.2 x 7.8cm) 16 count: 4.6 x 2.7 inches (11.6 x 6.8cm) 18 count: 4.1 x 2.4 inches (10.3 x 6.1cm) 20 count: 3.7 x 2.2 inches (9.3 x 5.5cm) 22 count: 3.3 x 2 inches (8.4 x 5cm) Palette: DMC Colors: 2 CLOTH COLOR: ANY ••• The Download ••• Your pattern includes: - Thread chart with symbol key, thread lengths etc - Full color pattern - Black and White pattern (for easier printing) - Symbol version (Pattern Keeper Compliant!) The pattern file will be available immediately after checkout. ••• Our Guarantee ••• Your satisfaction is important to us. Please get in contact if you have any questions. We have a money-back guarantee if you are unhappy for any reason. ••• Copyright ••• This is an original cross stitch pattern by The Lonely Seaman. Please do not reproduce the pattern without permission. Thank you for understanding.

••• This is a downloadable cross-stitch pattern ••• ••• The Design ••• i luv ur butt Cross-Stitch Embroidery Pattern. This pattern is designed with 14 count Aida cloth, can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric. Stitch Count: 81 x 46 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 5.8 x 3.3 inches (14.7 x 8.3cm) - suits 6 inch hoop 16 count: 5.1 x 2.9 inches (12.9 x 7.3cm) - suits 5 inch hoop 18 count: 4.5 x 2.6 inches (11.4 x 6.5cm) - suits 5 inch hoop 20 count: 4.1 x 2.3 inches (10.3 x 5.8cm) - suits 4 inch hoop 22 count: 3.7 x 2.1 inches (9.4 x 5.3cm) - suits 4 inch hoop Palette: DMC Colors: 2 Cloth Colour: WHITE This is a very easy cross stitch pattern with no half-stitches or backstitching. Perfect for beginners. ••• The Download ••• Your pattern includes: - Thread chart with symbol key, thread lengths etc - Full color pattern - Black and White pattern (for easier printing) - Symbol version The pattern file will be available immediately after checkout. ••• Our Guarantee ••• Your satisfaction is crucial to us. Please get in contact if you have any questions. We have a money-back guarantee if you are unhappy for any reason.

Who doesn’t love Nessie? If you too wish you were Nessie’s girl, this funny punny cross stitch might be for you. Rick Springfield would approve! Ornament 13cm (5in) across and comes finished in a wooden frame ready to display

••• This is a downloadable cross-stitch pattern ••• ••• The Design ••• 'All Panic' Cross-Stitch Pattern. This pattern is designed with 14 count Aida cloth, can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric. Stitch Count: 47 x 48 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 3.4 x 3.4 inches (8.5 x 8.7cm) - suits 5 inch hoop 16 count: 2.9 x 3 inches (7.5 x 7.6cm) - suits 5 inch hoop 18 count: 2.6 x 2.7 inches (6.6 x 6.8cm) - suits 5 inch hoop 20 count: 2.4 x 2.4 inches (6 x 6.1cm) - suits 4 inch hoop 22 count: 2.1 x 2.2 inches (5.4 x 5.5cm) - suits 4 inch hoop Palette: DMC Colors: 4 Cloth Colour: Any ••• The Download ••• Your pattern includes: - Thread chart with symbol key, thread lengths etc - Full color pattern - Black and White pattern (for easier printing) - Symbol version The pattern file will be available immediately after checkout. ••• Our Guarantee ••• Your satisfaction is crucial to us. Please get in contact if you have any questions. We have a money-back guarantee if you are unhappy for any reason.

Have a nice poop is a pattern, not the completed work. I designed it myself. This pattern is a super quick stitch and can be done in just a few hours. On 14-count aida the design measures 3.7*3.6 inches (52w*51h stitches). Sizes will change with count size. Design used 4 DMC thread colors. This pattern is in PDF format and consists of a floss list, and a color symbol chart. If you have any questions about this pattern, please ask me. I will contact you with any further instructions when order is received. After the payment successfully processes, the buyer will receive an automatic email notification letting them know the file is ready on the Downloads page. If you don't have one installed, you can get Adobe Reader for FREE at http://www.adobe.com/products/reader.html Please note this pattern is for personal use only - not for commercial use. Happy Stitching!

