Quiz to see if you are older than dirt or just old.

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I love snarky birthday cakes SO much! This one’s up there with my ‘Holy Crap You’re Old’ TP Cake and Crap-cakes. 😉 This one’s a bit more colorful – to be honest…

Older Than Dirt Quiz

Back in my day, we used to walk to school by ourselves! A chocolate bar cost 10 cents, and airplanes were luxurious! Whether you remember these days yourself or you recall rolling your eyes as your parents and grandparents went on and on about the “good old days”, we’ve got a list full of nostalgia for you pandas, down below.

Quantity: 1 Standard HX Celebrate that special someone's birthday with this fun 18" round Older Than Dirt foil mylar balloon! Combine a couple of these 18" Anagram balloon designs with a few of our birthday latex balloons to create a bouquet cluster to give someone as a special gift or to use as birthday party decor. This balloon includes a self-sealing valve, preventing the gas from escaping after it's inflated. The balloon can be inflated with helium to float or with a balloon air inflator. Balloon arrives uninflated. Older Than Dirt Foil Mylar Balloon 18" by Anagram

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We know how you did on the 3rd Annual Quiz. And you thought that you knew something. Ha! This quiz is on old advertising and magazines, brands and phrases

Sold by  Create your own from scratch  Size: Standard, 5" x 7" Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA

Almost 14.5 billion years ago, it all started with a BIG BANG and what began as a cloud of gas, dust, and rock eventually took shape and bloomed into a molten sphere. Battered by asteroid collisions, ice ages, and shifting tectonic plates, our fledgling planet finally pushed forth continents. But if you think the earth has calmed down since then—think again!

Great gift for the humorous man! This is a 1-1/4 inch aluminum disc handstamped with "Older Than Dirt" on it. There is a Tibetan silver shovel charm hanging to the side. This comes on a generous 30mm split keyring. Thanks for shopping at SimplyDeborah

Are you “older than dirt”? Take our Geezer test and find out how old you really are. Grab your butch wax and your reading glasses and let’s get started!

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This 22-piece stamp set, measuring 6x8 inches, is proudly made in the USA using premium photopolymer for superior quality and features some fabulously sassy Birthday sentiments. Sentiments include: From afar you look 21. RIP, youth. From a distance with my eyes closed. You don't look a day over 16! I'm only here for the cake. So glad you'll always be older than me. You're officially as old as you look! You're how old in dog years? One year closer to granny panties. Let me guess...29? You're how old? Go shawty, it's your birthday. Dang, you're old. Ouch. You're going to need a fire extinguisher. You're older than dirt. The candles cost more than the cake! Can you read this without your glasses? You're still older than me. That's a big number. You can be anything you want... Except young again.

I was recently asked by my mother-in-law to help plan a 60th Birthday Party. After some short searching for ideas we were both sold on the "Older Than Dirt" theme! I saw this idea on Pinterest but couldn't get the free labels to download without having to become some sort of "premium member". So... I made my own labels instead and I think they are pretty cute! I printed them out on card stock, hole punched them and then tied them around the lids with twine. I got the 4oz. quilted jelly jars at Hobby Lobby during their 50% glass jar sale but they can also be found on Amazon. I applied the word "dirt" out of vinyl using my Cricut machine and transfer paper to the flat (1in x1.75in) spot on the jar. I thought this process would take forever since I was doing 30 jars but the transfer paper made it super fast and I had them done in no time! Simply blend up Oreo cookies and fill the jars to look like dirt! (note: it takes about 4-5 Oreos to fill one 4 oz. jar). To download my FREEBIE labels click here! Proud of my Mother-in-Law's craftiness - she set the jars up in a cupcake stand! I made some simple signs in Word for her to frame and use for the party. I also made a matching birthday banner that I laminated, hole punched at each corner, and strung with the same twine. I chose to laminate the banner for durability since it will be hung outside. I will try and update with a photo of it hanging once the party is set up! To download my FREEBIE banner click here! Please take a moment to leave a comment and share some love :)

Enjoy our 3rd-and-a-Half "Older Than Dirt" Trivia Quiz! Check out our links below for more. 1. In what year did most US cars change from two headlights to

Size: 5" x 7" Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from twelve unique paper types, two printing options, and six shape options to design a card that's perfect for you. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait or landscape) Standard white envelope included High quality, full-color, full-bleed Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge Two printing options available: Standard and High-Definition 12 unique paper types and colors to choose from Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customizable design area measures 5" x 7". For best results please add 1/16" bleed. Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA

For the person with a good sense of humor, this personalized Older Than Dirt shirt certainly will bring a smile to your recipient's face. Our birthday Personalized T-Shirts will be personalized with any name (up to 30 characters) next to the words A Genuine Classic, plus any year. This Personalized Shirt is made of 100% cotton and available in many colors and sizes.

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This item is discontinued. Stock available while supplies last. Quantity: 1 Celebrate that special someone's birthday with this fun 18" round Older Than Dirt Birthday foil mylar balloon! Combine a couple of these 18" Betallic balloon designs with a few of our birthday latex balloons to create a bouquet cluster to give someone as a special gift or to use as birthday party decor. This balloon includes a self-sealing valve, preventing the gas from escaping after it's inflated. The balloon can be inflated with helium to float or with a balloon air inflator. Balloon arrives uninflated.

Style: Standard Cocktail A good celebration is as much about the presentation as it is about food. Serve up the party with custom personalized paper napkins that look good tucked in the collar or draped over your lap. Dimensions: 4.75"l x 4.75"w (folded), 3 ply Printed in full color on your choice of white or ecru colored napkins Coined or standard napkin styles available Sold in quantities of 50 Buy in bulk and save! This product is food contact safe Tip: When ordering napkins, the general rule is 3 napkins per guest.

This basic t-shirt features a relaxed fit for the female shape. Made from 100% cotton, this t-shirt is both durable and soft - a great combination if you're looking for that casual wardrobe staple. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it and unleash your creativity! Size & Fit Model is 5’7” and is wearing a small Standard fit Fits true to size Fabric & Care 100% cotton Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom Machine wash cold Imported

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA

Sold by  Create your own from scratch  Size: Standard, 5" x 7" Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA