Printed on premium, smooth, heavy cardstock. Blank inside for your personal message. Includes an extra thick envelope in case you want to mail your card. Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% Satisfaction guarantee. Card measures 5 x 7 inches folded.

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DISCOUNTS: ✔ 3 Cards for $13! ✔ 6 for $26 ✔ 9 for $39 or ✔ 15 for $65 Enter the following corresponding codes at checkout: 3FOR13 - 6FOR26 - 9FOR39 - 15FOR65 ~OUTSIDE: "i heard old people like getting cards." INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING ✔ Any order of 5 or less cards DOES NOT come with a USPS tracking number unless you choose to pay for upgraded shipping at checkout ($3.50 first class or $8 for priority). With the free shipping, they are shipped similar to a letter with a stamp, and although Etsy will call it a tracking number it is RARELY accurate and not at all reliable. It will often times say delivered but that doesn't mean it is delivered to you, and other times it will say pre-transit even though it was mailed days ago. So if you prefer to be able to track your card please opt to pay the additional shipping option at checkout. ✔ CANADA FRIENDS: Cards are always shipped USPS First Class International, for a rate of $9.50. This is whether you have 1 card or 20 cards. As you may know, this shipping can be pretty slow, so please be patient and take that into account when ordering! All Canada orders come with tracking. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ ✔Each card is designed, printed, folded and sent with love from the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota! follow me on instagram! : www.instagram.com/quirkycardcompany follow me on facebook! : www.facebook.com/quirkycardcompany THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER. GRANNY WOULD BE PROUD :) ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print: Heya! - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar. ✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me (within 60 days). I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn’t. ✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I will resend to the correct address for a $1 fee to cover mailing supplies and postage. ✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since they are not insured with USPS, Please let me know and I will direct you how to open a case with Etsy’s purchase protection program for damaged items. Be sure to take pictures.

Normally, when you send greeting cards to friends or loved ones, you wish them something nice and sweet whether you really mean it or not. Paul Gandhi, on the other hand, would rather be honest. Brutally honest.

PRICES MAY VARY. 🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - Birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! They are also the best time to embrace your sense of humour with some witty banter or a sarcastic joke…. And this card is guaranteed to put a smile on your loved ones face! 💯 GOOD QUALITY - made and printed in the UK on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Cute and Quirky design. Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with eco friendly and sustainable materials 🌳🌳 ✉️ BLANK INSIDE - for your own message, we include a witty tip sheet to help you write something nice! 🎉 💌 SIZE – This celebration card is 5.7 x 5.7 inches and comes with a 5.9 x 5.9 inch envelope in a sealed poly bag 💌 🤘🤞 COMES WITH FUN STICKERS – to make your message even more pretty and personal! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card. Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! 👀 Central 23 make celebration greeting cards that are cute, funny and perfect to wish a happy birthday to friends and family. Whether you are celebrating a milestone birthday with your son or daughter, or wanting to make your brother or sister laugh with a cheeky bday gift, you have come to the right place! For those with a special someone in their lives, we have the best cards for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, fiance, partner or loved one. Mom, Dad, Grandma or Grandpa, you will find unique ideas and cards for older children or younger kids turning 1 right through to 90! If you feel over the hill, want a pet cat or dog gag, an inappropriate joke for your mother or a present for your father - Central 23 has all you need! Guys and girls, women and men, our cards will become a table centerpiece, so send a friend a surprise in the post with one of our greeting cards!

4" x 6" cards for every occasion. Digitally printed on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Comes with a kraft envelope. Additional sizes are available. Everyone Gets To Be Young Once Your Turn Is Over Old People Birthday Funny Sarcastic Saying

