One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...
A nun needs to use the restroom and goes into Hooters. She asks if she can use the restroom and the bartender tells her there is a naked - joke of the day
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. […]
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He […]
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A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.” The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, “Yes I...
Four men went golfing one dayThree of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the billThe three men started talking and bragging about thei.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.” “No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!” She...
“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases […]
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.After a long period of silence, the priest spoke."Well sister, this looks pretty grim.""I know, father.""In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
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A woman died and went to heaven... She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting. “What do I have to do to get in?,” she asked. “You just have to spell a word,” the angel replied. “That doesn’t sound bad, what word do I have to spell?” “Love.” Relieved, the woman quickly fired...
Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her […]
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar […]
A guy and his girlfriend were going on a romantic long drive. Suddenly, the guy, […] More
He asks him what happened. His friends says, “Well I was in church and...” The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” The friend continues, “Well, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while, what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she...
The doctor was having tea with his wife when the phone rang. From there his […] More
A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says “Yes” and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “OK, have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.” The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward...
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
It was after midnight. While en-route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For 100 dollars, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the...
A hot lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and […]
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, […]
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As […]
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day and found him sitting on the […]
Two guys are sitting at a bar. “You know why I love this bar?” asks […]
An 8-year-old Little Johnny knocks on the door of a br0thel… The Madam opens […]
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. […]
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. […]
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I […] More
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is […]
Husband and wife are lying in bed in the middle of the night.Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards.Wife: I can’t sleep without it.
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She […]
When an old man died the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased during his funeral.“The man you see lying here today was a Godly man…Back in the day, he could c.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a […]
The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, […]
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that […]
There was a nun whose old body began to surrender to time.Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day to relax her.Not to be lured into “worldly pleasures,” she huffily declined.
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.A boy, about 9, opened the door“Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer. #funny, #joke, #humor
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club. On the first Tee, […]
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There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the […]