Set of 5 Funny - Ofice cross stitch pattern PDF for instant download You might like also https://www.etsy.com/listing/1304875680 pattern 1: • DMC colors: 6 • Size: 128w × 120h stitches • Aida 14 count Stitched Area: 9-1/4 inches (23.2cm) wide by 8-1/2 inches (21.8cm) high pattern 2: • DMC colors: 8 • Size: 132w × 134 stitches • Aida 14 count, 9-1/2 inches (23.9cm) x 9-1/2 inches (24.3cm) pattern 3: • DMC colors: 8 • Size: 132 w × 126 stitches • Aida 14 count Stitched Area: 9-1/2 inches (23.9cm) wide by 9 inches (22.9cm) high pattern 4: • DMC colors: 3 • Size: 125 w × 101 stitches • Aida 14 count, 9 inches (22.7cm) x 7-1/4 inches (18.3cm) pattern 5: • DMC colors: 8 • Size: 132 w × 126 stitches • Aida 14 count Stitched Area: 9-1/2 inches (23.9cm) wide by 9 inches (22.9cm) high YOUR ORDER INCLUDES 1 ZIPP file which contains 2 PDFs for each pattern Color symbol chart in two sizes: - color chart in a single page for comfortably using from tablet or mobile - color, symbol and color+symbol chart on several pages ready to print with color symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage This Listing is a charted cross stitch pattern. The digital PDF file is instantly available for download following purchase. The finished cross stitch shown in the photos is for demonstration purposes only ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You might also ♥ Others cross stitch patterns: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrossStitchTraveler Special Promo Get -50% when you buy 6 patterns. Your discount applied by checkout. Please note that discounts from different promotions are not combined. • ABOUT INSTANT DOWNLOAD. Downloads are available once your payment is confirmed. All patterns created by me are copyrighted and are for personal use only! Not allowed sales patterns. I am not responsible for any sales elsewhere Due to their nature as electronic files, PDF patterns cannot be returned. But please feel free to convo me if you have any questions about this pattern

A little on the origins of "be gay do crimes": '”Crime” is the word used to describe the survival tactics many marginalized people must use to survive under capitalism, one reason queers are among those most likely to be locked up. Especially if you also happen to be trans, PoC, sex worker (especially post-SESTA/FOSTA) or just any identifiable type of lower caste. ‘So what else should we do besides thumb our nose at the very idea of law? We’re still out here risking arrest, filling up the frontlines, countering fascists in the streets. ‘We’re still out here risking arrest just to stay fed, housed and alive while waiting to drown in boiling sea water and no cis-gay winning elected office has done a whole lot to change that material reality. But expropriating entire shopping carts worth of video games, art supplies and baguettes to redistribute amongst all the poor gay kids like faggot Father Christmas has at least brought us some comfort. ‘So I guess the slogan means we’re done negotiating with mainstream gays over respectability. We realized being a gay criminal is the coolest thing you could be and war on bourgeois morality is the coolest thing you could do.’" --Io Ascarium (who is arguably responsible for today's popularity of the phrase). This pattern couples queer anarchist rallying cries with grandma-made-this charm. It's designed to fit in a 7" embroidery hoop when stitched on 18ct aida. It also features the colors of the Transgender Pride flag in the flowers. Size: 5.75" x 5.75" (on 18ct aida) Stitches used: X stitch, backstitch, beads (or French knots) Colors: 8 (plus beads or a metallic floss) Difficulty: Easy PDF formats: Symbols-over-color 1-page (for digital devices) and 4-page (for printing), B/W Symbols-only backstitch guide (with color backstitch lines). Special thanks to my test stitcher, Lisa, for the beautiful sample stitch and photos.

Cross stitch kit Modern cross stitch with bright design Design size: The finished size of the design is approximately 6.7” wide by 6.8”high, which makes it easy to mount into the included 8" embroidery hoop. Stitches required: full cross stitches and backstitching This kit contains everything you need to complete your very own cross stitch! Please note that this is a cross stitching kit, and not a finished piece. Basic cross stitching instructions: https://docs.google.com/document/d/176fS1aXXhsqv6T_1hCgNz-EiHuu0auIFRhJOAAMQYLU/edit?usp=sharing ___________________________________________ Here is everything you receive in your kit: - Colour photo of the finished design for your reference - Printed black and white pattern - Printed colour pattern with symbols - DMC embroidery floss in all required colours - Embroidery needle - Aida cloth - Bamboo hoop - Felt for backing You will also need (not included): - Scissors - Glue gun (or fabric glue) ___________________________________________ Interested in just the PDF pattern? Find it here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/837113821/gay-agenda-funny-pride-cross-stitch No time to cross stitch? Find a completed version of this design here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/837162561/complete-cross-stitch-finished-cross https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/823269830/complete-cross-stitch-finished-cross _____________________________________________ COPYRIGHT NOTICE: © Cats In Space Art Patterns and kits are for personal use only. Resale of my patterns is prohibited. Sharing of my patterns is prohibited. Please do not sell projects you have completed with this pattern. No posting on free web sources is allowed.

This cross stitch combines memes, emoji, puns, and nudity. That's what The Youths are into these days, right? Send your secret crush this stitch, and they'll pretty much have to do what it says, right? It's written in the imperative mood. This pattern is great for beginners, with limited specialty stitches and colors. It's designed to fit perfectly in a 4" embroidery hoop on 14ct aida. Check out my youtube series of cross stitch basics for help with everything from reading the pattern to doing the backstitch. bit.ly/StitchNoob Details: 7 DMC Colors 50 x 48 stitches. Sample is shown on 14ct aida in a 4" embroidery hoop. Pattern is in PDF format with 2 versions. one in color+symbols and another with symbols only and a color backstitch guide. Pattern includes stitch counts and usage estimates for each color in meters and skeins. Download also includes a high-res scan of a completed cross stitch for reference.

This hilariously funny cross stitch pattern is my snarky take on the popular Live Laugh Love signs that adorn homes and offices everywhere! Me? I prefer sass and swearing so decided to add a bit of both to this design This item is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD and you will NOT receive a physical copy of the pattern. The design size is 75 x 67 stitches and measures 5.36 x 4.79 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida and fits perfectly into a 6" hoop Skill Level: Confident beginner/ natural crafter. The design uses full cross stitches and back stitch. Your digital purchase contains: ~ PDF file including a pattern using coloured blocks and symbols ~ PDF file of my tutorial for beginner’s (should you require it) ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Copyright © Melody Rule All rights reserved. The purchase of patterns does not transfer copyright to the buyer. Copying, sharing or selling patterns is prohibited The sale of items produced using these patterns for profit is not permitted. Thank you ♥

Plain, classic, funny and simple. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 5x5 and will look awesome in a 5x7 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

Orgies don’t just start themselves cross stitch pattern This snarky cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 14 Size 7.7 x 6.6 in. @ 18.0 stitch/in Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

Cross stitch is an easy to learn and relaxing hobby for children and adults alike, and can be used to make wall art, decorations, or gifts. Stitches required: full cross stitches Stitch count: 55 x 61 Approximate finished sizes: 14 count Aida cloth: 3.9" x 4.4" 18 count Aida cloth: 3.1" x 3.4" Recommended hoop size for 14 count Aide: 6" hoop Make sure that you have extra cloth on all sides for mounting, framing, or finishing. Basic cross stitching instructions: https://docs.google.com/document/d/176fS1aXXhsqv6T_1hCgNz-EiHuu0auIFRhJOAAMQYLU/edit?usp=sharing Download includes: - Pattern in black and white symbols with floss legend (perfect for printing!) ________________________________________________________________ NOT INCLUDED (but you will need in order to complete this project): Embroidery Hoop DMC Thread Cross Stitch Needle Aida Cloth Scissors This listing is for a PDF pattern only. It does not include supplies or a finished product. It is a digital pattern that will be available for download once payment has been received. This sale is for an instant download, and as such no refunds will be granted. However, if you have any questions or concerns, please contact me. No time to cross stitch? Buy it already completed and framed: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1018962439/i-do-what-i-want-rude-cat-middle-fingers?ref=listings_manager_grid Need more than just the pattern? Find the kit here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1004986464/i-do-what-i-want-rude-cat-middle-finger?ref=listings_manager_grid _________________________________________________________________ COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Pattern is for personal use only. Resale of my patterns is prohibited. Sharing of my patterns is prohibited. Please do not sell projects you have completed with this pattern. No posting on free web sources is allowed.

This "Fuck Off" sarcastic cross stitch is hilariously cute. Sometimes you just need some space, you know? Hang this cross stitch piece in a space that is just for you. Carve out some time in your day for some self care, and tell everyone else what they can do! It is hand stitched and stretched over a 4 inch bamboo hoop. This cross stitch is customizable! I can change the color of the flowers or words, and match it to your preference. This is a finished piece. Please feel free to send me a message if you have any questions!

