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A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all …
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Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the reporter asked. #funny, #joke, #humor
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun.“I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00,” he says.
A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded. "Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." "But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." If this made you laugh, please share it with your family and friends :)
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Age is just a number, but those jokes can sting! Our guide to comebacks for old-age jokes equips you with clever retorts to shut down humor.
Welcome to the joyride of laughter and endless fun, as we delve into the wacky world of senior puns, old age jokes, and senior citizen one-liners! Perfect for sharing a chuckle with your grandparents, or huddled together with your friends for more knee-slapping entertainment – this blog post will have kids, teens, and even adults roaring with laughter
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting oldThe first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Welcome to the joyride of laughter and endless fun, as we delve into the wacky world of senior puns, old age jokes, and senior citizen one-liners! Perfect for sharing a chuckle with your grandparents, or huddled together with your friends for more knee-slapping entertainment – this blog post will have kids, teens, and even adults roaring with laughter
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Read the best old people jokes to make you chuckle for years. Take the edge off aging and be light with your attitude through humor.
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 storeas they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”The seco.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words
Welcome to the joyride of laughter and endless fun, as we delve into the wacky world of senior puns, old age jokes, and senior citizen one-liners! Perfect for sharing a chuckle with your grandparents, or huddled together with your friends for more knee-slapping entertainment – this blog post will have kids, teens, and even adults roaring with laughter
Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...
An old couple lies in bed. "Honey, what would you do if we were young again?" the lady asks.
Are you turning 70? Do you know anyone who will turn 70 soon? These turning 70 jokes are so good, you'll be laughing all day! Check it out!
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day.One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours...
Tom was in his early 50s, retired and started a second career.However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on timeEvery day he was five, ten or fifteen minutes late. #funny, #joke, #humor
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
Two Old Friends Playing Golf. – Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole
Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...
Funny Jokes Clean: list of funniest short clean jokes for kids, adults, family & friends that you can share to anyone to make them laugh
A priest is driving his car down a sunny country road when he sees a nun waiting at a bus stop. He pulls over and offers her a lift. The young nun thanks him, puts her luggage in the trunk, and sits down in the passenger seat next to the priest. As they set off, the nun shifts to fasten...
A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and […]
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him.They make fun of him for being old, and then one of them stubs his cigarette into the truck driver's food... #funny, #joke, #humor
'Ever wondered how bartenders keep the spirits high while mixing drinks? Well, it turns out there's a secret ingredient they don't often share. So, what's the secret to Mixology Humor and Bartender Jokes, you ask? Let's pour ourselves a laugh and find out!'
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Here are 5 funny short stories for seniors that should raise a smile or two. They all made me laugh and I hope they brighten your day too.
A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane. He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away. As he...
Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen. I'm the life of the party until 8 p.m. but I'm having the time of my life.
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.
Once upon a time in the quaint little town of Harmonyville, there lived a lovely senior couple named Harold and Edna. They had been married
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor
Here are some more funny jokes to share. Thank you Gwyneth!
Graduation is, supposedly, the happiest day of your life so far - you are finally FREE. However, soon it dawns on you that this newly gained freedom isn't exactly a glorious feeling; for now, you are even more confused and lost than before. And that, younglings, is the price you pay for being an adult capable of enjoying your freedoms. But, worry not, you get used to this feeling, so for now, let's just maybe enjoy the last day of your twelve-year sentence. Now it is time to leave your mark for generations to come in your grade's graduation album, something very profound to be remembered by. A smart quote peppered with top-notch humor and a bit of your own soul shining through. Something perhaps out of the repertoire of Dory the fish from Finding Nemo, or even better - a SpongeBob quote should bear the exact right amount of importance to make that everlasting mark of yours. We understand that you are too weary of doing research of your own for that golden quote, so, just like a good friend would, we are offering you a helping hand with our list of funny senior quotes for you to choose from!
An Elderly Man Decides To Join A Senior Dating Site. –
