If i like you i keep you close if not i keep you at a distance so i can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger – Artofit

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Commentary:"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals"
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