The nerve. This funny birthday card is professionally printed on high quality cardstock and comes with a fabulous kraft brown envelope. It is cut, folded and carefully packaged in-house. PRODUCT DETAILS: 4.25 x 5.5 Inches Printed in Canada on high quality FSC certified cardstock sourced from Canada / USA Includes envelope Blank inside so you can write your own message :) SHIPPING: Your card and envelope will be shipped in a rigid mailer to ensure that they arrive at your door in perfect condition. Your order will be processed and shipped within 1 business day. Approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) are as follows: Canada: 3 - 7 business days United States: 4 - 10 business days International: 2 - 4 weeks If you need the card by a certain date, please reach out to us and we will arrange to get the card to you via rush delivery. Extra shipping charges may apply. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check out our complete card collection here for all your greeting card needs: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/TopHatAndMonocle Be sure to favorite our shop to stay informed about our new listings and special offers. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to reach out to us, we would be happy to help! :) We are also happy to fulfill wholesale orders for retail establishments. Thanks so much for visiting our shop!

The cover of this card features the words "I dislike you the least". The inside of the card is blank, so you can write your own message. DETAILS: - Size: A6 | 105 x 148 mm when folded - Blank inside for your message - Printed on 280 GSM paper - Envelope included - You can choose different envelope options Every card is packed carefully in a cellophane sleeve for protection and shipped in rigid kraft cardboard mailers. *Colours may vary slightly. SHIPPING: Orders within Germany are shipped with Deutsche Post and have basic tracking. International orders are usually shipped without a tracking number. Please get in touch with me if you'd like to order internationally and with a tracking number. Please note that I am not responsible for any customs fees or taxes that may apply to international orders. If your order got lost or arrived damaged, contact me, and I will do my best to assist you and find a solution. If you have any questions or special requests, please don't hesitate to reach out. We would be happy to hear from you! Be sure to check out our shop for our latest designs: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Graphicute

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Game Type: Poker Customize a set of playing cards with your photos, text, or designs for a unique birthday gift, wedding favor, or to stylize your home poker tournament as a cut above the rest. Easy to shuffle, smooth card stock. Dimensions: 2.5" x 3.5"; poker size playing cards. 52 playing cards and 2 Jokers per deck. Cards come in a simple & elegant custom Zazzle cardboard box. Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customizable design area measures 2.47" x 3.47". For best results please add 1/8" bleed.

Text reads: Look, I'm not saying that you're old, but if you were milk, I'd sniff you first... This is a paper cut card measuring 5" square. It is cut in an 65lb acid and lignin free cardstock. Shown here in a shimmering Silver card. **** colour option refers to the colour of the liner card - the main card will always be silver**** The liner is attached to the main card with a single strip of double sided tape, so strong that it is impossible to remove without destroying the card! Each card is handmade and assembled in my smoke free home studio in Nova Scotia Canada, I have two cats and two dogs and strive to ensure that they are kept out of my studio. This card comes with: a neutral coloured envelope a clear bag to keep it in a pristine condition. Shipping is via Canadapost, tracking is not included with the shipping price© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved Wholesale prices are available, please contact me for details

Vintage humor is the perfect marriage of retro images along with snarky, sarcastic commentary that is sure to make you laugh.

Bluntcard is a branded style of image and humor style that is often truthful, abrupt, and can be insensitive. You can share them online or order a real one.

Here is a list of 150+ Funniest Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings. Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings “What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.” “My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.” “Let’s share… You’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.” “Fighting with me is like being in the special Olympics. […]

Vintage humor is the perfect marriage of retro images along with snarky, sarcastic commentary that is sure to make you laugh.

A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper Category: Funny Birthday Card Card Text: I can't wait to argue with you about what to eat for dinner. FOREVER.

The interior of this Nobleworks birthday card design reads: Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday. The card measures 4.6x6.75 inches and is printed on recycled heavy cardstock. Includes 1 card and 1 envelope. The card has the following special features: recycled paper, full color interior. From the Talk Bubbles line of cards. Printed on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

Sold by  Create your own from scratch  Size: Standard, 5" x 7" Wishing everyone a season of gladness, a season of cheer, and to top it all off, a wonderful year. Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost Paper Type: Semi-Gloss Our most versatile and economical paper, Standard Semi-Gloss produces crisp, vibrant images with exceptional color and detail—a solid choice for all your printing needs. 12.5 pt thickness / 110 lb weight Bright white, semi-gloss finish 50% recycled content Paper imported from Italy; printed in the USA

