WARNING: If you don't know what 'Cards Against Humanity' is, think 'Apples to Apples' on crack. The questions and answers are vulgar and offensive to say the least. So be warned. If you're easily offended then maybe this post isn't for you...for everybody else, enjoy.

Great minion quotes are dime a dozen.

Your favorite depressed prisoner is here to harshen all the vibes in only the way Lumalee can! From the Mario film comes a character so unique and so melancholy all in the guise of a child's voice they immediately caught my attention! A wonderful addition to the sticker collection!

*** PLEASE NOTE ROYAL MAIL WORKERS WILL BE STRIKING ON 26TH AUGUST, 31ST AUGUST, 8TH SEPTEMBER AND 9TH SEPTEMBER. THIS MEANS THERE WILL BE DELAYS IN RECEIVING YOUR ITEM. PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION BEFORE ORDERING *** Funny Cancelled Plans Birthday Card! - Our cards are printed on high quality 6x4 280gsm Gloss coated card - All cards are sent via Royal Mail in cellophane and hard backed envelope - Please allow a processing time of 24-48hours for your order to be dispatched - Please feel free to message us with any questions you may have Returns Policy If you are not happy with your item for any reason, please contact us and we will try our best to rectify the issue. Please note, The prints are sold as seen advertised. If you have bought an item and unfortunately it is damaged, we will require photographs in order to take this up with Royal Mail and rectify the issue with yourselves. We do pride ourselves on ensuring your order gets there safely.

Say Happy Birthday with this funny and rude card, I'm not making any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are, Happy Birthday. Printable card with black font. Please note, this listing is for an instant download, no print will be mailed. After check out you will receive 3 digital files: ~1 PDF ~1 JPEG ~1 PNG Just 3 Easy Steps: 1. Print 2. Cut 3. Fold The Greeting Card Size is 5x7. Please cut on the dotted lines and then fold down the middle. Print quality will depend on the type of printer and paper used. Printed colors may vary due to differences in monitor and printer calibrations. This card is blank inside for you to write your own personal message. Print as many times as you want for personal use. This purchase is strictly for non-commercial, personal use only. You may not resell, reproduce, distribute by electronic means or profit in any way from the design. Every printable purchase is non-refundable, as there is no way for me to tell whether you have printed the design. Thank you for stopping by! Have A Fantastic Day, FFKs

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Want us to mail it for you with a personalized message? Purchase this link instead: https://www.etsy.com/listing/229899895/let-us-mail-it-for-you-funny-card-funny?ref=shop_home_active_11 FUNNY ANY OCCASION/JUST BECAUSE card: "Not my circus, not my monkeys." Great card for anyone who loves retro/vintage photography - just because, friendship or for any occasion !! **DETAILS: -5.50 x 4.25 folded card -Natural white recycled envelope -Printed on matte white premium card stock -Blank inside for your own personal message **SHIPPING: -Ships via First Class Mail within 1-2 business days -Carefully packaged in a waterproof cellophane sleeve **QUANTITY: This listing is for ONE card. If you would like a custom set of cards at a wholesale price just send me a message and I will set up a quote and custom listing for you. **WHOLESALE: Wholesale is available to Brick and Mortar Shops only. Must be sent to a commercial location. Terms available via email upon request. All Items were created by the Seller: © 2015 Vintageous Paper Goods, Inc.-All Rights Reserved

A funny just because card to brighten someone's day. Outside: You are just a ray of mother fucking sunshine Inside: Blank Free Shipping! Cards come with a white envelope and are 5.5 x 8.5 in.

Say thank you in style with this funny thank you card! Outside: Proper ladies send thank you cards so here you fucking go Inside: Thanks Free shipping! Cards come with a white envelope and are 5.5 x 8.5 in.

Great quotes for DIY funny birthday cards, plus plenty of real-life examples and pics to copy (or take the easy way out and just buy it). Hilarity ensues.

Quotes can be for motivation, relatability, and humor. Keep things light and fun with funny quotes. They're guaranteed to make you laugh.

Funny inspirational quotes like - The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen - to lighten your day. Enjoy!

Great quotes for DIY funny birthday cards, plus plenty of real-life examples and pics to copy (or take the easy way out and just buy it). Hilarity ensues.

A funny just because card to brighten someone's day. Outside: You are just a ray of mother fucking sunshine Inside: Blank Free Shipping! Cards come with a white envelope and are 5.5 x 8.5 in.

"You Are A Fucking Delight" 5x7 Downloadable Card - Blank Inside A sarcastic swear quote that can be used for a birthday, anniversary, thinking of you or just because. A funny card that be gifted to a friend, sibling, coworker, cousin or partner ➡️Instant Download! ➡️No Delays, No Shipping ➡️Unlimited Access to Files - Unlimited Prints ➡️Freedom to Choose What Color/Type of Paper to Print On Download, Print, Enjoy! ✴️Please Note: This is a DIGITAL file. No physical product will be mailed to your house.✴️ --WHAT IS INCLUDED-- 1 - high-resolution 300 dpi JPG file for 5x7 card 2 - JPG files of the envelope template - sized for 8.5 x 11” and A4 Cards are designed to be printed on US standard letter size paper - 8.5” x 11” If printing on a different size paper (i.e. A4) - make sure printer settings are set to: ✅Actual Size ✅No Scaling ✅100% After printing, card will need to be cut and folded to yield end product. Envelope also needs to be cut, folded and glued - instructions are printed on envelope file. Envelope may be printed on any color paper of your choice. Both files have dotted cut assist lines. PDF File available upon request, however there may be variation in color resolution --HOW TO DOWNLOAD-- Your digital files will be available to you immediately after purchase is complete and payment has been approved. You will receive an automated email from Etsy with a download link. Click "download" to save the files. You will also be able to retrieve the files through your Etsy account under "Purchases and Reviews" - from here you can download them as well. **The files do not expire and you can download them as many times as you like in any of the sizes available** --HOW TO PRINT-- > Download to your computer and print from home > After downloading, upload your files to an online printing service such as Shutterfly.com, Snapfish.com, Mpix.com. > Download to a portable device such as a USB or email them directly to a local print shop. Some great options include Staples, FedEx, Costco, Walmart, OfficeMax etc. > Recommendations for paper type: Heavy weighted, art, photo or cardstock type paper: Matte or Glossy depending on your preference. --PLEASE NOTE-- - Appearance of colors may vary from computer monitor to monitor/printer to printer - Any image depicting glitter, sparkles, metallic or neon is a digital effect and will not print with actual glitter, sparkles, metal or neon - Files are only for personal use, not for redistribution or to be resold - No physical items will be arriving at your house - this is a DIGITAL product - Due to the digital nature of this product and the immediate delivery of files, returns are not accepted and there are no refunds. - If you have any issues downloading the files or assembling, please contact me and I will assist you as soon as possible! Thank you!!