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This blog post is all about dark-humor jokes. Let's start this post with a huge disclaimer. These are JOKES. It is not our intention to offend anyone. Please take these jokes lightly as they are
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
Muahahaha. WARNING: Very inappropriate (and hilarious) language ahead.
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She […]
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally […]
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: […]
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it […]
One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning. They soon noticed that a man was following them. They would speed up, and he would speed up. They would stop, and he would stop. Sister...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases […]
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses. The next morning they went to the...
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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The […]
They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out, “Father, Father I’m cold!” So the...
One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for […]
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over […]
… the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wifeTearfully she explained, “It's the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately the husband drove dow.. #funny, #joke, #humor
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinnedI have been with a loose girl.”The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about […]
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father. Son: “Daddy, I fell in […]
One wrong word—even if you didn’t mean anything ill by it—and you could accidentally insult someone.
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“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...
Ein Ehemann sagt eines Tages zu seiner Frau, “Dein Hintern ist wirklich groß geworden. Er ist größer als der BBQ-Grill!” Später in der Nacht im Bett, macht der Mann seiner Frau ein paar Annäherungsversuche die ihn völlig abblitzen lässt. “Was ist denn los?”, fragt er. Sie antwortet: “Glaubst du wirklich, dass ich diesen riesigen Grill ... Read more
Children’s minds are incredible. Those little sponges are constantly soaking up information and knowledge as their understanding of the world deepens by the day. What I wouldn’t give to have a childlike sense of wonder again and an imagination that could keep me entertained for weeks on end. Observing kids’ infinite supply of creativity is a beautiful thing, but along with that shameless curiosity comes a few downsides. One of which being how they innocently do and say the stupidest things imaginable.
He slid into bed, kissed his wife on the cheek and fell into a deep sleep.He awoke before the Pearly Gates.St #funny, #joke, #humor
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
A woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed […]
I was debating between a few title options, but I feel like this..is good enough. The reason I’m writing this is hopefully to open some eyes. Or maybe just to vent because I’m not feeli…
Have you ever got a feeling like you’ve seen it before while scrolling through comics? Let’s be real, it was probably in your own life! We are all so individual and different, we come from different cultures and backgrounds, yet we find ourselves in funny circumstances that seem to be exactly the same.
Better than whatever else it was you were just about to do.
A new blonde hostess began her first day. The route they were flying required that […] More
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, […] More
A little boy said to a little girl: – I’m your BF !The little girl asked: – What is BF ?The boy laughed and answered: – That means Best Friend. They later dated, the young man said to the girl:– I am your BF ! The girl leaned lightly on […]
He asks him what happened. His friends says, “Well I was in church and...” The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” The friend continues, “Well, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while, what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she...
Joan Cornella is a rather well-known artist on social media, and this time around, we are on the topic of demotivational posters. These posters, typically featuring a bleak or ironic twist on traditional motivational sayings, serve as a humorous reminder of life's absurdities.
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return. One time the wife had...
been paid. “Am I speaking to Mrs. Wilson?” “Yes. Speaking.” AEC guy, “You’re a month overdue, you know!” “How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman. “Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the AEC guy. “What are you saying? It’s in your files. HOW?” “Yes. We have a system of finding ou
I am tony esp, a webcomic artist and self-proclaimed animator. I like to spend my free time creating random comics that go from puns to straight up 'wait..
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the […]