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Cute little addition to any home, makes a great gift. Add a sawtooth hardware or rope to the back for easy hanging. Or you may want it bare to prop on shelf or place in an easel. If you choose not to hang your sign the back will be nicely stain or painted so that a view of the back will coordinate nicely from any angle of the sign’s view. You will have this option at checkout. Signs are made from real wood. Hand painted and coated with a protective finish. Measurements for this sign is Approximately 8x10 inches. If there is a color you prefer that is not on the list of options, send me a message and I will add it to the list. NOTE: White lettering is for black wash and dark stain / dark color finish. All other colors will have black lettering. We ship to the USA only.
+Commercial and Personal Use Cut Files+ SVG, DXF, PNG and a Mirrored JPEG for Iron On Transfer Paper Copyright KimVanHornDesigns2022 If you see this or any of my designs being sold elsewhere as a digital download, please know they are stolen and not authorized for resell nor will you be protected by the personal or commercial licenses that I provide with my designs. Please do not share, resell or distribute my digital files. This listing contains Four Files: One SVG, one PNG, one DXF, and one Mirrored JPEG. This is an Instant Download Only. Nothing will be mailed. Included files: - 1 SVG file - For Cricut Explore, Silhouette Designer Edition, Adobe Suite, Inkspace, Corel Draw and more. - 1 DXF file - For Silhouette users. - 1 PNG file - For Printing 300 ppi High-Resolution Transparent Background. - 1 JPEG file - Mirrored for Printing. Use this file or the png for your transfer paper to make an iron-on. Find Instructions here: https://etsy.me/2E5jsa4 My number one priority is customer satisfaction and I will do what I can to ensure that. If you have any trouble at all, please message me. Tested ONLY on a Cricut Maker using Cricut Design Space. USER POLICY: For personal and small business use only. Commercial license for mass marketing can be purchased, please contact the seller. Digital files may not be sold or shared. All images copyright KimVanHornDesigns 2010-2022 Uploading to Print On Demand Sites is not permitted.
Primitive Wood Sign - Perfect for your Weekend Get away or Lake House!! We Do Not Have Wifi - Talk to each other - Pretend it's 1995 Measures 11.25 x 17.5 inches long with notch on back. Cream base with Black Lettering, distressed & aged. Hand Rubbed Beeswax Finish with Milled slot in back for hanging. Would you like the sign a different color? Message me or add “Note To Seller” for color change at no additional charge! ORDERS ONLY: Once your full payment has been received, your sign will go into production. I ship USPS and will provide tracking information when your sign ships. If you need it sooner, we can work that out, just message me. Each sign is made for you, so each sign is unique, no two are identical. All of my base painting & lettering is hand painted. Brush strokes may or may not be seen. All of my signs are Rustic & Primitive in Style. Due to the nature of the wood there will be variances in knots, color and cracks. These natural flaws in the wood are what make each piece unique with a character of its own. ALL of my signs are made using NEW Clean Top Grade Knotty White Pine that was cut right here in the USA. All wood is ¾ night thick. My Pallet Signs are all made by me, using fresh clean pine, never dirty used wood. Wood screws & glue hold my pallets together. Each sign is hand sanded, painted and distressed by me, using many coats of paint to achieve that worn old look. My painting, aging technique & lettering is all Hand done. Small imperfections are part of the hand stenciling process, so you may see a slight imperfection on my signs here & there. There is a notch on the back for easy hanging. Made right here in the USA, in the Foothills of The Great Smoky Mountains. Do you have some “Words” you’d like on wood? Message me, I can design anything you’d like and put it on wood. Most of my Signs can be ordered in a larger size and different color. Please send me a message with color request & size preference for a quote Thanks so much for stopping by….
