I will type and send your anonymous letter anywhere in the world! Whether you need to say to this person, I’ll take it seriously and won’t judge or ask questions. I'll even add a wax seal if you want your recipient to experience a moment of beauty before their world comes crashing down before their very eyes. Some ideas that I personally think would be fun: - Secret admirer note/anonymous love letter - Confessions - Compliments - Pranks/revenge - Scavenger hunt clues - Letter from a Time Traveler - Finally telling your neighbor to shut up - And much more! If you're here, I'm sure you have something perfect in mind I’ll write whatever you want! With a couple stipulations: - Swear words are fair game (however I will NOT do slurs/hate speech/harassment) - I will not write threats, spam, bully, blackmail, stalk, say things that would make the recipient feel genuinely physically unsafe, or anything else that breaks the law or completely ruins someone's life out of spite. - I will not promote your business - I reserve the right to deny/refund any requests which I deem to break these baseline rules (I've found through doing this that the VAST majority of people do not even come close to breaking these rules, but I am including this disclaimer to set the tone and boundaries of this service just in case) - If you don't include a recipient address and don't respond to my messages within 2 business days of ordering, I will be forced to refund because I cannot fulfill the order. If this happens to you, no worries, feel free to place the order again as long as you include the necessary info! I try really hard to contact people who forget stuff or are unclear in their requests, but I hope you understand there's only so much I can do. I will type your letter on one of my vintage typewriters and mail it to the recipient you specify in the order notes. No return address, no worries. No packing slip or anything to indicate this was a purchased service. Your address and identity is strictly confidential and will NEVER be shared. HOWEVER, in many cases where anonymous letters are sent, the letters are not truly anonymous because the circumstances are so specific, the recipient can often narrow down who sent it. Please keep this at the forefront of your mind if you are at all worried about your safety or reputation. In most circumstances, I can type and send a letter within 24 hours, though 3 business days is my guarantee. I can even help you draft a message if you're struggling to come up with the wording. I am happy to be your liaison for all your anonymous letter needs -- it's our secret, and my pleasure. In the personalization section, please tell me: - The text of the letter or note (up to 250 words) - The recipient's address This listing includes: - 1 small page of typewritten text (up to 250 words) to whomever you desire. It will be mailed in a small envelope with typewritten address. Letter will have either a Seattle, WA or Portland, OR postmark. - Optional: red wax seal for a beautiful formal touch This listing is less expensive than my other typewritten listings because it is intended to be a speedy, cathartic experience where the message is more important than the presentation. Therefore, I can type faster, and I won't start over if I make a small mistake. If you want a custom typed order that you can display on your wall, or present as a nice thank-you gift to someone, see my other listings. For most of my listings, I will message you and make sure everything is laid out exactly as you want before I send it. With this listing, I will just take your words and type them in a way that seems logical to me. And sometimes, that's all you need! That's why I made this cheaper option. My other listings can also be sent anonymously if you'd like more creative control, just include that in your order notes and I can make it happen.