A little music humor, folks. :) This listing is for a pattern only --- not a completed project. Dimensions (18-count aida): 5.9 x 4.1 inches Thread requirement: 1 DMC color Following receipt of payment, a PDF of the cross-stitch pattern in black and white will be available for instant download. A representative image will also be provided. © 2013. All of my patterns are copyrighted and resale of my electronic patterns is prohibited.

••• This is a downloadable cross-stitch pattern ••• ••• The Design ••• 'I love Eggplant' BDSM Cross Stitch Pattern This pattern is designed with 14 count Aida cloth, can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric. Stitches: 103 x 46 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 7.4 x 3.3 inches (18.7 x 8.3cm) 16 count: 6.4 x 2.9 inches (16.4 x 7.3cm) 18 count: 5.7 x 2.6 inches (14.5 x 6.5cm) 20 count: 5.2 x 2.3 inches (13.1 x 5.8cm) 22 count: 4.7 x 2.1 inches (11.9 x 5.3cm) Palette: DMC Colors: 10 CLOTH COLOR: ANY ••• The Download ••• Your pattern includes: - Thread chart with symbol key, thread lengths etc - Full color pattern - Black and White pattern (for easier printing) - Symbol version (Pattern Keeper Compliant!) The pattern file will be available immediately after checkout. ••• Our Guarantee ••• Your satisfaction is crucial to us. Please get in contact if you have any questions. We have a money-back guarantee if you are unhappy for any reason. ••• Copyright ••• This is an original cross stitch pattern by The Lonely Seaman. Please do not reproduce the pattern without permission. Thank you for understanding.

Male tears cross stitch pattern pdf - - - - - - - - - - - - • DMC colors: 6 • Size: 49w x 71h stitches • Aida 14 count, 8.89w x 12.88h cm / 3.5w x 5.1h in • Aida 11 count, 11.31w x 16.39h cm / 4.5w x 6.5h in • Aida 16 count, 7.78w x 11.27h cm / 3.1w x 4.4h in • Aida 18 count, 6.91w x 10.02h cm / 2.7w x 3.9h in - - - - - - - - - - - - Instant download PDF of xstitch pattern: - only full cross stitches; - main picture for your reference; - full color chart with symbols; - black chart with symbols; - legend for DMC thread. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hope you found something new to add to your collection! Check out the rest of our items at: AlitonEmbroidery.etsy.com - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - COPYRIGHT Please do not use PDF or printed version of my patterns for reselling. Also the representation on any free web resource is prohibited. Please understand me as the owner. If you have something to discuss please contact me. I’m opened for dialog. PAYMENT At the moment I accept PayPal payment only. You are able to pay with your credit/debit card with PayPal also (no registering on PayPal is required). SHIPPING It is free. This is a downloading of digital file. REFUNDS AND EXCHANGES Please make sure you buy a digital pattern in PDF format. This is a not finished project. This is a pattern that shows how to make the finished project with your own hands. In case you are not happy with the pattern you get, please let me know and I will do my best to fix the problem and help.

This listing is for PATTERN only! Pattern comes as an automatic download that you can print and use as many times as you like. Pattern specifications: → 64 X 65 STITCHES → 4.5 X 4.5 INCHES (on 14 count Aida cloth) Happy stitching! Don't forget to favourite this shop to see new pieces and patterns as they're posted! :) --------------- Want to stitch this piece yourself but don't feel like going out and collecting all the supplies? No problem! Let me put all the supplies together for you! Follow the link below to find this pattern in a ready-to-stitch Kit! https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1078378667/cross-stitch-kit-please-leave-by-9-diy?ref=shop_home_active_1&frs=1 --------------- Return to the shop: → https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/VANCITYSTITCHCO?ref=l2-shopheader-name Note: VANCITYSTITCHCO patterns are not to be used for resale purposes. Stitch it for yourself, gift it to a friend, but do not sell the pattern or finished piece for profit. Another note: Due to the nature of the medium returns cannot be offered on digital downloads. However, if you notice any issues with the pattern send me a message and I will do everything I can to remedy the issue in a timely manner.