This snarky custom wood sign is sure to resonate with those who aren't a "people person". FEATURES -This sign is approximately 11x8 inches. -There is a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging. -The words are done with professional grade vinyl. Color choices are: -Black/gray with white lettering (as shown in first 3 pictures) -Red/black with cream lettering -Gray/brown with brown lettering -Cream/brown with brown lettering -Whitewash with black lettering -Brown whitewash with brown lettering -Brown combo with cream lettering -Blue combo with white lettering -Light distress brown with cream lettering -Heavy distress brown with cream lettering -Distressed black with white lettering -Distressed tan with brown lettering -Stain with white lettering -Rustic cream with white lettering ***HOW TO ORDER*** 1. Choose your sign color from the first drop down menu. 2. Choose if you want the text from the listing sign or if you want your own custom text from the second drop down menu. *If you chose text from listing, continue to checkout. *If you chose your own custom text, in notes to seller, write what you want on your sign. A. After purchase, your text will be designed, using the same font and size of sign as the sign in the listing. You will receive a screenshot of the design, within 24-48 hours of purchase. B. You will approve the design or ask for changes. 5 revisions are included with the price. *Wood Signs No two signs are alike and will vary slightly in appearance. Distressed signs, in particular, will have variation in looks because distressing is different with every sign as they are made by hand. Variation can be expected because every piece of wood has its own rings, knots and "imperfections". Colors may vary on different computer screens. For more funny & TV signs: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CraftingWithMyChis?section_id=18715005&ref=shopsection_leftnav_3 Continue to shop CraftingWithMyChis: www.etsy.com/shop/craftingwithmychis
11.25" - Stencil measures 11.25" x 11.25" (actual image measures 10" x 10") (To fit a 1x12 (11.25") board) 12" - Stencil measures 12" x 12" (actual image measures 10.5" x 10.5") (To fit a true 12" board or area) 14" - Stencil measures 14" x 14" (actual image measures 12.5" x 12.5") 16" - Stencil measures 16" x 16" (actual image measures 14.25" x 14.25") 18" - Stencil measures 18" x 18" (actual image measures 16" x 16") *click here to learn more about the difference between 'STENCIL' vs. 'IMAGE' size Our stencils are laser cut from quality mylar plastic. They are flexible, durable and re-usable. The sample photo represents a finished project with bridges filled in. It is not a photo of the actual stencil. Our stencils are cut with bridges thoughtfully built into the design. See our FAQS page for more info. Need a DIFFERENT SIZE than shown? Not a problem! Just contact us and we can work together on your project!
Spruce up any room in your office or home with custom box signs! Printed exactly the way you want, these rustic wooden signs make great accent pieces and conversation starters for your guests. Add your own funny, sarcastic, or sentimental messages and pictures to create the perfect gift your loved ones will cherish for a lifetime. Dimensions: 6” x 6”; 1.5” depth Made from painted birch wood Choose between distressed white or solid black color options Slatted style available for distressed white Easily hang or stand to display Wipe clean
Block style signs will stand up on it's own. If you prefer sign to hang on a wall, I can add rope or sawtooth hardware to the back for easy hanging. You will have this option at checkout. If you choose to have your sign for hanging, the thickness of wood will be less than 1 inch, instead of the thickness needed to sit up on it's own. Easel Style signs will have a bare backing nicely painted so sign looks nice if viewed from the back side. Signs are made from real wood. Hand painted and coated with a protective finish. Comes in a variety of different sizes. If there is a color you prefer that is not on the list of options, send me a message and I will add it to the list. We ship to the USA only.
Danger No Filter-Metal Sign-8"x12"/12"x18" - Use indoor/outdoor - Funny Porch and Living Room Decor The Perfect Gift - A truly unique gift guaranteed to bring a smile Durable - 8" x 12" or 12" x 18" Aluminum metal sign printed with epoxy ink so you can hang it inside or outside Easy to Hang - Comes with two screw holes and it's light enough to be mounted with double-sided foam tape or Command Strips Guarantee - I´m so sure you´re going to love the sign. Made in the USA (Tomball, Texas) in our family-owned shop
Diet Tip: If You Think You're Hungry, You Might Just Be Thirsty. Drink A Pitcher Of Margaritas And See How You Feel. Wood Sign 7"W x 7"H Proudly Made in America
Mom’s Shit List Sign A funny handmade decor sign. Perfect for a Mothers Day Gift Available in Black Background/White Letters or White Background/Black Letters ---------------------------MEASUREMENTS------------------------------------ Measures 17” H x 11” W x 1.5” D Comes ready to hang by ledge created by the frame. ---------------------------CUSTOM ORDERS------------------------------------ Want a different size or color? Click the "Request a custom order" button or feel free to message us anytime and we can help you figure out any size or colors to help match your needs ------------------------------SHIPPING----------------------------------- All our orders are shipped via USPS Priority 1-3 Day Mail after the item is made. FedEx shipments are also available upon request Shipping charges for your order are calculated by the USPS or FedEx based on the zip code you have provided. Nobody likes paying a lot for shipping. Besides providing you with a quality product we also make sure that you are receiving the best and lowest price in shipping possible. Before finalizing your purchase please make sure your shipping address is correct and you have made prior arrangements to receive your order from the shipping company (ex.USPS, FEDEX, UPS,etc.)in your area. Rustic Princes is not responsible and will not be held accountable for any delays, lost, and/or damaged items caused by an incorrect address submitted by the customer and/or delivery and handling by the shipping company. In the rare event that your order is lost during shipping or has arrived damaged, please contact our shop immediately and we will be more than happy to help assist you in recovering or replacing your order as quickly as possible. -------------------------ADDITIONAL INFO------------------------------------ Each and every sign/item is handmade to order. Each sign/item is an original we hand make, no two signs are exactly the same. Due to the natural character of wood sometimes cracks, knots, chips and imperfections are present and might not match the item in the photo exactly. We do not try and cover these as they enhance the rustic look of each wood sign We also use a homemade stain on some of our items, that ages and colors the wood, the color in the picture may not be exact each time. Measurements are approximate and can vary by 1".
These tin signs are made of Aluminum with EXTRA UV PROTECTION ADDED FOR OUTDOOR USE! Full size 8" x 12" with 1/4" holes Top and Bottom and 1/2" radius corners Fast Shipping from the USA. Sign Made in USA with Proposition 65 Approved. 100% SAFE
Due to popular demand, Please note Production Lead times are now 1-2 weeks. This means the latest your sign will ship is 2 weeks from purchase, BUT in MOST cases, your sign will still ship within a week. I', like 10 people packed into 1 Body Spin the Wheel Motherf%@kers! Wood Sign...LOLOL, isn't it the truth? Love this sign, hangs in my studio and thought I'd share it with ya'll...Funny and true, a perfect win!! This sign measures 12 inches tall b y 7.25 wide with a notch in back for hanging. The base has been done in Black, aged and distressed and then lettered in Cream. The finish is my hand rubbed Beeswax finish. A Foothill Primitives Original Design Would you like the sign a different color? Message me or add “Note To Seller” for color change at no additional charge! ORDERS ONLY: Once your full payment has been received, your sign will go into production. If you have any special requests or customization requested, please add your requests to the comment section on your order!! Turn around time is 7 days, but I am usually able to ship within 3-4 days of your paid order. I ship USPS and will provide tracking information when your sign ships. If you need it sooner, we can work that out, just message me. Each sign is made for you, so each sign is unique, no two are identical. All of my base painting & lettering is hand painted. Brush strokes may or may not be seen. All of my signs are Rustic & Primitive in Style. Due to the nature of the wood there will be variances in knots, color and cracks. These natural flaws in the wood are what make each piece unique with a character of its own. The size posted will vary from sign to sign slightly due to the nature of working with wood and sanding. Please let me know if your sign will hang outside, exposed to rain or water. The Beeswax Finish is okay in certain outdoors conditions, but it should never get wet. Covered porches are fine, but full exposure requires a different finish, just let me know in the Notes To Seller if you require your sign to be waterproof. ALL of my signs are made using NEW Clean Top Grade Knotty White Pine that was cut right here in the USA. All wood is ¾ night thick. My Pallet Signs are all made by me, using fresh clean pine, never dirty used wood. Wood screws & glue hold my pallets together. Each sign is hand sanded, painted and distressed by me, using many coats of paint to achieve that worn old look. My painting, aging technique & lettering is all Hand done. Small imperfections are part of the hand stenciling process, so you may see a slight imperfection on my signs here & there. There is a notch on the back for easy hanging. Made right here in the USA, in the Foothills of The Great Smoky Mountains. Do you have some “Words” you’d like on wood? Message me, I can design anything you’d like and put it on wood. Most of my Signs can be ordered in a larger size and different color. Please send me a message with color request & size preference for a quote. Please feel free to contact me if you might be interested in carrying my signs in your store. All wholesale requests are welcome! You can find my Wholesale terms under my Shop Announcements Section!! Thanks so much for stopping by….
Please let me know if your sign will hang outside, exposed to rain or water. The Beeswax Finish is okay in certain outdoors conditions, but it should never get wet. Covered porches are fine, but full exposure requires a different finish, f you require your sign to be waterproofed, please purchase the Waterproof listing, this finish can not longer be offered Free of Charge. Due to popular demand, Please note Production Lead times are now 1-2 weeks. This means the latest your sign will ship is 2 weeks from purchase, BUT in MOST cases, your sign will still ship within a week. Due to popular demand, Please note Production Lead times are now 1-2 weeks. This means the latest your sign will ship is 2 weeks from purchase, BUT in MOST cases, your sign will still ship within a week. Poop Jokes aren't my Favorite Kind of Jokes But They're a Solid #2 Hanging Wood sign...Bathroom Humor - Free Shipping!! This sign measures 7x7 and has been done in Black, lettered in Cream and finished with my hand rubbed Beeswax finish. Back in Branded and this hangs by a swede strap. Would you like the sign a different color? Message me or add “Note To Seller” for color change at no additional charge! ORDERS ONLY: Once your full payment has been received, your sign will go into production. If you have any special requests or customization requested, please add your requests to the comment section on your order!! Turn around time is 7 days, but I am usually able to ship within 3-4 days of your paid order. I ship USPS and will provide tracking information when your sign ships. If you need it sooner, we can work that out, just message me. Each sign is made for you, so each sign is unique, no two are identical. All of my base painting & lettering is hand painted. Brush strokes may or may not be seen. All of my signs are Rustic & Primitive in Style. Due to the nature of the wood there will be variances in knots, color and cracks. These natural flaws in the wood are what make each piece unique with a character of its own. The size posted will vary from sign to sign slightly due to the nature of working with wood and sanding. Please let me know if your sign will hang outside, exposed to rain or water. The Beeswax Finish is okay in certain outdoors conditions, but it should never get wet. Covered porches are fine, but full exposure requires a different finish, just let me know in the Notes To Seller if you require your sign to be waterproof. ALL of my signs are made using NEW Clean Top Grade Knotty White Pine that was cut right here in the USA. All wood is ¾ night thick. My Pallet Signs are all made by me, using fresh clean pine, never dirty used wood. Wood screws & glue hold my pallets together. Each sign is hand sanded, painted and distressed by me, using many coats of paint to achieve that worn old look. My painting, aging technique & lettering is all Hand done. Small imperfections are part of the hand stenciling process, so you may see a slight imperfection on my signs here & there. There is a notch on the back for easy hanging. Made right here in the USA, in the Foothills of The Great Smoky Mountains. Do you have some “Words” you’d like on wood? Message me, I can design anything you’d like and put it on wood. Most of my Signs can be ordered in a larger size and different color. Please send me a message with color request & size preference for a quote. Please feel free to contact me if you might be interested in carrying my signs in your store. All wholesale requests are welcome! You can find my Wholesale terms under my Shop Announcements Section!! Thanks so much for stopping by….
I Dusted Once. It Came Back...Funny Sign...so cute and sure to make you smile! Made from wood with a sweet little print attached to the front. Sides and back of the sign are finished in black. Distressed for a timeworn look. Measures 6" x 6" x 3/4". Ready to hang with an attached wire hanger...or can be displayed on a shelf. Handcrafted by Daisy Patch Primitives. Please allow 5-10 days for delivery. Thanks for stopping by the Daisy Patch! Mitzi :)
Size: 6" X 6" Spruce up any room in your office or home with custom box signs! Printed exactly the way you want, these rustic wooden signs make great accent pieces and conversation starters for your guests. Add your own funny, sarcastic, or sentimental messages and pictures to create the perfect gift your loved ones will cherish for a lifetime. Dimensions: 6” x 6”; 1.5” depth Made from painted birch wood Choose between distressed white or solid black color options Slatted style available for distressed white Easily hang or stand to display Wipe clean
