Fuck you, subversive mini cross stitch pattern PDF for instant download Sassy mini bird - cross stitch design for a funny adult gift Easy cross-stitch chart for creating original decor or stitched gift ♥ Size: 14 Count, 63w X 94h S, 5" X 7" (10w X 19h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 6 DMC colors ♥ Skill level - beginners YOUR ORDER INCLUDES 2 PDFs with the high-quality symbol chart (PATTERN KEEPER & Markup R-XP compatibility): Color symbol chart with color symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage Black and white symbol chart with symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage + All charts in JPEG format (zip archive) *** Use coupon BOGODEAL to get 50% off when buying two or more patterns. Please note that discounts from different promotions are not combined. ***This Listing is a charted cross-stitch pattern. The digital PDF file is instantly available for download following purchase. The finished cross stitch shown in the photos is for demonstration purposes only*** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You might also like: ♥ Others cross stitch patterns: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrossStitchWithArt • ABOUT INSTANT DOWNLOAD. Downloads are available once your payment is confirmed. If you paid with PayPal or a credit card on Etsy, confirmation might take a few minutes. If you have an Etsy account, after your purchase, you’ll see a View your files link, which goes to the Downloads page. Here, you can download all the files associated with your order. Also, you can find your orders by the link: https://www.etsy.com/your/purchases. If you checked out as a guest, you'd find a link to download your purchase in the receipt email sent to you after purchase. More info by the link https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949. To open PDF files, you will need Adobe Reader, a link for free download: https://acrobat.adobe.com/us/en/acrobat/pdf-reader.html. All patterns created by me are copyrighted and are for personal use only! Not allowed sales patterns. I am not responsible for any sales elsewhere. Due to their nature as electronic files, PDF patterns cannot be returned. But please feel free to convo me if you have any questions about this pattern. have a good x stitching! *** © Cross Stitch With Art, 2023

Funny sarcastic quote decor - Snarky cross stitch pattern PDF for instant download The path to inner peace begins with these four words not my fucking problem With nice lovely flowers and monstera leaves cross stitch frame ;) Easy cross stitch chart for creating original wall decor or adult gift ♥ Size: 117w X 153h sts, 14 ct, 8 1/3" X 11" (21w X 28h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 12 DMC colors YOUR ORDER INCLUDEs 3 PDFs with the high-quality symbol chart (PATTERN KEEPER compatibility): Color symbol chart in two sizes: - a single page for comfortably using from a tablet or mobile - 4 separated pages ready to print with color symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage Black and white symbol chart in 4 separated pages ready to print with symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage + All charts in JPEG format (zip archive) *** Use coupon BOGODEAL to get 50% off when buying 2 or more patterns. Please note that discounts from different promotions are not combined ***This Listing is a charted cross stitch pattern. The digital PDF file is instantly available for download following purchase. The finished cross stitch shown in the photos is for demonstration purposes only*** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You might also like: ♥ Subversive Cross Stitch patterns: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrossStitchWithArt?section_id=22292505 ♥ Others cross stitch patterns: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrossStitchWithArt • ABOUT INSTANT DOWNLOAD. Downloads are available once your payment is confirmed. If you paid with PayPal or a credit card on Etsy, confirmation might take a few minutes If you have an Etsy account, after your purchase you’ll see a View your files link which goes to the Downloads page. Here, you can download all the files associated with your order. If you checked out as a guest, you'll find a link to download your purchase in the receipt email that was sent to you after purchase. More info by the link https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949 All patterns created by me are copyrighted and are for personal use only! Not allowed sales patterns. I am not responsible for any sales elsewhere Due to their nature as electronic files, PDF patterns cannot be returned. But please feel free to convo me if you have any questions about this pattern In order to open PDF files, you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: https://acrobat.adobe.com/us/en/acrobat/pdf-reader.html have a good x stitching! ***

Do you sparkle? Embrace your personality and advertise to all by making this for yourself or as a gift to someone who is a majestic sparkly unique unicorn of some sort. Comes with beautiful pretty unicorn so you can tell children who can't read that it says something magical. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 7x9 and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame or a larger frame with a matte. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

