“I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours...
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. “Oh, no!” she suddenly exclaimed. “Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He’ll be so annoyed if it’s not ready on time.” When she got home, she opened a can of cat food, stirred in...
The wife bought a new see through nighty,
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He...
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker: She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says. “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred euros. Any questions and I’ll be parked around the corner.”...
Standup comic Gina Brillon stole the show at America’s Got Talent with a hilarious routine about kids being unintentionally insulting in their honesty and how her one-year-old is almost there. She had the judges in splits when she talked about how adults can be equally insulting without knowing it. She might have even “lost a
One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion! “Quick, darling,” the wife...
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and sa...
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A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a ...
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The wife bought a new see through nighty,
A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long:The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife.She sat beside him and a.. #funny, #joke, #humor
In Britain, one hard-working mom has made a one of a kind song that is so honest and relatable that you can’t help but laugh as soon as you hear it. Siobhan Phillips is from Yorkshire, in the UK. She appeared on Britain’s Got Talent recently to perform for the judges and TV viewers. After
Standup comic Gina Brillon stole the show at America’s Got Talent with a hilarious routine about kids being unintentionally insulting in their honesty and how her one-year-old is almost there. She had the judges in splits when she talked about how adults can be equally insulting without knowing it. She might have even “lost a
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A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.
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April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing.
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An old physician, Dr. Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
“Did ya hear I got married?” “Oh, that’s good.” “No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! She’s rich.” “Oh, that’s good!” “No, that’s bad! She won’t give me...
Standup comic Gina Brillon stole the show at America’s Got Talent with a hilarious routine about kids being unintentionally insulting in their honesty and how her one-year-old is almost there. She had the judges in splits when she talked about how adults can be equally insulting without knowing it. She might have even “lost a
Helen Hunt's bad plastic surgery began to precede her after fans noticed that her face looked unnatural in World on Fire. It started after the I See You star had an accident and only intensified with time. What did she do to her face? What happened? Fans speculate that Helen Hunt got several cosmetic surgery procedures such as Botox, fillers, a facelift, a neck lift, and an eyelid lift after examining her before and after pictures. She looked as unnatural and weird in I See You as she did in World on Fire. People say Helen Hunt's facelift is an accident in itself. That's how bad her plastic surgery is.
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ”Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re...
A blonde is swimming in a river.
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
Sarah's discovery of the peculiar names on her husband Mark's phone stirred a cocktail of emotions within her – a blend of curiosity, confusion, and a tinge of anger
A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.