1. Specifics are always good 2. And details 3. This isn’t Jersey Shore 4. Um. Yes. This one. 5. Some are self explanatory 6. Sometimes information isn’t that obvious 7. Yet some are strangely informative 8. An obvious statement really 9. And that one warning from Craig 10. And warnings are sometimes not for your benefit […]
This edition of the This Or That Tag was created by Cait @ Paper Fury. It’s stressful because most of the choices are terrible. I hope you enjoy watching me make difficult bookish decisions. Some of these are painful. This Or That Tag (The Stressful Edition) Series or Standalones? Standalones. I don’t like “middle book syndrome” or waiting for the next book in a series to come out. I usually lose interest in the series while I’m waiting for the next book. I have a short attention span and get bored easily. That’s why I rarely finish the series I start. Magic Earned or Magic Born? Well, I don’t like the “chosen one” trope that often comes with magic born. I also don’t like sitting through tedious, cliché “learning to use magic” chapters. Let’s go with magic born because if the character is already part of a magical community, we can get right to the interesting part of the story. Skip all the “OMG, I’m becoming magic!” training montages. Enemies-To-Lovers or Friends-To-Lovers? I know that enemies-to-lovers happens in real life, but it often comes across as forced in fiction. The pacing of a book moves faster than the pacing of real life. In my experience, authors don’t give enemies-to-lovers enough time to develop realistically. I choose friends-to-lovers because it takes less time to develop. Hilarious Banter or Emotional Ruin? I don’t like humor books because most of them aren’t funny, but if a story has depth and can make me laugh, I’ll love it forever. I choose hilarious banter. Love Triangle or Instalove? Love triangle. I like to see relationships develop slowly. With instalove, I usually don’t understand why these characters are instantly in love with each other. Love triangles are cliché, but at least I get my “why” questions answered. Keyboard-Smash Names or All Names Start With The Same Letter? First, why can’t authors give their characters pronounceable names? Some names really do look like the author just smashed their hands on a keyboard. Keyboard-smash names also make book reviewing difficult. Do you know how many times I’ve had to Google how to spell Daenerys Targaryen? Way too many times! (Don’t get me started on Rhaegar, Viserys, and all the other Targaryens. This family requires way too much spell-checking.) I choose names that all start with the same letter. It might be confusing at first, but I won’t stumble over the names every time I see them. Mean Parents or Dead Parents? The problem is that so many children’s books have both! The birth parents are dead and the replacement parents are mean. I’ll go with mean parents. Mean people are more interesting than dead people. Supermodel Looks or Constantly Complaining About How “Plain” They Are? I can’t stand complaining. It gets on my nerves immediately (in real life and in fiction). I’ll happily take the non-whiney supermodel, please. Face On Cover or Typography On Cover? Do you really want your book to stare at you with human eyes? This one is easy: typography. I like looking at pretty fonts, and I don’t like looking at people. What’s worse is that it’s often obvious that the cover designer didn’t read the book. I read one novel where the narrator is described as “chubby with frizzy hair.” The girl on the cover is thin with straight hair. Just . . . what? Why? Who is this cover girl?! She’s nobody in the book, that’s for sure. Villain Turning A Little Good or Hero Turning A Little Bad? Ooh, I like both of these. A villain turning good could be interesting. It would throw everybody off and make you wonder if the villain is really a villain. On the other hand, most stories focus on heroes. The villains get much less page-time. Since heroes get the most attention, I want them to be complex and flawed. I choose hero turning bad. Do you want to do this tag? Consider yourself tagged.
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Some dogs are more dangerous than others
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The Christmas period always brings woe to airports around the world - as demonstrated by these amusing photos of weary, fed-up airline passengers and their clearly defeated children.
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Patently Absurd Warning Signs - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.
Police officers get it pretty tough these days. Negative stories about a few bad apples in the police force hog the headlines, while the small, everyday heroic acts that officers undertake to keep us safe are often taken for granted. Sometimes we forget what a tough and dangerous job they have, and at the end of the day, they are normal people too!
This online community is dedicated to scary, uncomfortable, and threatening signs that make us want to stop and quickly run the other way.
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An explanation for all those nights you can't remember.
Any woman (or man, for that matter) who has ever walked into an auto garage and rolled their eyes at the ridiculous pinups on the wall featuring scantily clad woman draped on top of Ford Torinos or holding Valvoline motor oil, will probably appreciate these bawdy pics. This fantastic photo shoot was done to help a nonprofit called Books To The Rescue Yavapai County, which seeks “to help first responders limit the emotional impact of adverse childhood experiences” by providing comfort packages with books and toys. The nonprofit was founded by Jasmine Castigliano, who had the idea of enlisting her photographer husband Chad for an, erm, “provocative” photo shoot that, in addition to being hilarious, also does achieves something important by lampooning some outdated gender images. All we know about the hirsute firefighter in the pics is that his name is Tim—although he now goes by the moniker “the whimsical woodsman.” You can buy your “Whimsical Woodman” calendar here—a portion of the proceeds does go to Books To The Rescue Yavapai County. via Feature Shoot
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The animal kingdom is a majestic and amazing place. But as well as the incredible breathtaking beauty of some of the world’s greatest wild animals, they are often some of the most dangerous.Though they might take your breath away at the sight of them, many of these great creatures are not something you want to encounter.Take a look at this list of some of the most dangerous animals in the world—and how to come face-to-face with them and live to tell the tale.
