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Show a fellow Mama some love by sending them this card or your own mom. As a Mom myself there are so many times I could use a little pat on the back so I know even when I mess up, I am doing a fucking good job. This blank card comes with a matching envelope and is made to order. SHIPPING • FREE SHIPPING with orders over $35 • Order 4 cards & get automatic 2-5 day shipping upgrade! • Ships in 1-2 business days (same day if possible) • USPS First Class Mail takes 2-8 days & tracking available at PitneyBowes.com (NOT USPS) • USPS First Class Package rate takes 2-6 days & has USPS tracking • USPS Flat Rate 3-day with tracking is NOT guaranteed to arrive in 3 days (may take 3-5 days) • Choose to ship Priority Mail Express with tracking for GUARANTEED 2-day delivery • NO REFUNDS on cards arriving later than needed • All items are mailed via USPS with no shipping on Sundays or Holidays SHIP DIRECT TO RECIPIENT INSTRUCTIONS If you would like this directly mailed to the recipient, please mark your purchase as a gift and I will be happy to handwrite your message inside the card. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR NAME IN THE MESSAGE. Card will be sent in the envelope it comes in & will not have any purchase details included. Takes about 2-8 business days using standard shipping. There are NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS on direct mail cards. Please provide a return address. EXTRA CARD DETAILS • All cards and envelopes are made from 100% post-consumer waste • Card size is 6-1/4 inches X 4-1/2 inches (A6) • Cards are packaged in clear plastic envelopes when not direct shipped • Hand stamped with LL logo & web on back • Each card comes with an envelope • Designed and made in the Boulder, Colorado, USA

Are you looking for a Mother's Day card that's heartfelt and a little edgy? Look no further, my friend. Our "Mom You Are Fucking Amazing Sorry For Swearing" card is the perfect way to show your mom how much she means to you. Let's face it; moms are superheroes. They cook, clean, work, and somehow keep us alive through it all. And yet, they rarely get the recognition they deserve. That's where our card comes in. With a bold and unapologetic message, our card lets your mom know that she is fucking amazing. And yes, we apologize for swearing, but sometimes a simple "You're awesome" just doesn't cut it. So order our card, and let your mom know you appreciate all the hard work she's put in over the years. And who knows, maybe she'll even appreciate the swearing (but don't hold your breath). Either way, we promise it'll be a Mother's Day she won't forget. This high-quality paper card comes pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve, and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after a short drying time.  Size: 5x7 Blank Inside. *Item cannot be personalized* Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. We ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class to ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit.

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When you realize that your mom could have fucked you up wayyyyyy worse, here's the card for you for Mother's Day. Card reads, “Thanks for not fucking me up too bad, mom - Happy Mother's Day”

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Funny Mothers Day Memes to celebrate your mom. From baby mamas to step moms and more, these fun memes for mothers day for you to share and celebrate motherhood.

💲4 awesome cards for $17 - add [ANY] 4 cards & enter 4FOR17 at checkout!💲 💲If you order 8 the code is 8FOR34 - 12 is 12FOR51 - 16 is 16FOR68 - 20 is 20FOR85 💲 POTTY MOUTH PRESS: awful cards for awesome people #sendcardsnot texts 🚽 OUTSIDE: ➡ "hey mom [dad] keep up the good fucking work." 🚽 INSIDE: ➡ blank for personal message 🚽 INCLUDES: ➡ white card, kraft (brown) envelope & clear, plastic sleeve 🚽 DIMS & DETAILS: ➡ card - 5.5” x 4” - white matte cardstock ➡ w/A2 envelope (kraft [brown]) - 5.75" x 4.25" ➡ landscape orientation 🚽 PROCESSING/SHIPPING: ➡ ships: in 1-3 days via USPS First Class - this does NOT come with a tracking number. ➡ OR UPGRADE shipping in your cart to Priority (USPS Flat Rate Envelope) for $7.75 - this option DOES include a tracking number and typically (not guaranteed) delivers in 2 days from ship date. *watermark and/or censorship is for digital purposes only & will not be printed on the card* Each item is individually designed, printed, folded, packaged & mailed by yours truly. If you need something tweaked, changed, added, omitted, customized - just let me know! 🚽 BACK TO THE MAIN SHOP: ➡ https://www.etsy.com/shop/thepottymouthpress/ WHOLESALE? I do! Send me an Etsy message to discuss. 🚽 This will be the only time I say this: "I love stalkers - please like & follow me!" ➡ Instagram: instagram.com/thepottymouthpress ➡ Facebook: facebook.com/pottymouthpress 🚽 be the first to know about special offers! all i need is your e-mail and first-born child (just kidding...about the kid thing...you couldn't pay me to take 'em). ➡ sign up here: https://mailchi.mp/2bf2d95b711c/pottymouthpress 🚽 COLOR DISCLAIMER: ➡ actual color(s) may vary due screens/monitors displaying colors differently of which everyone sees differently. i try extremely hard to ensure my cards are true-to-color as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your screen/monitor.

