52 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever
The relationship between the boss and the employee is significant to company productivity. Do you know what else is? A batch of funny work memes for when that relationship goes down the drain. We mean, what else can save the day after your horrible boss and coworkers take all the glory for your work? Or tame your temper after they micromanage every little thing you do?
Things some of us enjoy more than anything else might sound like a total headache to others, often because of our personality type. It's especially common when it comes to extraverts and introverts. These terms, introduced by Carl Jung in the early 1920s, separate people who use socializing like a flower uses sunlight from those who need peace and quiet to recharge their batteries.
Things some of us enjoy more than anything else might sound like a total headache to others, often because of our personality type. It's especially common when it comes to extraverts and introverts. These terms, introduced by Carl Jung in the early 1920s, separate people who use socializing like a flower uses sunlight from those who need peace and quiet to recharge their batteries.
Introverts of the world, rise up! And then take a look at this compilation of funny and painfully relatable memes that are bound to make you laugh.
Do you prefer listening to talking? Having time to yourself instead of going to a party? Do you love honest conversations about feelings and thoughts but feel mentally exhausted even by the idea of small talk? If you’re quietly nodding in agreement, congratulations — you’re an introvert! While you're probably already aware of the fact, we’re about to remind you that there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time. After a heated argument, the husband said, "Let's settle this the old-fashioned way." He raised the remote control high above his head and dropped it. When it hit the floor, the batteries flew
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Pity the poor viola… but we can't help but laugh at these viola jokes.
A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...
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Hugo Borsh.
Oof. Murdered by words.
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a […] More
the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a ... Read more
Oooohhh, burrnnnn.
Things some of us enjoy more than anything else might sound like a total headache to others, often because of our personality type. It's especially common when it comes to extraverts and introverts. These terms, introduced by Carl Jung in the early 1920s, separate people who use socializing like a flower uses sunlight from those who need peace and quiet to recharge their batteries.
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
A list of over 101 (and growing) funny knock knock jokes for kids to have on hand!
Dad jokes always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At the dinner table, family reunion party, a cousin’s wedding, your graduation ceremony, you name it. And while some of us still dread them, others have learned to embrace their inherent cringiness and absurd punniness. In fact, dad jokes are funny, it's just that dads are usually the only ones who know them!
Dad jokes always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At the dinner table, family reunion party, a cousin’s wedding, your graduation ceremony, you name it. And while some of us still dread them, others have learned to embrace their inherent cringiness and absurd punniness. In fact, dad jokes are funny, it's just that dads are usually the only ones who know them!
Dad jokes are some of the worst jokes out there. That’s what makes them so great! With that in mind, check out the top 101 bad dad jokes you should know!
He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens. He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat...
These short jokes are perfect for when you need a fast, funny quip
Need some funny puns to pull out the next time you're ready to show off your comedic genius? Find some incredibly hilarious examples here!
They'll only make you groan a little!
Things some of us enjoy more than anything else might sound like a total headache to others, often because of our personality type. It's especially common when it comes to extraverts and introverts. These terms, introduced by Carl Jung in the early 1920s, separate people who use socializing like a flower uses sunlight from those who need peace and quiet to recharge their batteries.
Think of a dad joke as an uninvited comedy gem that’s neither that comical nor really a gem. In fact, dad jokes are all the contrary and that’s the whole point. If the pun is not cringy enough, the chances are it’s not a real dad joke. It may be your dad and their joke, but it’s still not a dad joke.
For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that this form of funny humor is amusing. Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of these bad jokes. Uhm, I mean best jokes. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!
A Redditor shared a story of how their boss didn’t listen to them about the deep discounts he wanted to give to one very rich client and how detrimental it could be to the business.
Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.
Male and Female Bear An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the l...
One of the priests said, “Sometimes it feels like such a burden to always be the one who listens to other people’s problems – I can only talk about my sins with the bishop, and he just visits once a year…” The others nodded in agreement. Suddenly, one of them said, “Wait a minute, we can...
No kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
Funny Jokes Clean: list of funniest short clean jokes for kids, adults, family & friends that you can share to anyone to make them laugh
A woman walks out of the shower,winks at her boyfriend,and says, “Honey,I shaved myself down there.Do you know what that means?” The boyfriend says,“Yeah, it means the drainis clogged again.”
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