Am I being sincere or am I being Southern? Who's to say? -- Choose from our vast selection of pins to match with your desired size to make the perfect custom pin. Pick your favorite: Movies, TV Shows, Art, and so much more! Available in small and large. Perfect to wear or to decorate your bag or backpack with.
Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!
Love saying " Love is all around try not to breath " Cross stitch PDF downloadable funny cross stitch pattern Will fit for Valentine cross stitch designes as hanging ornaments, wall hoop art, decorative pillows. Use one color or more printable and one page formats Will be great for high tech, modern interior Fits for hoop art, framed wall art, pillow, cushion You may choose any other colors you like. PDF instant download file, not material item! This is a DIGITAL product. The PDF file of the pattern will be available for instant download once payment is confirmed *Skill level: for beginners *Stitches used: full Cross Stitch *Total size for 14 count Aida: 119 stitches width (8.50", 21.59 cm), 66 stitches height (4.71", 11.97 cm) *For other canvas counts you may use online calculator https://www.yarntree.com/java/xstitchcal.htm You will receive: * black white pattern in multi-page PDF format, which includes black and white charts with instructions, easy for reading and following * ONE page pattern for tablet Please, NOTE: All my patterns are not for commercial use, for personal use only, the patterns may not be re-sold or re-distributed commercially in any manner. No refunds can be given after the file has been downloaded. You can found downloading instructions here: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949?ref=help_search_result
NOTE: this is a PDF pattern, not a full kit! You will get: -Preview of completed piece -Color symbol chart -DMC thread key The finished design is 4.4 x 6.9 inches on 14 count aida. Please message me with any questions!
This is not your grandma's cross stitch, unless you're this grandma! Oh what a relief, just remember, it can always be worse. Inappropriate counted cross stitch "better late than pregnant" This is a finished, framed piece, not a pattern or kit, it is listed by Grammyscussstitch on Etsy. If you are seeing this item for sale on any other site please contact me on Etsy and do not purchase anything from the third party. 14 count Aida cloth with dmc thread. 6" hoop
Funny cross stitch PDF pattern. Counted modern cross stitch chart. Amazing decor for your room 💅🏼 💄👠 This pattern is an instant download PDF. 2 COLOR SCHEMES ARE INCLUDED IN THE PDF. 📌 Size: 112w x 106h stitches 📌 Fabric: highly recommend to use 16 Count Aida 📌 Size for Aida 16: approx. 7.0w x 6.6h inches. Other AIDA Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size. 📌 Stitches Required: Full cross stitches 📌 Floss: DMC 📌 Colors Required: 5 colors 📌 Thread: I recommend using 2 strands for Aida 16/18 and 3 strands for Aida 14. 📌 Hoop recommended: 8" ❗ Pay your attention! There is no background to be stitched. You can play around with different colors of Aida fabric to see what you like best. PDF Included: ✔️ The pattern in color blocks with floss legend, ✔️ The pattern in symbols on color blocks with floss legend You can print it or use it on a tablet. Please note this is a PDF pattern only. No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. The finished cross stitch shown in the photos is for demonstration purposes only. ☝🏼 Instant Download Info: You will be emailed a link to the download at your Etsy email address. Also, PDFs are available in your Etsy account under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been confirmed. In order to open PDF files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: www.adobe.com/products/reader ⛔ OhWowStitch patterns are for your personal use only. Resale or sharing of my patterns is prohibited. Due to the nature of this product, no refunds can be made. If you are unhappy with your purchase, please contact me and I'm sure we can work it out together. Thanks so much for visiting!
Det kan godt være, at der kan findes sandheder på tyske tryklåse. Men det kan der altså også i korsstingsbroderi. I hvert fald når de er lavet af Cross Stitch Junkie. Er der nogen, der kan fikse, at den bliver hængt op i folketingssalen? Jeg tror de har brug for den, for tiden... Sorry, the blog seems to be closed now. But you can find Cross Stitch Junkie on Facebook.
Done over 9-10 July 2011.
I want to be where the people aren't Pattern cross stitch This cute cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 17 Size 9.2 x 8.5 in. @ 14.0 stitch/in Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.
knancy graduated from law school a few weeks ago so i made this for her. it's an inside joke.
Now these are some mighty fine rules to live by! The "House Rules" are "Be kind to yourself. Be kind to others. Be kind to animals. Be kind to Earth. Be kind of weird. Read a book." Yep, I'd say that sums things up nicely. Whether you stitch it up as a gift, or hang the final version on your own wall, this project is sure to be a favorite. The design for this minimalist cross stitch pattern measures only 136 stitches wide by 98 stitches high, and uses only five colors of floss, making it ideal for beginner stitchers. The pattern is printed on a single sheet of cardstock. The front has a photo of the finished design. The back has a large easy to read graph in black and white symbols with stitch count and DMC symbol and color information. This is a pattern for counted cross stitch. It is not a complete kit. You will need to supply your own fabric and floss. We are not able to offer digital downloads of our patterns at this time.
When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below! (Cover Image: stu_spivack)
Both from Naughty Little Stitch on Etsy. "I'm not bossy, I'm the boss" pattern, £2.87. "What would Beyoncé do?" cross-stitch, £13.72.
