We've collected 30 of the most satisfying mic-drop moments that'll have you thinking, Now, why couldn't I have thought of that?
When a guy, known for causing trouble, walked in. He sat down, called me over, and said, “Give me a 21-year-old drink, please.” I nodded, and a moment later, I handed him a drink. He took a sip, spat it out, and said, “I asked for a 21-year-old drink, and this is 18 years old! […]
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.” “Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room.” “Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.” “We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download […]
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around, but can’t see anyone. So he picks up the penguin, puts him in the cab of his truck, and continues on his way. A couple of miles down the […]
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes in with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” […]
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and seeming a little concerned, asked if the baby was fronts-fed or bottle-fed. “fronts-fed,” she replied. “Strip down to your waist,” the Doctor […]
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” […]
A guy was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen […]
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Sally was in the house undressed. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed undressed and sweaty. She asks, “What’s […]
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, 'Do you need help, sir?' The preacher calmly said 'No, God will save me.' A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, 'Hey, do you need help?' The preacher replied again,
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting
