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There’s this thought among writers that you shouldn’t read your reviews. The reason is a sound one: no one likes to hear (or read) negative things about themselves, their work, their wo…
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Becoming an adult doesn’t mean that you have to lose touch with your inner child. Children teach us every day that having just a bit of a child-like perspective can make life a whole lot easier. Here are 10 ways to connect with your inner child
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Need you weekly dose of Minion fun? Check out this collection of funny minion quotes of the week so you can laugh your heart out.
Yesterday I returned to school after our 3 week winter break. We have 3 weeks because so many families go to Mexico over the holidays. Out of 30 students, I only had 2 that didn't show up yesterday. So, I had 28 sleepy, yawning students yesterday. They couldn't write. They couldn't figure out there, their, and they're. One boy put his head down for a nap after lunch, during math time. Oh, boy! I finally took them out for PE about 2:00 (our day ends at 2:35 p.m.)...I just gave up. And, several of them were coughing, so this morning, I have a sore throat. I'm going to take my Vitamin C and my zinc with me today and LOTS of hand sanitizer! And, I'll stay after bus duty and wipe down their desks. I make my own NON-TOXIC spray, using Sal Suds, peppermint Dr. Bonner soap, and a few drops of peppermint essential oil. I find tea tree oil too strong (although I may take a bottle of it because it is so potent)...after all, the kids will be gone! (...hehehe...my "evil" plan...) We have a 3 day weekend coming up, so if I can JUST make it through the week, I'll have 3 days to rest and visit the horses...Anyway, that's my plan! This is pretty much how they all looked yesterday...
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Grappige zinnetjes, lieve zinnetjes, mooie zinnetjes… Ik vind ze allemaal leuk! Eèn van de dingen die ik dan ook erg graag doe als ik achter de computer zit, is deze leuke quotes opzoeken. Hi…
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Rice paper may not provide much nutritional value, but it is gluten free and very user-friendly. It also offers a low calorie approach to making your clean eats look more like cheats. I bet you get really bored eating shrimp and salad. So why not play tricks on your taste buds by wrapping your shrimp salad into a low-calorie edible wrapper? Recipe This recipe yields 2 rice paper shrimp rolls: NOTE: Make one roll at a time to prevent a sticky rice paper disaster! Get all of your ingredients ready to go! Once you wet the rice paper, you need to hustle. Soak a sheet of Rice Paper under warm running tap water for about 15 seconds. Shake to dry it off. Place the rice paper onto a plate. Load the rice paper with 2 oz of shrimp, 1/4 cup of enoki mushrooms, 1/4 cup of broccoli slaw (trust me, that's all that will fit!). Drizzle 1/2 TBSP of Wholly Spicy Guacamole (available in your grocery store). This is a tasty way to include a healthy fat in this recipe. Neatly fold the bottom edge of the rice paper over the filling. Then fold in the side edges of the rice paper. Roll up the rice paper roll to form a neatly packed cylinder. I was never particularly good at origami, so I just rolled it up like a sleeping bag. Do whatever works for you! Repeat steps 1 through 5 for the second roll. Substitutions: Feel free to use your favourite fresh vegetables. I like to save time by purchasing pre-washed and cut veggies and pre-cooked shrimp. I use enoki mushrooms but you can use dried vermicelli noodles or miracle noodles. You can wrap your shrimp and veggies with collard greens instead of rice paper. Instead of guacamole, you can use shrimp sauce. Here is my shrimp sauce version: Nutritional Information: For 2 rice paper shrimp rolls (using the spicy guacamole): calories: 200, fat: 4.4g, saturated fat: 1g, cholesterol: 206.7mg, sodium: 499mg, carbohydrates: 22g, fiber: 2.9g, NET CARBS: 19.1g, sugars: 1.1g, protein: 21 g Outsmart Dieting: If you want to learn how you can manipulate your tendency to overeat in a way that does not sabotage your fat loss ... so you can finally put an end to yo-yo dieting, look consistently awesome and satisfy your daily cravings ... then check out my Fat Loss Fast System. I explain exactly how I approach my diet so that I can eat my favourite foods without getting fat (or feeling even an ounce of guilt)!
