Me as a cop pulls someone over them is there a problem me i just noticed you have a dog and was wondering if i could pet him – Artofit

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Me as a cop: *pulls someone over* Them: is there a problem? Me: I just noticed you have a dog and
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I told my mom I got pregnant yesterday as an April fools joke. She flipped out until she realized I was a guy.

Things that MUST be done
Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly You can see me?

Quick Saves
fun friggin stuff....-SR
I'm a waiter and I purposely walk closer to the wrong table to see the face of sadness when the people find out it's not their food 😊

Stories
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I once pretended to be stood up at a restaurant so I could get a free meal. My waiter felt so bad that he sat down with me and paid for my meal. And that's how I met my husband.

Isla's Stuff
I dumped a guy once because my cat didn't like him. I found out he'd been cheating on me afterwards. Now all my potential BF's have to pass the cat test.

PARTYYYYY
My brother just sneezed. Instead of saying excuse me he said sorry, and than I replied you're welcome. 10/10 social skills run in the family.

Whisper confessions
My dogs name is Toby, a family just moved in next door and their sons name is Toby. They just came over and asked us to rename our dog. No.

Random stuff
I babysit 40 hours a week for a single mother who can only afford to pay me 20 dollars each shift. Little does she know I always spend it on her son.

amazing story
Whisper
Funnnnny
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