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Best Fucking Mom Ever, Funny Mother's Day Gift T-Shirt, Mother's Day T-Shirt, Mama Gift Give your mother a special and meaningful gift for Mother's Day with the "Mother - The Greatest Woman" T-shirt. With its simple yet meaningful design, this shirt is not only a fashion item but also a symbol of love and respect for the steadfast and loving women in your life. Create beautiful and meaningful memories on Mother's Day with this special T-shirt, the ideal gift to express unconditional love and gratitude for the greatest women in your life. Product Details: - Material: 100% cotton for ultimate comfort. - Model: The Gildan 5000, a timeless choice for your wardrobe. - Fabric: Classic midweight material that is preshrunk, providing a comfortable and consistent fit. - Design: Featuring double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, along with a seamless double-needle collar for durability and a polished look. - Durability: Taped neck and shoulders enhance the shirt's lifespan, ensuring it withstands the test of time. - Comfort: The tear-away label adds an extra touch of comfort, making it feel like a second skin. - Variety: Please note that fiber content may vary by color, so be sure to check the color list for any exceptions.Best Fucking Mom Ever, Funny Mother's Day Gift T-Shirt, Mother's Day T-Shirt, Mama Gift Give your mother a special and meaningful gift for Mother's Day with the "Mother - The Greatest Woman" T-shirt. With its simple yet meaningful design, this shirt is not only a fashion item but also a symbol of love and respect for the steadfast and loving women in your life. Create beautiful and meaningful memories on Mother's Day with this special T-shirt, the ideal gift to express unconditional love and gratitude for the greatest women in your life. Product Details: - Material: 100% cotton for ultimate comfort. - Model: The Gildan 5000, a timeless choice for your wardrobe. - Fabric: Classic midweight material that is preshrunk, providing a comfortable and consistent fit. - Design: Featuring double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, along with a seamless double-needle collar for durability and a polished look. - Durability: Taped neck and shoulders enhance the shirt's lifespan, ensuring it withstands the test of time. - Comfort: The tear-away label adds an extra touch of comfort, making it feel like a second skin. - Variety: Please note that fiber content may vary by color, so be sure to check the color list for any exceptions.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Fuck this, Fuck you, Fuck everyone, Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all of you looking at me FUCK OFF Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

Free bundle of mother's day sayings & quotes (Cricut designs, SVG files, and clip art for crafters and DIY projects).

Free and Funny Mother's Day Ecard: May your Mother's Day be awesome and full of naps. Create and send your own custom Mother's Day ecard.

For Mother's Day this year, instead of a regular, boring quote, send mom a relatable Happy Mother's Day meme she'll want to share with the rest of the family on social media.

When you've lost your own mom, Mother's Day sucks. MomCaver Dina Drew talks about grief, loss, and Mother's Day from a motherless mom's perspective.

This Stepmom Mug will make a brilliant gift for those amazing Stepmoms in your life. Looking for an original way of treating your Stepmom? Let's face it, who doesn't like to be called fucking great?! Not the typical mug that you'd find on the high street, so your Stepmom will feel like she's been well and truly spoiled. Brownie points coming your way! Both sides of the mug are printed in a GREY GRAINY font, and so is convenient for both left and right handers. The text reads Fucking Great Stepmom''. SEE OUR RELATED MUGS: https://etsy.me/2BlEzWL https://etsy.me/3i8LUcW https://etsy.me/3dMJZXX * Microwave and dishwasher safe * Made to order * Ceramic * Glossy finish * For both right and left handers * Sent in a smash proof box

Looking for a laugh this Mother's Day? Check out these hilarious memes that perfectly capture the joys and struggles of motherhood.