Adopt your very own! Dice Monsters are fuzzy dice-eating companions. Each adorable little monster has an appetite for about 50 dice at a time. Too much feeding makes their tummy hurt, so be sure not to feed past ‘snug’. Each Dice Monster is lovingly raised by hand at the Dice Monster Farm, where our expert caregiver ensures the qualities most desired by prospective parents shine through in the matured (well, physically, at least) Monster before allowing an adoption to take place. Just like people, each Dice Monster is unique. No two grow up to look exactly the same. Pictured above are Botch (White with Black Eyes) and Crit (Black with Red Eyes). Botch is the first of his kind! He’s the oldest of the litter and thinks he’s smarter than the rest; he likes D10s (the pink ones in particular), but isn’t picky about what he eats. Crit, Botch’s brother, is an elite gamer. Crit likes D6s and gaming late at night, though he stays away from Cheetos and Mountain Dew (they go right to his fur). His favorite game is Vampire, but he also likes some miniatures games as well. He wears a ring for each of his characters that has met its Final Death, so he never forgets them. All of the ones pictured have been adopted already, but you can get one too! Just tell me what you want, and I will go on down to the Dice Monster Farm and see who’s been born recently. ^^ Details that I will need to begin the adoption process: Body Color Eye Color ‘Mouth’ Color (Zipper Color) Ear Type and Tail Type (The last part, depending on complexity, may have an additional cost. Please send me a message so we can discuss your perfect Dice Monster!) Some of them may come with piercings, or maybe even other surprises. No parent can perfectly predict how a child will develop, after all! Luckily for you, though, these additions will come at no additional cost over the standard adoption fee. I can’t control how they might choose to express themselves, and you shouldn’t suffer for that! After you send me your adoption paperwork and the ‘processing fee’ (listed at the top of the page), expect a week delay as I comb through the Monsters to find the perfect one for you. Once I get your new Monster all ready, I will carefully bundle him up for the journey to your house. I only send these guys to addresses in the United States for now, as I am a new farmer and don’t want to upset them by sending them too far away from home until they have a chance to acclimate to the idea. Please allow up to 7-10 days for your Dice Monster to get to your door after I send you the adoption photo. Disclaimer: Dice monsters should not get wet, as they will be very upset by this. They also don’t like snacking on anything except dice, so please don’t feed them anything besides their prefered diet. If you are Local to me and we are friends, send me a message on Facebook and we can finalize your adoption in person to save on travel costs. If you have any other ideas for nifty Monsters or other projects you’d love to see, feel free to browse the rest of my shop. And if you don’t see the perfect solution for you, message me! I always love discussing new ideas and coming up with new projects. This listing is only for the dice monster. No dice will be included.