At Least You Don't Have to Worry About Dying Young, 5x7 Card, Funny Bday Card, Sarcastic Birthday Greeting Card, Rude Card, Over the Hill A7 / 5x7" Greeting card with envelope. MATERIAL & PACKAGING - Printed on heavyweight, premium cardstock. - Card measures 5" x 7" inches folded (A7) - Blank inside for your personal message. - Includes a 5.25" x 7.25" inch A7 envelope for your card. - Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve. - Ships free in a sturdy, rigid envelope SHIPPING - All items are shipped via USPS First Class mail. All designs are © Culver and Cambridge. Personal use only. Commercial resale and distribution, in whole or in part, are strictly prohibited.

Swipe left! Or is it right? This snarky birthday card is sure to make them laugh. “Birthdays come and go. Just like a Tinder date.” The perfect inappropriate card for an inappropriate friend. (B211) Blank Inside 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2) Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock Envelope Included Choose Any 5 Cards (Buy 4, Get 1 Free) Each Smirkantile Greeting Card is made to order just for you. Cards Ship 3-5 Business Days after order is placed.

Vintage humor is the perfect marriage of retro images along with snarky, sarcastic commentary that is sure to make you laugh.

Sold by  Create your own from scratch  Size: Standard, 3.5" x 2.0" When it comes to your business, don't wait for opportunity, create it! Make a lasting impression with quality cards that WOW. Dimensions: 3.5" x 2.0" Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost 100% satisfaction guarantee Paper: Standard Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA

This funny greeting card makes the perfect card for a birthday or any celebration. -Standard 5"x7" greeting card with envelope. -This is a physical product, not a digital download. -Inside of card is blank. -Professional printed card on professional 111# matte card stock

The Holidays are coming, give them the gift that keeps on giving...humor! What better way to brighten someone's day than by giving them a funny, yet meaningful card! We understand that giving quality gifts is important and that's why we use quality 110lb matte Cardstock for all our cards. This funny card is sure to bring some fun and lightheartedness to any occasion, blank inside with plenty of room for you to add your own personalized message. Cheers to making someone smile with a little wit and humor!

Sometimes it's hard to find the right greeting card for somebody, especially if you're looking for one that's both funny and meaningful. The funny ones often suck and the heartfelt ones are often too mushy, but luckily for us there's an awesome alternative thanks to these humorously offensive yet equally sweet greetings cards, available on Etsy.

Our good as gold cards are printed on thick, snow white cardstock. All of our notecard sets are made of recycled material (not papyrus, naturally). Our print on demand technology further reduces paper waste and environmental impact. With THOUSANDS of designs and occasions to choose from, you're sure to find the perfect card for every occasion!\n\nThe high gloss cover photo pops with quality and color, while the inside is matte, creating a smooth writing surface for your heartfelt, joyful all-occasion notes. This year, reach friends, family, and coworkers living near or far, as every greeting card ships with a mailing envelope. \n\nBulk notecard assortments and sets arrive in a reusable box. All boxed notecard sets are easily stored in a work office desk, ready to customize for your next life occasion. This year, leave a big impression on your recipient, no matter the occasion. \n\nNobleWorks, and The Best Card Company, have beautiful designs and funny greetings waiting for you!\n\nORDER NOW!

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You can cross 'dying young' off your list of stuff to worry about, funny vintage printable birthday card, with sarcastic woman winking, digital design, and instant download. Great birthday card for husband, wife, brother, sister, mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, and friends. Please note, this listing is for an instant download, no print will be mailed. After check out you will receive 3 digital files: ~1 PDF ~1 JPEG ~1 PNG Just 3 Easy Steps: 1. Print 2. Cut 3. Fold The Greeting Card Size is 5x7. Please cut on the dotted lines and then fold down the middle. Print quality will depend on the type of printer and paper used. Printed colors may vary due to differences in monitor and printer calibrations. This card is blank inside for you to write your own personal message. Print as many times as you want for personal use. This purchase is strictly for non-commercial, personal use only. You may not resell, reproduce, distribute by electronic means or profit in any way from the design. Every printable purchase is non-refundable, as there is no way for me to tell whether you have printed the design. Thank you for stopping by! Have A Fantastic Day, FFKs

We all need a little laughter mixed in with encouragement sometimes. This sarcastic greeting card does just that! This funny card can be used for anyone going through a rough time, whether they are sick in the hospital, recovering from an illness or surgery or dealing with loss or a divorce. Or heck...it's great to send it just because! A personal note can go a long way in these digital times. And when it's a tiny little surprise hidden in an envelope inside their mailbox, it can truly be the light they need on a gloomy day! All cards are designed, printed, cut, folded, packaged, and shipped by my two hands! Thanks for supporting this Mama Owned shop! DETAILS ON YOUR PAPER HUG: 4.25” x 5.50” (standard size A2) Blank inside for your own personal message (or request a printed message) Includes envelope Made using quality 110lb cardstock Printed using high quality genuine long lasting ink SHIPPING INFO FOR YOUR PAPER HUG: Single cards are shipped within 1-3 business days (unless communicated otherwise) Multiple cards are shipped within 3-5 business days (unless communicated otherwise) Packaged in a clear plastic sleeve for protection Shipping includes tracking information (US only) Items are shipped from a smoke free/pet free home. LOOKING FOR SOME MORE INFORMATION: Each item is individually designed, created, and assembled by my hands. Due to the handmade nature of the items, slight variations may occur. You will always receive high quality and professional work when you purchase from me. I always welcome custom orders! If you don’t see something you are looking for, please do not hesitate to contact me. Response is usually quick. I can create one-of-a kind cards and prints for you in a variety of color combos and for a variety of occasions! I feel confident that I can come up with something perfect just for you! Personalizing is my specialty! Please join my FB VIP Group for exclusive offers, discounts, and more! http://bit.ly/paperhugsvip FOLLOW me on your choice of SOCIAL MEDIA for fun & updates! //Instagram: instagram.com/personalpaperhugs //Pinterest: pinterest.com/personalpaperhugs //Facebook: facebook.com/personalpaperhugs

Everyone Has a Path in Life; Yours Just Happens to be a Psychopath; Funny, Sarcastic Card; Snarky Text Card; Funny Quotes PRODUCT DETAILS: This is an A-2 card (4.25" x 5.5"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. cover stock. It comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve. It's blank inside, and it's shipped in a 5" x 7" envelope with a cardstock insert so it won't bend. SHIPPING DETAILS: This card ships in 1-4 business days. Cards are shipped USPS First Class mail and do not come with tracking. Average USPS delivery times are 3-5 days but delivery can sometimes take as long as 7 days. PLEASE NOTE: A tracking # is included, however USPS has not been scanning first class mail. The tracking often indicates a label has been created and nothing after that, or it might say that the order has been delivered but it hasn't been received yet. In most cases your order will be delivered within 3-7 days regardless.

*** PLEASE NOTE ROYAL MAIL WORKERS WILL BE STRIKING ON 26TH AUGUST, 31ST AUGUST, 8TH SEPTEMBER AND 9TH SEPTEMBER. THIS MEANS THERE WILL BE DELAYS IN RECEIVING YOUR ITEM. PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION BEFORE ORDERING *** Funny Cancelled Plans Birthday Card! - Our cards are printed on high quality 6x4 280gsm Gloss coated card - All cards are sent via Royal Mail in cellophane and hard backed envelope - Please allow a processing time of 24-48hours for your order to be dispatched - Please feel free to message us with any questions you may have Returns Policy If you are not happy with your item for any reason, please contact us and we will try our best to rectify the issue. Please note, The prints are sold as seen advertised. If you have bought an item and unfortunately it is damaged, we will require photographs in order to take this up with Royal Mail and rectify the issue with yourselves. We do pride ourselves on ensuring your order gets there safely.

Sold by  Create your own from scratch  Size: Small, 4" x 5.6" Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 4" x 5.6" (portrait); 5.6" x 4" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA