A guy goes to confession and says, “Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday I went golfing and I used the “F” word. The priest says, “tell me about it, my son”.The man says, I was on the first tee, and I shanked a shot wide left”. The priest says, “oh, you must have said it then”. The man said, “no, because the ball went into the woods, hit a tree, and bounced back right in the middle of the fairway.”
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A guy was walking along a beach in California when he stumbled on something.He bent down and picked it up and it was an Arabian lamp.He proceeded to wipe the sand off when a Genie appeared.The Genie seemed to be angry and said “This is the third time that I’ve been disturbed this week, so you’re only going to get one wish instead of three, so you’d better make it a good one!”
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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'?I replied he can smell she is ready that's how nature works!
On the first day, God created the first dog and said,... “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.” “For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give...
