One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...
Little Tommy was doing very poorly in mathHis parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers — in short, everything they could think of.Finally in a last .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a […] More
A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday
A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights.In the evening he goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner.As he sits there sipping his.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babiesA nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.”“That's odd,” a.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting oldThe first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...
This blog post is all about dark-humor jokes. Let's start this post with a huge disclaimer. These are JOKES. It is not our intention to offend anyone. Please take these jokes lightly as they are
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store.Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing depa.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Little Johnny Gets Caught Playing Doctor. – Little Johnny gets caught playing doctor with the neighbour girl. Dad
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” […]
If you're ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story!A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriendsJust before she leaves, she assures h.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family. This story is a hilarious example of just that. An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and...
The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.” “Pet fish?!” “Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a...
Here are 5 short jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. They'll brighten your day, for sure. Enjoy them all.
These short jokes are perfect for when you need a fast, funny quip
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”“Yes, Father, it is.”“And who was the girl you were with?” #funny, #joke, #humor
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’ ...
Two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to […] More
When a Guy and his GF checked into a Hotel
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses. The next morning they went to the...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: […]
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
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A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacherThe .. #funny, #joke, #humor
When God created the donkey, he said: “As a donkey, you’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry on your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have low…
Short people may not be able to reach anything on the top shelf, but at least there's no height requirement for laughing at these hilarious memes. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. ...
Short people may not be able to reach anything on the top shelf, but at least there's no height requirement for laughing at these hilarious memes. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. ...
“My goodness, Mary!” he says. “How have you been?” “Oh, could be better,” she says. “My husband Robert and I have been trying to have children for fifteen years, but we are barren.” “I’m so sorry,” says the priest. “I’m on a pilgrimage to Rome, and I promise to light a candle for you in...
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one […]
A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted […]
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player.
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinnedI have been with a loose girl.”The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?” #funny, #joke, #humor
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They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out, “Father, Father I’m cold!” So the...
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they […]
