A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goo.. #story, #funny
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a […] More
Little Tommy was doing very poorly in mathHis parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers — in short, everything they could think of.Finally in a last .. #funny, #joke, #humor
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hutWhen an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was .. #story, #funny
A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies For Sale.”Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough, a little boy appeared under the store .. #story, #funny
In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.” The moral...
One day a king stepped out of the gates of his palace and found a man standing there.The man had a plump chicken in his hands.On seeing the king he bowed respectfully and said: ‘Mahar.. #story, #funny
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One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the reporter asked. #funny, #joke, #humor
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce freshJust before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.When you pass the milk cases, you h.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber
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One day an old lion realized that he was too old to hunt for foodThe lion was sure he would soon die.He was very sad and went home #story, #funny
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say...
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officerwho was also a blonde.The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. #funny, #joke, #humor
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were: His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The bro.. #story, #funny
Teacher Was Trying To Pass Some Wisdom. – A teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: Get their
5 Little Johnny Jokes. Here are some short jokes to get anyone laughing! Little Johnny says to his Dad: ''Dad, will you do my math for me?''
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There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker.One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not.This angered him.. #story, #funny
This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...
Attending a wedding for the first time,A little girl whispered to her mother,“Why is the bride dressed in white?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”The man ind.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper.Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate .. #story, #funny
Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family. This story is a hilarious example of just that. An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and...
My son starts school todayIt is all going to be strange and new to him for a while and I wish you would treat him gently.It is an adventure that might take him across continents. All.. #story, #funny
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...
Vijay and Raju were friends.On a holiday they went walking into a forest, enjoying the beauty of nature.Suddenly they saw a bear coming at them. #story, #funny
Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...
I was strolling in the gardens of an insane asylum when I met a young man who was reading a philosophy book.His behavior and his evident good health made him stand out from the other inmates.. #story, #funny
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.He decided he would ask for a meal at the n.. #story, #funny
“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.He calmly came over to me, I gave him a.. #funny, #joke, #humor
The guy examines the dog’s collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home. The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college.For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that .. #story, #funny
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor
1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University.On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in t.. #funny, #joke, #humor
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him.The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he’s going to get a second opinion.He finds another.. #funny, #joke, #humor