I'm sorry if I offended you. Or maybe I'm not. This sarcastic snarky sampler looks like one thing from a distance, but up close it tells you how it really feels. This piece features a floral motif along with an arrow.. This pattern is FREE to Snarky Crafter VIPs. (See listing photo for details) PATTERN INFORMATION Finished Size (as charted): 100 x 115 stitches 7-1/8” x 8-1/4” on 14 ct 5-1/2” x 6-3/8“ on 18ct 4-1/2” x 5-1/4” on 22ct Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: 8 color DMC Types of stitches: Cross Stitch/Backstitch and French knots Skill Level: Easy/Beginner You receive a PDF pattern containing two single page versions: One in full color and one featuring black and white symbols along with a cover page featuring the DMC floss color key and size guide. This is a DIGITAL copy of this pattern. You will not receive any physical products. COPYRIGHT Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

Oh hell no! Admit it, you read this in a sassy voice in your head! This is a very quick and easy modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 100x100 stitches which is about 7x7 inche sand will look awesome in a 7 inch hoop or an 8x10 frame or a larger frame with a matte. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching TV, but you know what I mean.

Snarky - Adult cross stitch pattern PDF for instant download • DMC colors: 1 • Size: 126w × 134h stitches • Aida 14 count, 9 inches (22.9cm) x 9-1/2 inches (24.3cm) • Aida 16 count, 7-3/4 inches (20cm) x 8-1/2 inches (21.3cm) • Aida 18 count, 7 inches (17.8cm) x 7-1/2 inches (18.9cm) • Aida 20 count, 6-1/4 inches (16cm) x 6-3/4 inches (17cm) YOUR ORDER INCLUDES 3 PDFs Color symbol chart in two sizes: - color chart in a single page for comfortably using from tablet or mobile - color, symbol and color+symbol chart on several pages ready to print with color symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage - chart for Pattern Keeper This Listing is a charted cross stitch pattern. The digital PDF file is instantly available for download following purchase. The finished cross stitch shown in the photos is for demonstration purposes only ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You might also ♥ Others cross stitch patterns: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrossStitchTraveler Special Promo Get -50% when you buy 6 patterns. Your discount applied by checkout. Please note that discounts from different promotions are not combined. • ABOUT INSTANT DOWNLOAD. Downloads are available once your payment is confirmed. All patterns created by me are copyrighted and are for personal use only! Not allowed sales patterns. I am not responsible for any sales elsewhere Due to their nature as electronic files, PDF patterns cannot be returned. But please feel free to convo me if you have any questions about this pattern

Sometimes you have to be nice, even when you are dealing with assholes.. and this stitch is for you.. As you grin and smile and say "have a nice day" you are thinking in the back of your head.. "FUCKER!" You can stitch it.. since you can't say it out loud. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 100 W x 100 H Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: DMC (1 colors) Size: approx 7x7 inch (14 ct) or 5x.5 inch (18ct) Types of stitches: Back Stitch Only Skill Level: Easy/Beginner You receive a printable PDF document containing pattern info in two sizes for ease of printing. Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. COPYRIGHT Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - WTF Funny and colourful, with bright happy colours. This little piece is quirky and understated. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 110 by 140 stitches and will run about 8 x 10 inches and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and crate a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching TV, but you know what I mean.

So much fun! For yourself, for your bestie, for whoever! This is a fun easy pattern. You can change the colours of the flowers to suit whatever the decor. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 112x149 stitches will run about 8x10 and would look great in an 8x10 frame, or larger with a matte. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

What is the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club: Nobody talks about.. oh wait. No. You know what. Nevermind. It's fine. The perfect snarky cross stitch pattern for anyone who doesn't tell you how they really feel.. at least not directly. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. This pattern is free with your membership in the Snarky Crafter VIP club. See product images for details. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches (stitched area only): 111x103 stitches Finished Size: 7-7/8 x 7-3/8” on 14 ct 6-1/8” x 5-3/4“ on 18ct 5“ x 4-5/8”” on 22ct Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: 8 Colors (DMC) Types of stitches: Cross Stitch Only Skill Level: Easy/Beginner You receive a PDF document containing two versions of this pattern. One in full color and one featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) both featuring the DMC floss color key and a cover page featuring a photo of the completed project example. (5 pages total) Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. COPYRIGHT Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

Plain, classic, funny and simple. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 100x100 stitches square and will run about 7x7 and will look awesome in a 8x10 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

Snarky/Subversive counted cross stitch PDF instant download! "Espresso doesn't apologize for its bitterness and neither should you" This patterns is for 14 count aida fabric. Design area is 6.50" by 8.07". 91x113 stitches. Instant download includes a black and white pdf pattern with suggested DMC brand floss colors and a color image for reference.

3 things I wish.... a... bitch...would This is a fun pattern running 112x112 and will work well in an 8 inch hoop or and 8x10 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

I've Tried to Stop Swearing but I cunt This is a quick and easy little piece that will definitely get a chuckle or 2, no matter where you put it. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 100x120 stitches will run about 7.5 x 8.5 and would look great in an 8x10 frame, or larger with a matte. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

Fun quick little pattern. This is an easy straight forward pattern that would work well if you are just starting out, or a break for the more experienced stitcher if a large project is driving you bonkers. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 7x7 and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame with a matte.. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

Hell in a Handbasket Modern Cross Stitch for the Snarky Adult Pattern ONLY Grid Size: 70W x 65H Design Area: 5.00" x 4.57" (70 x 64 stitches) NEW!!! KITS AVAILABLE! -----> https://www.etsy.com/listing/808408557/hell-in-a-handbasket-modern-cross-stitch?ref=shop_home_active_1 Please do not use PDF or printed version of my patterns for reselling. Cross Stitch Patterns are for personal use only. Do not copy. Patterns are copyright protected and may not be redistributed, reproduced, sold, or shared in any manner. Copyright infringement is a crime. I do not mind the selling of a FINISHED cross stitch. But please give credit to where the pattern originated. If you’d like to chat, send me a message! All patterns are delivered as an instant download after purchase. Please understand that you are buying a digital pattern. This is a not finished project. Finished Stitch Picture Credit goes to Stephanie Damare Mccune! Thanks so much!

I do my own stunts funny, snarky quote cross stitch pattern. You will receive the following: - A color picture of the design. - A one page color chart with symbols for easy viewing from a tablet or phone. - A multiple page color chart with symbols for printing. - A multiple page black and white chart with symbols for printing. - All PDFs include a floss legend for the DMC embroidery floss used in the design. Fabric: 14 count aida, white (or your preference) Grid Size: 126W x 108H stitches Design Area: 8.29" x 7.00" (116 x 98 stitches) Colors used: 10 DMC Real color of the DMC thread may look slightly different from the picture you see on your screen. If you need a very specific color palette, please check your DMC colors before beginning to stitch. After the payment successfully processes, you will receive an automatic email notification letting you know the files are ready on the Downloads page. Please note this is a PDF pattern only. You can print it, use it from your computer, or from a phone/tablet. No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in this listing. In order to open these PDF files you will need Adobe Reader, or another PDF reader, which can be downloaded here for free: www.adobe.com/products/reader This pattern is for personal use only – not for commercial use. Please follow me on instagram @stitchriotdesigns © Stitch Riot Designs 2023

Believe in yourself. Cute, and easy this is a nice motivational pattern that uses very few colours, and would be good for beginners. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It runs 120x140 stitches and is about 8x10 inches finished and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame with a matte. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and crate a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

Perfect teacher gift! For the end of the year, for new graduates, this is soooo much better than the apple themed gifts all the other kids are getting the teacher. The teacher will love your child more with this gift, and probably give them better grades! If you don't like the top, you can also just stitch the educational rockstar part of it and it will look awesome! Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 120x120 stitches will run about 8x8and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

Funny cross stitch pattern "You're not the fuckface whisperer". Rude cross stitch. Mature cross stitch pattern". Subversive cross stitch. Snarky cross stitch pattern. Sarcastic cross stitch pattern. Funny wall decor. Funny craft gift. See OFFERS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SmileXstitch?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=984615136§ion_id=33543489 SIZE: - for 14 counts AIDA: 6,07" x 8,71" = 15.41 cm x 22.12 cm = (85 x 122 stitches) = 11" hoop - for 16 counts AIDA: 5.31" x 7.63" = 13.48 cm x 19.38 cm =(85 x 122 stitches) = 10" hoop - for 18 counts AIDA: 4.72" x 6.78" = 11.98 cm x 17.22 cm = (85 x 122 stitches) = 9" hoop THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD. PLEASE READ THE INFO. You get in your Etsy mail box: - 1 page PDF chart for easy tablet use - 1 symbols PDF chart - 1 colors and symbols PDF chart, both with with floss legend for DMC and ANCHOR thread - 2 extra jpeg images with the design to guide you Good FEEDBACK is the fuel, please remember to leave some :) ! I do make the designs, mistakes do happen, let me know and I'll correct them. Need it Personalized? Give me a shout to see if I can help. USE the COUPONS FOLLOW me on Facebook for more discounts, freebies and giveaways MORE PATTERNS TO COME!... MORE COUPONS TO COME!... The pattern comes as a PDF file that you can download immediately after purchase. In addition the PDF files are available in you Etsy account, under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been cleared. This listing is neither a completed cross-stitching nor a kit. Materials are not included! The pattern comes with a full color block chart and a Black and White symbol chart. The PDF pattern is delivered electronically via email. In order to open these files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: http://get.adobe.com/reader. If you have any questions, just ask

