Just saying... All our items are handmade and made to order. Please expect 4 - 7 days for processing (although we strive for much quicker!) prior to your item being shipped or ready for pick up. Each sign is made with wood we have hand selected, recycled from old projects, or rescued from a trash pile. Every piece of wood is different and may have imperfections such as cracks, holes, knots and nicks. All signs will take the staining, painting and sanding process differently. Each sign is hand painted using a stencil so no two signs are ever exactly the same making them original and unique. Frame: Golden OakSize: 7.5" by 7.5"Copyright Andyvine Market 2020
Looking to make your guests laugh when they enter certain areas of your home? This post has the handmade farmhouse signs you’ve been searching for.
Our signs are handmade to order. We cut sand and finish them in our home shop. A variety of sayings are available. These are sitters not hangers. The price is for one 5x5 block.
It is what it is... This cute 12X2.5 inch little sign with it's humorous catchy saying, seems to be a popular one during these times! With four different fonts to choose from and two colors, (more available upon request), this sign will make a great addition to any decor! Stands alone on a shelf, table or window sill or can be hung with a saw tooth hanger! ❤ THE PROCESS All signs are custom made to order and every sign is unique. We hand pick natural wood and every piece is cut, sanded, painted and/or stained and has a protective coating. All lettering is hand painted and there will be visible brush strokes. No two signs are the same so there may be some slight variations in shade, tone, dings, cracks, knots, character, slight bows and slight warps. Signs are lightly distressed and sanded around the edges. ❤ CUSTOM SIGNS If you don't see a quote, verse or color that you like, please reach out and contact us! We would love to make you something unique to your liking. (Please contact me before purchase for alternate sizes and colors, a customization fee may apply.) ❤ SHIPPING Please allow approximately 1 week for your item to ship as we make each item by hand as they are ordered. **Any items in this photo are for display and staging purpose only and are not included or for sale.
This sign measures 8” x 12”, plus a little bit bigger with the frame. This sign is painted cream and then distressed, with matte black lettering. It comes with a dark walnut stain. It comes ready to hang with a sawtooth hook. Because the signs are made from real wood, there could be natural imperfections such as knots, nicks and pits in the wood. Each sign is one of a kind and will vary slightly – no two signs are ever identical but that is the beauty of our handmade product! Are you looking for a custom size, or special wording? Reach out! We’d be glad to help.
Size: 6" X 6" Spruce up any room in your office or home with custom box signs! Printed exactly the way you want, these rustic wooden signs make great accent pieces and conversation starters for your guests. Add your own funny, sarcastic, or sentimental messages and pictures to create the perfect gift your loved ones will cherish for a lifetime. Dimensions: 6” x 6”; 1.5” depth Made from painted birch wood Choose between distressed white or solid black color options Slatted style available for distressed white Easily hang or stand to display Wipe clean
This adorable mini birch wood sign is handmade using birch wood and makes the perfect small accent piece. Measurements: 4" square x 3/4"D Handcrafted by GAR Wholesale Inc. in Ohio, USA
Size: 8" X 6" Spruce up any room in your office or home with custom box signs! Printed exactly the way you want, these rustic wooden signs make great accent pieces and conversation starters for your guests. Add your own funny, sarcastic, or sentimental messages and pictures to create the perfect gift your loved ones will cherish for a lifetime. Dimensions: 8” x 6”; 1.5” depth Made from painted birch wood Choose between distressed white or solid black color options Slatted style available for distressed white Easily hang or stand to display Wipe clean
A great garden sign can set the mood for the entire garden. Have a look at these ideas and find the right one for your space. They're funny, salty, sentimental, and tell-it-like-it-is.
This mini sign comes framed or unframed you must choose when adding to cart otherwise unframed will be shipped It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone . Painted A Seasalt Color Unframed is sanded, distressed and measures 5.5" x 5.5" The Framed one is framed with a black walnut color pine frame and measures 6" x 6". Both have a router spot in the back for hanging if you don't want to place or lean on a shelf. All of our signs are painted, stenciled, sanded and clear coated by hand. Due to our distressing methods no 2 signs are alike, we use only pine wood with knots, dings and dents (imperfections). They look old and each one is unique. We hope you will enjoy them. They make great gifts and add to any room of the home. If you have any questions...view my shop policies as these may help to answer them https://www.etsy.com/shop/Woodticks/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_leftnav Otherwise please feel free to contact me by using the ask a question button up above. Please Note ***Any decor used for picture taking does not come with the sign*** Signs usually ship within 1-3 business days depending on availability. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Enter my shop Here http://www.etsy.com/shop/Woodticks?ref=si_shop ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Thanks for looking, ~Donna
Spruce up any room in your office or home with custom box signs! Printed exactly the way you want, these rustic wooden signs make great accent pieces and conversation starters for your guests. Add your own funny, sarcastic, or sentimental messages and pictures to create the perfect gift your loved ones will cherish for a lifetime. Dimensions: 6” x 6”; 1.5” depth Made from painted birch wood Choose between distressed white or solid black color options Slatted style available for distressed white Easily hang or stand to display Wipe clean
'Bless this shitshow of a home' The Deets: Dimensions are: 7" wide by 7" long Design is silk screened onto painted MDF Framed with stained pine wood Multiple frame colors available. Select from options above. Keyhole hanger is set into the back for flush and easy hanging
This custom painted wood sign is perfect for any home! It is the perfect wall decor for anyone who believes in manifesting their best life! It features the saying "Manifest That Shit" It has 5 different stain options that you can choose from to match your home and also includes hanging hardware to make decorating with your new sign quick and easy! It would be great as a gift or as a treat for yourself! Size: 12"x12" MADE TO ORDER: -------------------------------- - Each piece is hand cut, painted, and distressed so each one will vary slightly from the last! - Every piece of wood comes with knots and its own character. Please keep that in mind when ordering your wood sign! -All signs will have an unfinished back and a hook for easy hanging. ------------------------------- Note: Items are made for indoor use only. To see more from Oh Wonderful Wood including coupon codes and sneak peaks you can find us on: Facebook at: www.facebook.com/ohwonderfulwood Instagram: @ohwonderfulwood Pinterest: Oh Wonderful Wood Thanks for visiting!
Our signs are handmade to order. We cut sand and finish them in our home shop. A variety of sayings are available. These are sitters not hangers. The price is for one 4x4 block.
I Dusted Once. It Came Back...Funny Sign...so cute and sure to make you smile! Made from wood with a sweet little print attached to the front. Sides and back of the sign are finished in black. Distressed for a timeworn look. Measures 6" x 6" x 3/4". Ready to hang with an attached wire hanger...or can be displayed on a shelf. Handcrafted by Daisy Patch Primitives. Please allow 5-10 days for delivery. Thanks for stopping by the Daisy Patch! Mitzi :)
I Dusted Once. It Came Back...Funny Sign...so cute and sure to make you smile! Made from wood with a sweet little print attached to the front. Sides and back of the sign are finished in black. Distressed for a timeworn look. Measures 6" x 6" x 3/4". Ready to hang with an attached wire hanger...or can be displayed on a shelf. Handcrafted by Daisy Patch Primitives. Please allow 5-10 days for delivery. Thanks for stopping by the Daisy Patch! Mitzi :)
This Hello, I’ll cut you Sign measures 11 inches long, 11 1/4 inches wide and is hand painted on 3/4 inch thick, solid wood. This piece, as well as all my work, is sealed with an indoor/outdoor glossy sealer that also contains a UV protectant for YEARS of vivid color and protection. This item comes in 16 different color choices and is hung with a rustic style rope. The hanger is places through the corners of each side of the sign. This allows it to hang flat against your surface. This is a made to order piece so please, no rush orders. Photos are for color reference only, distressing will vary from piece to piece. This piece is a part of my Simple Sign Series©️. Have an idea for a custom sign like this? Send me a message. ***ITEM DETAILS*** 👉🏼As with all my pieces it is hand painted with Behr Ultra. 🔨Sanded and distressed till it is perfectly, imperfect and no 2 are ever the same. 💦Sealed with a glossy, high quality, indoor/outdoor sealer. ☀️UV protectant that is guaranteed not to yellow. 🚫NO POLYURETHANE. Poly tends to yellow and will make water based paint peel off over time and are not for outdoor use. 🌲SOLID WOOD. I don't use hobby board or plywood. ✈️Shipping is calculated by weight. I make quality, heavy, solid signs. I don't cut corners on my work because of that my signs do cost a little more than others but I promise you you will not be disappointed and you will own a piece that will last for many many years without warping or fading. 😊 ✳️ Questions are encouraged. Please, please, please message me with any questions or concerns BEFORE placing your order. I want you to feel good about your purchase. No rush orders please ✳️ Like my work? See more.... Facebook http://facebook.com/thevintagehammerwoodarts Pinterest https://www.pinterest.com/vintagehammer/the-vintage-hammer/ Instagram. https://instagram.com/thevintagehammer/ Copyright © The Vintage Hammer All Rights Reserved Mother’s Day, Bathroom Sign, funny sign, bathroom decor, wood sign saying, fart sign, farmhouse sign, guest bathroom, family sign, wood art, custom colors, Meditation Sign, yoga sign, meditation decor, wood sign saying, chakra sign, farmhouse sign, hand painted sign, wood art, zen art, Buddha, Hello I’ll cut you Sign, funny sign, zen decor, wood sign saying, chakra sign, farmhouse sign, hand painted sign, wood art, zen art, Witch
Strong Line of Lunatics This Family Sign measures 11 inches long, 11 1/4 inches wide and is hand painted on 3/4 inch thick, solid wood. This piece, as well as all my work, is sealed with an indoor/outdoor glossy sealer that also contains a UV protectant for YEARS of vivid color and protection. This item comes in 16 different color choices and is hung with a rustic style rope. The hanger is places through the corners of each side of the sign. This allows it to hang flat against your surface. This is a made to order piece so please, no rush orders. Photos are for color reference only, distressing will vary from piece to piece. This piece is a part of my Simple Sign Series©️. Have an idea for a custom sign like this? Send me a message. ***ITEM DETAILS*** 👉🏼As with all my pieces it is hand painted with Behr Ultra. 🔨Sanded and distressed till it is perfectly, imperfect and no 2 are ever the same. 💦Sealed with a glossy, high quality, indoor/outdoor sealer. ☀️UV protectant that is guaranteed not to yellow. 🚫NO POLYURETHANE. Poly tends to yellow and will make water based paint peel off over time and are not for outdoor use. 🌲SOLID WOOD. I don't use hobby board or plywood. ✈️Shipping is calculated by weight. I make quality, heavy, solid signs. I don't cut corners on my work because of that my signs do cost a little more than others but I promise you you will not be disappointed and you will own a piece that will last for many many years without warping or fading. 😊 ✳️ Questions are encouraged. Please, please, please message me with any questions or concerns BEFORE placing your order. I want you to feel good about your purchase. No rush orders please ✳️ Like my work? See more.... Facebook http://facebook.com/thevintagehammerwoodarts Pinterest https://www.pinterest.com/vintagehammer/the-vintage-hammer/ Instagram. https://instagram.com/thevintagehammer/ Copyright © The Vintage Hammer All Rights Reserved Mother’s Day, Bathroom Sign, funny sign, bathroom decor, wood sign saying, fart sign, farmhouse sign, guest bathroom, family sign, wood art, custom colors, Meditation Sign, yoga sign, meditation decor, wood sign saying, chakra sign, farmhouse sign, hand painted sign, wood art, zen art, Buddha, Family Sign, funny sign, zen decor, wood sign saying, chakra sign, farmhouse sign, wood sign, crazy family, encouragement, custom sign, her
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Patently Absurd Warning Signs - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.
6x6 My life is like a test... wooden sign. All our signs are build into a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. Signs are hung directly off the frame or will stand up right on a table or shelf.
Bring rustic style to your living room with the Apologize Wood Sign. This sign has an inspirational saying on a barn door style background. Smooth wood printed with fade-resistant inks Ready to hang 12"W x 30"H Dust with a dry cloth Black-finished sides Designed and printed in the USA ~ Ships from the manufacturer. Allow 1 to 2 weeks. Cannot express ship.
Signs can help one get out of confusion, whether they’re put up on fences, in stores, lined up along the roads or elsewhere. But some of them are what makes the person confused in the first place; or make them burst out with laughter at how ridiculous—or sometimes witty—they are.
MD - Stencil measures 11.25" x 18" (actual image measures 9.75" x 15") LG - Stencil measures 16" x 24" (actual image measures 13.6" x 21") *click here to learn more about the difference between 'STENCIL' vs. 'IMAGE' size Our stencils are laser cut from quality mylar plastic. They are flexible, durable and re-usable. The sample photo represents a finished project with bridges filled in. It is not a photo of the actual stencil. Our stencils are cut with bridges thoughtfully built into the design. See our FAQS page for more info. Need a DIFFERENT SIZE than shown? Not a problem! Just contact us and we can work together on your project!
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It is easy to be pessimistic, especially when it feels like life keeps knocking you down. But don't let things get you down! We've put together some of the best funny quotes about life to help you feel more positive.