Hi All! So, here's something I made several months ago that I've been waiting to share with you. This piece was made as a submission (my very first!) to an art show that my pal Ellen was curating in Los Angeles, it was called Home Is Where The Needle Marks. The show was comprised of stitched pieces and textile work, exploring the theme of the word "home" and what it means to different artists. The show has now closed, and was a great success! My piece was not used in the show, but now that the show is over, it can see the light of day because it holds some powerful truths... Are you ready? Can you handle the truth? {snort-giggle!} Oh. Yes. It. Does. Upon submission, applicants were asked to fill out an Artists Statement (yikes!). The following words are my artists statement and the meaning behind the piece... This is kind of an over-share, and I'm a little nervous putting this out here into the big, bad internet, but it's good to be honest, and if I was prepared to share this information with the world in an art show, surely I can share it here with you guys. Home Is Where The Bra Comes Off by Lisa Leggett Embroidery gives me permission to go slowly, one stitch at a time. For a woman who hurries through everything, stitching is a gift of time that I give to myself. A reason to sit still, calm my rushing mind and still hope to achieve something beautiful, funny, or useful; sometimes all at once. Embroidery is my meditation. I try to approach life with a sense of humor, from the best news to the worst; no problem seems as serious if you can laugh at it. Whether what I’m working on is pretty, whimsical or subversive I enjoy a good laugh, and I try to incorporate humor into everything I do. Home is where the bra comes off. Not only something to garner a giggle, but an unbending truth in my life, one which I believe many women can relate too. I haven’t left the house without a bra on since I was in the 3rd grade, I was seven years old. All at once my body developed, and it was no longer ok to go to school or anywhere else, without wearing a bra. I didn’t feel grown up, perhaps the way some girls might, but rather slightly ashamed and embarrassed. My budding boobies must be bundled up, and they must stay that way! That was 30 years ago. Home for me, is where I feel safe enough to be unguarded, to remove that armor and be free of the straps, hooks and wires. Home is many things to many people, myself included, but maybe one of the best things about home is that, home is where the bra comes off. So... yeah... that. I'll be even more honest here; most days I'm dying, literally dying to get home and get this damn thing off. I hate it. Days when I don't put on a bra at all are like a vacation! Please girls, tell me I'm not alone in this? Being rather, ahem, "well endowed", bras have never, ever been comfortable for me. They are a necessary evil. They hurt my shoulders, they pinch, they poke. They are the devils work. Right? Right. This piece was a stretch for me even though it looks simple, I don't do cross stitch very often (oy, the counting!) and don't feel like I'm an artist, so modifying a font to the right size to be seen from a distance, and a developing a border which all lined up properly was a challenge, but one which I enjoyed. I don't know what I'm going to do with the piece moving forward, right now it's just chillin' on a shelf in my craft room... I'm kind of getting used to seeing it there, maybe I'll just leave it. What do you think, girls? How do you feel about your bras? Are they a cage or a comfortable familiar? Do tell! I am always genuinely curious how other women feel about this subject. I'm looking forward to your comments! oxo, Lisa p.s. OH! I've been featured on Craft Gossip! Check it out!
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••• This is a downloadable cross-stitch pattern ••• ••• The Design ••• 'In This House' BDSM Cross Stitch Pattern This pattern is designed with 14 count Aida cloth, can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric. Stitches: 115 x 106 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 8.2 x 7.6 inches (20.9 x 19.4cm) 16 count: 7.2 x 6.7 inches (17 x 18.3cm) 18 count: 6.4 x 5.9 inches (16.2 x 15.1cm) 20 count: 5.8 x 5.3 inches (14.6 x 13.6cm) 22 count: 5.2 x 4.9 inches (13.3 x 12.4cm) Palette: DMC Colors: 2 CLOTH COLOR: ANY ••• The Download ••• Your pattern includes: - Thread chart with symbol key, thread lengths etc - Full color pattern - Black and White pattern (for easier printing) - Symbol version The pattern file will be available immediately after checkout. ••• Our Guarantee ••• Your satisfaction is crucial to us. Please get in contact if you have any questions. We have a money-back guarantee if you are unhappy for any reason. ••• Copyright ••• This is an original cross stitch pattern by The Lonely Seaman. Please do not reproduce the pattern without permission. Thank you for understanding. BDSM Cross Stitch Pattern - Mature Cross Stitch Pattern - Adult Cross Stitch - BDSM, Dominatrix, Kink, Fetish, Leather Corsets and Whips
NOTE: this is a PDF pattern, not a full kit! You will get: -Preview of completed piece -DMC thread key -Color symbol chart The finished design is 7.6 x 6.7 inches on 14 count aida. Please message me with any questions!
Latin is cool, and so are you. This specific piece of the very ancient and holy language of Latin means "eat shit". The Latin makes a classy addition to your home. You can tell people what it really means, or make up whatever you want! Give it as a gift and say it means congratulations graduate or happy birthday grandma! This pattern is designed on 14count AIDA, is 100 stitches by 70 stitches and will run about 5x7 and would work best in an 8x10 frame This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and crate a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.
When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below! (Cover Image: stu_spivack)
Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!
Cross stitch pattern for a working QR Code that says, "Go fuck yourself" Pattern includes: - a PDF pattern, colored symbols, and DMC colors chart DETAILS - 1 DMC color - 31h x 31w cross stitches - 14 count white Aida cloth - finished design is 2.2 x 2.2 inches - Pattern uses cross stitches only. PDF files easily readable with Adobe Acrobat: http://get.adobe.com/it/reader/ This listing is for a digital pattern only. No physical product is included. If you have any questions about the pattern or the download process, send me a message. Because pattern is a digital download, refunds are not provided.
Snarky/Subversive counted cross stitch PDF instant download! "Espresso doesn't apologize for its bitterness and neither should you" This patterns is for 14 count aida fabric. Design area is 6.50" by 8.07". 91x113 stitches. Instant download includes a black and white pdf pattern with suggested DMC brand floss colors and a color image for reference.
Check out subversive stitching with these feminist cross stitch and feminist embroidery patterns including links to these modern needlework patterns.
Hello Friends in Stitches, A lot of posts on how to blog say not to start out by saying how long it's been since you posted as people know...