Plague Doctor - And to think, I thought I might not finish this in time for it to be relevant any more. by m007p01n7

This one is a real killer! A simple greyscale cross-stitch with strong red accents. No Body No Crime No regrets. Size: 2 MB Version: 2 I agree to the terms and conditions Download

PLEASE NOTE: This is a digital PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for immediate download. This design is also available as a kit with all the supplies you’ll need to stitch this project or as a finished, ready to display item. Kit with Supplies: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/841997438 Finished and Framed: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/838392022 ~~Pattern Specifics~~ - This pattern assumes basic cross stitch knowledge and a familiarity with reading patterns. It uses the basic cross stitch only, making it suitable for beginners. - Suggested fabric: 14 count Aida - Number of DMC colors used: 6 - Grid Size: 49 stitches wide x 48 stitches high - Finished Size: 3.5 inches wide by 3.4 inches high on 14 count Aida. - Fits best in a 4 inch hoop (as shown). Upon payment, you will receive a digital PDF file that contains: Page 1: Cover page with a photo of the completed design. Page 2: General details and tips about the pattern. Page 3: Grid depicting the pattern with colored blocks. Page 4: Grid depicting the pattern with black and white symbols. Page 5: Color and symbol key for the DMC embroidery floss you'll need and pattern-specific tips and details. ~~About Instant Downloads~~ You should a receive an order confirmation via email with a link to download your pattern. You can also find the download in the “Purchases and Reviews” section of your Etsy account. If you need help accessing your file, just send me a message. More information about digital files on Etsy is available here: https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115013328108 Due to the digital nature of this product, refunds cannot be issued once the pattern has been downloaded. Feel free to contact me with any issue, comment, or question about this pattern. I’d also love to see a photo of your finished project! © 2020 Anya Helsel Patterns are intended for personal use only. You may not copy, share, or sell the pattern. Selling the finished products is also not permitted. Thank you for supporting my small business! http://bananyastand.etsy.com

Subversive cross stitch pattern, funny cross stitch, funny wall decor, funny gift, sassy cross stitch, naughty curse gift, swear m#rde sh#t cross stitch. OFFERS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/DeLoraiPatterns?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=888988315%C2%A7ion_id§ion_id=22829209 KITS https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/DeLoraiPatterns?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=888988315%C2%A7ion_id§ion_id=37827918 MAIN PAGE https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/DeLoraiPatterns?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=888988315%C2%A7ion_id THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD. PLEASE READ THE INFO. PATTERN DETAILS: Stitched area size for 14 counts AIDA fabric: 10,29" x 10,29" = 26.13 cm x 26.13 cm = 144 x 144 stitches It will be smaller on 16 to 22 counts AIDA fabric. GRID SIZE: 154 wide x 150 height Make sure you buy your fabric with a few inches/ cm extra for the border. This is a DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD! You get in your Etsy mail box: - 1 symbols PDF chart (divided in 4 pages) - 1 colors and symbols PDF chart (on 4 pages), (both with with floss legend for DMC and ANCHOR thread, and the quantity of skeins needed) - 3 extra jpeg images with the design to guide you. Good FEEDBACK is the fuel, please remember to leave some :) ! I do make the designs, mistakes do happen, let me know and I'll correct them. Need it Personalized? Give me a shout to see if I can help. MORE PATTERNS TO COME!... MORE COUPONS TO COME!... The pattern comes as a PDF file that you can download immediately after purchase. In addition the PDF files are available in you Etsy account, under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been cleared. This listing is neither a completed cross-stitching nor a kit. Materials are not included! The pattern comes with a full color block chart and a Black and White symbol chart. The PDF pattern is delivered electronically via email. In order to open these files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: http://get.adobe.com/reader. If you have any questions, just ask!

***Dit is een PATROON, geen voltooid stuk! U koopt een PDF-BESTAND van 3 pagina's*** (Afgewerkt stuk beschikbaar HIER: https://www.etsy.com/listing/216413259/home-is-where-no-pants-is-cross-stitch?ref=shop_home_active_1) Dit is een .pdf-patroon dat direct kan worden gedownload en bestaat uit drie pagina's: een kleurenvoorbeeld, een zwart-witdiagram met symbolen en een sleutel. De sleutel vertelt u precies welke DMC-kleuren en -hoeveelheden u nodig heeft. Thuis is waar geen broek is. Als je op mij lijkt, en ik hoop dat je dat ook bent, dan gaat de broek bijna uit zodra je de deur raakt. Deze is ontworpen voor een borduurring met een diameter van 20 cm wanneer deze op 14 of 16 stuks stof is gestikt. Met een afbeelding van de broekloze benen van een dame, paarse tekst en een schattige bloemenrand in groen, roze, paars en blauw. Geschikt voor alle niveaus van naaisters, inclusief beginners! Er worden alleen volledige steken gebruikt. Een geweldig patroon voor een beginner en een eenvoudig snel project voor een gevorderde kruissteekster. Wilt u een grammaticaal correcte versie? FIJN HIER IS HET: https://www.etsy.com/listing/601849787/pattern-home-is-where-no-pants-is-cross?ref=shop_home_active_1 Alle patronen zijn © Stephanie Rohr 2010-2015 Patronen zijn alleen voor persoonlijk gebruik. Deel alstublieft geen afbeeldingen van mijn patroongrafieken. Het verkopen van patronen en/of eindproducten met winstoogmerk is niet toegestaan.

This is growing to be one of my MOST popular patterns, so I have finally decided to take the plunge and offer it as a kit option. This purchase will include: -1 Full sized PDF pattern with symbols on top of color blocks -1 Full sized PDF pattern with black and white symbols -1 DMC thread list -1 JPEG image of finished piece (for reference) -15 DMC colors, sectioned out onto bobbins -1 Needle -1 Piece of White 18 ct aida (9"x9") ***Please feel free to message me about a completed cross stitch. I am more than happy to make a framed/ finished product!*** Finished Size: - 4" x 4.78" on White 18 Count Aida (Sample stitched on 14 ct aida) *****NOTE***** Due to the nature of this item, StichingWithZeal cannot accept returns. If you are missing an item from your kit, please direct message us and we can try to help you as best as we can. ***My patterns are for personal use only. Please do not resell, copy or distribute this pattern.*** Enjoy your purchase!

Beginner Cross Stitch Pattern with Funny Text - Crippling anxiety is my cardio - with floral details. Perfect pattern for beginners cross stitch. Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. Cross stitch patterns make will be a great gift idea for friends and decor the home or office ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Fabric: 14 Aida Stitches: 64 x 76 Size: 7.00 x 5.86 inches or 17.78 x 14.88 cm DMC Colors: 3 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces for printing - Color pattern fit on one page for comfort use from tablet - Pattern in black and white symbol - List of DMC colors you will need ♥ Please note this is a PDF PATTERN ONLY! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. ♥ Instant Download Info: You will be emailed a link to the download at your Etsy email address. Also, PDFs are available in your Etsy account under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been confirmed. To open this files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: www.adobe.com/products/reade ♥ Refunds will not be made after purchasing. However if you are unhappy with your product contact me and I will try to help you!

Choose from four white handkerchief styles, all measuring about 4.5" when folded as shown in listing photos. Each of these hankies is hand-stitched using the thread color of your choice. This listing is for the text seen in the example images. The only way to customize this item is by adding the date. For a custom handwritten message that you supply, follow the link below: https://www.etsy.com/listing/782474105/custom-embroidered-handwriting-wedding P R O C E S S I N G | S H I P P I N G *Processing time and shipping speed are different calculations. To upgrade the processing time, follow the link below to purchase expedited processing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/467954810/rushed-processing-time *Rush Processing covers one hanky, so you may need more than one for your order C O N T A C T | H O O K and H O O P Use the "Contact Shop Owner" button or email hkandhp [!at] gmail.com to reach out with any questions.

••• This is a downloadable cross-stitch pattern ••• ••• The Design ••• 'Eat Me' Cross Stitch Pattern This pattern is designed with 14 count Aida cloth, can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric. Stitches: 41 x 46 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 2.9 x 3.3 inches (7.4 x 8.3cm) 16 count: 2.6 x 2.9 inches (6.5 x 7.3cm) 18 count: 2.3 x 2.6 inches (5.8 x 6.5cm) 20 count: 2 x 2.3 inches (5.2 x 5.8cm) 22 count: 1.9 x 2.1 inches (4.7 x 5.3cm) Palette: DMC Colors: 4 CLOTH COLOR: ANY ••• The Download ••• Your pattern includes: - Thread chart with symbol key, thread lengths etc - Full color pattern - Black and White pattern (for easier printing) - Symbol version (Pattern Keeper Compliant!) The pattern file will be available immediately after checkout. ••• Our Guarantee ••• Your satisfaction is crucial to us. Please get in contact if you have any questions. We have a money-back guarantee if you are unhappy for any reason. ••• Copyright ••• This is an original cross stitch pattern by The Lonely Seaman. Please do not reproduce the pattern without permission. Thank you for understanding. Funny Cross Stitch Pattern - Peach Emoji Cross Stitch Pattern - Adult Cross Stitch - Eat Me •••