Does this Smell Like Chloroform? Tea Towel Modern Cross Stitch for the Snarky Adult Pattern ONLY Instant Download Includes: Block Image, Cross Stitch Pattern and Legend Grid Size: 100W x 30H Design Area: 6.57" x 2.07" (92 x 29 stitches) Want the kit? Get it here --> https://www.etsy.com/listing/723085130/does-this-smell-like-chloroform-tea?ref=shop_home_feat_2 Fun Fact: Chloroform was used as an anesthetic during surgery for many years before it's harmful effects on the liver and kidneys were recognized. Chloroform has been banned as a consumer product in the United States since 1976. Please do not use PDF or printed version of my patterns for reselling. Cross Stitch Patterns are for personal use only. Do not copy. Patterns are copyright protected and may not be redistributed, reproduced, sold, or shared in any manner. Copyright infringement is a crime. I do not mind the selling of a FINISHED cross stitch. But please give credit to where the pattern originated. If you’d like to chat, send me a message! All patterns are delivered as an instant download after purchase. Please understand that you are buying a digital pattern. This is a not finished project.

This is not your grandma's cross stitch, unless you're this grandma! Inappropriate counted cross stitch "if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the HOE" This is a finished, framed piece, not a pattern or kit, it is listed by Grammyscussstitch on Etsy. If you are seeing this item for sale on any other site please contact me on Etsy and do not purchase anything from the third party. 14 count Aida cloth with dmc thread. 9" hoop

This is one of those rare sayings that it wither takes you a second to get, or you don't get it at all. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 112x140 stitches will run about 8x10 inches. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching TV, but you know what I mean.

PDF PATTERN FOR DOWNLOAD ONLY. Easy beginner patter. Mothman "live laugh lurk" snarky cross stitch pattern. Perfect for a standard 5 by 7 inch frame. Pictured in frame, stitched on 14 ct Aida cloth. This is for PERSONAL USE only. The copyrighted pattern is not to be used to sell finished products or to resell the pattern.

If you laughed without opening a new browser window to look up "Bukkake" in the urban dictionary, cheers to you. If you looked it up, chuckled and came back, congratulations for not throwing up. Is this an issue in your house? Want to see just how many people actually read the art on your wall? Makes a great housewarming gift, or just to say how funny you are. As most people don't know the meaning, you can tell them it is Japanese wine or fabric softener, etc. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 96x108 stitches, which runs about 7x8 and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

Warning, this is proof i have the patience to stab something 1000 times cross stitch pattern pdf - - - - - - - - - - - - • DMC colors: 5 • Size: 135w × 107h stitches • Aida 14 count, 24.49w × 19.41h cm / 9.6w × 7.6h in • Aida 16 count, 21.43w × 16.99h cm / 8.4w × 6.7h in • Aida 18 count, 19.05w × 15.10h cm / 7.5w × 5.9h in • Aida 20 count, 17.15w × 13.59h cm / 6.8w × 5.4h in - - - - - - - - - - - - Instant download PDF of xstitch pattern: - only full cross stitches; - main picture for your reference; - full color chart with symbols; - black chart with symbols; - legend for DMC thread. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hope you found something new to add to your collection! Check out the rest of our items at: AlitonEmbroidery.etsy.com - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - COPYRIGHT Please do not use PDF or printed version of my patterns for reselling. Also the representation on any free web resource is prohibited. Please understand me as the owner. If you have something to discuss please contact me. I’m opened for dialog. PAYMENT At the moment I accept PayPal payment only. You are able to pay with your credit/debit card with PayPal also (no registering on PayPal is required). SHIPPING It is free. This is a downloading of digital file. REFUNDS AND EXCHANGES Please make sure you buy a digital pattern in PDF format. This is a not finished project. This is a pattern that shows how to make the finished project with your own hands. In case you are not happy with the pattern you get, please let me know and I will do my best to fix the problem and help.

Thou shalt not make me lose my shit cross stitch xstitch funny Insult pattern pdf Download This snarky cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 19 Size 8.2 x 4.2 in. @ 18.0 ct aida Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

Snarky cross stitch patterns bundle: 1 ) WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU GIVES YOU UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISMS AND A DARK SENSE OF HUMOR ♥ Size: 124w X 126h sts, 14 ct, 9" X 9" (24w X 24h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 9 DMC colors 2) You're doing great bitch ♥ Size: 105w X 90h sts, 14 ct, 7 1/2" X 6 1/2" (18w X 16h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 6 DMC colors 3) Try not to murder anyone today ♥ Size: 122w X 118h sts, 14 ct, 8 2/3" X 8 1/2" (21w X 20h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 6 DMC colors The Snarky cross stitch patterns, PDF instant download, easy-to-follow, sarcastic quote, adult embroidery YOUR ORDER INCLUDES for each pattern - 3 PDFs with the high-quality symbol chart (PATTERN KEEPER & Markup R-XP compatibility): Color symbol chart in two sizes: - a single page for comfortably using from a tablet or mobile - 4 separate pages ready to print with color symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage Black and white symbol chart in 4 separated pages ready to print with symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage Part of charts in zip archive. Use coupon BOGODEAL to get 50% off when buying two or more patterns. Please note that discounts from different promotions are not combined. ***This Listing is a charted cross-stitch pattern. The digital PDF file is instantly available for download following purchase. The finished cross stitch shown in the photos is for demonstration purposes only*** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You might also like: ♥ Others cross stitch patterns: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrossStitchWithArt • ABOUT INSTANT DOWNLOAD. Downloads are available once your payment is confirmed. If you paid with PayPal or a credit card on Etsy, confirmation might take a few minutes. If you have an Etsy account, after your purchase, you’ll see a View your files link, which goes to the Downloads page. Here, you can download all the files associated with your order. Also, you can find your orders by the link: https://www.etsy.com/your/purchases. If you checked out as a guest, you'd find a link to download your purchase in the receipt email sent to you after purchase. More info by the link https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949. To open PDF files, you will need Adobe Reader, a link for free download: https://acrobat.adobe.com/us/en/acrobat/pdf-reader.html. All patterns created by me are copyrighted and are for personal use only! Not allowed sales patterns. I am not responsible for any sales elsewhere. Due to their nature as electronic files, PDF patterns cannot be returned. But please feel free to convo me if you have any questions about this pattern. Have a good x stitching! *** © Cross Stitch With Art, 2023

Are you like me and your stitches slide off your needles when you set your project down? These snarky tip protectors will stay snug and prevent your stitches from coming off. They are a must have for all knitters!! (Works well for protecting the ends of smaller crochet hooks too!) Protector measures approximately 1.25" by 1". Set of 2. **Fits sizes US2/2.75mm to US13/9mm needles **Made from silicone *Please keep away from small children as they contain small pieces that might cause a choking hazard*

I was not made to be fucking subtle cross stitch pattern This snarky cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 1 Size 6.7 x 6.7 in. @ 18.0 stitch/in Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

Love starting projects but don't always follow through? You aren't the only one. Admit your finishing problem with this hilarious cross stitch pattern. It is so easy and stitches up so fast, you may actually finish it. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. Get this pattern BUNDLED with the matching Needle Minder here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/638040529/starting-projects-and-not-finishing-them Get a physical hard copy printed version of this pattern here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/624215202/paper-copy-starting-projects-not PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 70 W x 80 H Fabric: Any fabric you like (Sample shown on 14 ct Aida) Floss: DMC (4 colors) Size: approx 3x5 inch (14 ct) or 2.5x4 inch (18ct) Types of stitches: Back Stitch, Cross Stitch (no half or quarter stitches) Skill Level: Easy/Beginner You receive a printable PDF document containing a full color pattern. Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. COPYRIGHT Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.