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*Funny Voicemail Greeting: Meow Loudly (The Cat is in Charge)* We all know the cat is the head of any household. If that's the case in your home then you'll love this funny voicemail greeting that states: "Hi. If you'd like to speak to the head of the household, meow loudly, and if she feels like it, she'll answer. To speak to a human, please leave a message after the beep." Upload it to your voicemail and amuse your callers. Hopefully a few of them will play along! Please note: this voicemail states "she" so only purchase if you have a female cat. View other listings for the male cat version. ***** All voicemails are recorded by me, which means a British female voice, age range 30s-40s. The voicemails are instantly downloadable and come with a Quick Start Guide so you can upload them to your phone immediately. You will receive them in 3 formats: • WAV files – these are the highest quality versions of the recordings • MP3 files – these are the compressed versions of the recordings • Telephone quality files – these have been encoded to match your phone line quality Please note: these are for personal use only. If you would like voicemails for your business, please see our generic Business Voicemails pack, which include Busy, Out-of-Hours and Holiday options. You will also find more professional personal voicemails and other funny voicemail greetings. To hear examples of all my voicemail messages please visit my website at http://www.lisahartwell.com/voicemail-messages/ With these recordings, you have a personal use licence which means you can use any/all of the recordings for your own personal use but you may not give them away, sell them or re-brand them (edited or unedited). If your friends ask you about them please send them to my store. You can also buy a customised version of this message (or one of your own) - "Message the Seller" above to find out more.