When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below! (Cover Image: stu_spivack)

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Please note this is a PDF pattern only. No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. Finished product measure 5.3 X 4.1 inches when using 14 count Aida fabric. If you use a different fabric count the size will change, so plan accordingly. You will get a PDF document of the cross stitch pattern above. You'll need a PDF viewer to view it. If you don't have one installed, you can get Adobe Reader for FREE at http://www.adobe.com/products/reader.html Patterns are for personal use only. Please do not list for online sale. Distribution of the pattern either electronically or in hard copy form is prohibited. Due to their nature as electronic files, PDF patterns cannot be returned. If you have questions about the pattern, don't hesitate to let me know! Finished stitch or kit is available through custom order requests.

Tapestry sieve I have honestly never seen this craft before, I know, I know, I’m sure that if you type ‘tapestry sieve’ into Pinterest, LOADS will appear, so call me naive, but there you go – I LOVE this! My Auntie always used to be a tapestry fan. Every other Christmas, she would present my ... Read More about Tapestry sieve

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below! (Cover Image: stu_spivack)

Add depth and stunning colour to your embroidery with DMC Pearl Cotton Thread on a Ball. This brings you DMC's fine embroidery thread spun on a ball instead of a twisted skein.

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Listing is for a digital pattern for this cross stitch hoop. You will be able to print and use the pattern automatically. Finished cross stitch fits a 5" embroidery hoop. Stitched with two thread dmc thread and 14 count Aida cloth

It seems like I've been cross-stitching my whole life. I really enjoy this type of creativity. Recently, I found myself without a job, and to find a way out of this situation, I started creating and selling my own cross-stitch patterns. Yes, in such a difficult time for me, I decided to create my own workspace—a digital cross-stitch pattern designer. A dream job!

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Inge Jacobsen cross-stitches over magazines creating a piece of art. She says, "By using intricate and, at times, painstaking technique such as

Naughty but nice, designed to give any room a cheeky little statement or maybe to give someone a message! Bold and beautiful!This kit would make a great gift for a crafty friend or simply stitch it yourself to decorate your home. This counted cross stitch kit includes: Printed design chart and guide to cross stitching, black Anchor stranded cotton embroidery floss, 5 inch wooden embroidery hoop, white 14 count Aida fabric and a round point tapestry needle. This listing is for the cross stitch kit with everything needed for you to create this design.5 inch wooden embroidery hoop. White aida sewing fabric and cream calico backing fabric. Black stranded Anchor thread. Gold tipped rounded sewing needle. 100% recycled box. Please note: You are not purchasing the finished cross stitch piece. Photos of the finished cross stitch are for reference only.Packaging is W22cm x D16cm x H2cm, approx 100g

PLEASE NOTE: This is a digital PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for immediate download. This design is also available as a kit with all the supplies you’ll need to stitch this project or as a finished, ready to display item. Kit with Supplies: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/841997438 Finished and Framed: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/838392022 ~~Pattern Specifics~~ - This pattern assumes basic cross stitch knowledge and a familiarity with reading patterns. It uses the basic cross stitch only, making it suitable for beginners. - Suggested fabric: 14 count Aida - Number of DMC colors used: 6 - Grid Size: 49 stitches wide x 48 stitches high - Finished Size: 3.5 inches wide by 3.4 inches high on 14 count Aida. - Fits best in a 4 inch hoop (as shown). Upon payment, you will receive a digital PDF file that contains: Page 1: Cover page with a photo of the completed design. Page 2: General details and tips about the pattern. Page 3: Grid depicting the pattern with colored blocks. Page 4: Grid depicting the pattern with black and white symbols. Page 5: Color and symbol key for the DMC embroidery floss you'll need and pattern-specific tips and details. ~~About Instant Downloads~~ You should a receive an order confirmation via email with a link to download your pattern. You can also find the download in the “Purchases and Reviews” section of your Etsy account. If you need help accessing your file, just send me a message. More information about digital files on Etsy is available here: https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115013328108 Due to the digital nature of this product, refunds cannot be issued once the pattern has been downloaded. Feel free to contact me with any issue, comment, or question about this pattern. I’d also love to see a photo of your finished project! © 2020 Anya Helsel Patterns are intended for personal use only. You may not copy, share, or sell the pattern. Selling the finished products is also not permitted. Thank you for supporting my small business! http://bananyastand.etsy.com

Hi All! So, here's something I made several months ago that I've been waiting to share with you. This piece was made as a submission (my very first!) to an art show that my pal Ellen was curating in Los Angeles, it was called Home Is Where The Needle Marks. The show was comprised of stitched pieces and textile work, exploring the theme of the word "home" and what it means to different artists. The show has now closed, and was a great success! My piece was not used in the show, but now that the show is over, it can see the light of day because it holds some powerful truths... Are you ready? Can you handle the truth? {snort-giggle!} Oh. Yes. It. Does. Upon submission, applicants were asked to fill out an Artists Statement (yikes!). The following words are my artists statement and the meaning behind the piece... This is kind of an over-share, and I'm a little nervous putting this out here into the big, bad internet, but it's good to be honest, and if I was prepared to share this information with the world in an art show, surely I can share it here with you guys. Home Is Where The Bra Comes Off by Lisa Leggett Embroidery gives me permission to go slowly, one stitch at a time. For a woman who hurries through everything, stitching is a gift of time that I give to myself. A reason to sit still, calm my rushing mind and still hope to achieve something beautiful, funny, or useful; sometimes all at once. Embroidery is my meditation. I try to approach life with a sense of humor, from the best news to the worst; no problem seems as serious if you can laugh at it. Whether what I’m working on is pretty, whimsical or subversive I enjoy a good laugh, and I try to incorporate humor into everything I do. Home is where the bra comes off. Not only something to garner a giggle, but an unbending truth in my life, one which I believe many women can relate too. I haven’t left the house without a bra on since I was in the 3rd grade, I was seven years old. All at once my body developed, and it was no longer ok to go to school or anywhere else, without wearing a bra. I didn’t feel grown up, perhaps the way some girls might, but rather slightly ashamed and embarrassed. My budding boobies must be bundled up, and they must stay that way! That was 30 years ago. Home for me, is where I feel safe enough to be unguarded, to remove that armor and be free of the straps, hooks and wires. Home is many things to many people, myself included, but maybe one of the best things about home is that, home is where the bra comes off. So... yeah... that. I'll be even more honest here; most days I'm dying, literally dying to get home and get this damn thing off. I hate it. Days when I don't put on a bra at all are like a vacation! Please girls, tell me I'm not alone in this? Being rather, ahem, "well endowed", bras have never, ever been comfortable for me. They are a necessary evil. They hurt my shoulders, they pinch, they poke. They are the devils work. Right? Right. This piece was a stretch for me even though it looks simple, I don't do cross stitch very often (oy, the counting!) and don't feel like I'm an artist, so modifying a font to the right size to be seen from a distance, and a developing a border which all lined up properly was a challenge, but one which I enjoyed. I don't know what I'm going to do with the piece moving forward, right now it's just chillin' on a shelf in my craft room... I'm kind of getting used to seeing it there, maybe I'll just leave it. What do you think, girls? How do you feel about your bras? Are they a cage or a comfortable familiar? Do tell! I am always genuinely curious how other women feel about this subject. I'm looking forward to your comments! oxo, Lisa p.s. OH! I've been featured on Craft Gossip! Check it out!

I’ve been wanting to try an unconventional cross stitch project for quite some time now. Have you seen the cool things people do, like embroidering a big chair or even a wall? I think it’s so creative! I decided to start with

I made this for my bathroom and absolutely love it! My cat is gray, so the pictured example is a gray kitty with bright pink nose and toe "beans." I can customize the cat color and word color! Inspired by the Flossy Feline

This 'office sweet office' pattern is the perfect addition to any work-from-home setup or office space. It features three cute motifs, including a laptop, a plant, and a hot drink with the word "No" - because who needs a disruptive interruption during a productive day? This pattern is suitable for cross stitchers of all levels, from beginners to advanced stitchers. It comes with clear, easy-to-follow instructions and a color chart to help guide you through the process. And the best part? Once you're finished stitching, you'll have a beautiful piece of art to display proudly in your workspace! PLEASE NOTE: >This listing is for the pattern alone, this is not a kit or completed item. >After purchase has been made, you will be able to instantly download the pattern in PDF format from your 'purchases' area. >This item cannot be refunded. PATTERN DETAILS: 34 x 46 stitches (pattern is made up of mostly cross stitch with some backstitch) Design size on different aida counts: 14ct = 2.43" x 3.29" 16ct = 2.13” x 2.88” 18ct = 1.89" x 2.56" Colours used: 10 Included: * full colour diagrams with DMC and Anchor thread conversions * handy hints and tips about cross stitching and how to complete the pattern NEED TO KNOW: > This item is a digital product > Non-refundable - but if there's an issue, let me know and I'll do my best to resolve it > This pattern has been produced by Sundown Stitcher. Please do not share or sell the pattern, it is for personal use only. So what are you waiting for? Add a little personality to your workspace with this "Office Sweet Office" cross stitch pattern. Happy stitching! MORE PATTERNS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SundownStitcher?section_id=15716349&ref=shopsection_leftnav_9 CUSTOM ORDERS: At my shop, I value custom orders, and I am always willing to discuss personalised requests with you. Just send me a message, and we'll work together to create something special and one-of-a-kind for you. Please note, this is dependent on capacity at the time.

This is a digital download pdf of a cross stitch pattern. No physical item will be shipped. You will receive an email from etsy with instructions on how to download once payment is confirmed. Pink cross stitch pattern reads “cup of ambition” and features a coffee cup and flowers. This is the perfect pattern for a Dolly Parton fan. Or a coffee lover. Or both! Pattern is designed to be finished in a 6" hoop. Download will include a full color pattern, DMC color chart, and basic instructions. This pattern is appropriate for a beginner with some stitching experience. There are no special stitches to learn. I do not accept returns, but if you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, please contact me via Etsy messaging. I will do everything in my power to make it right. I love to get to know my customers! Please follow me on Instagram to learn more about me and be among the first to know about new item drops, sales, and giveaways! https://www.instagram.com/shirleysstitcheryco/