UPDATE OCTOBER 27 2020: Preorders have shipped and orders will proceed normally. Go forth and spread the good words. UPDATE SEPTEMBER 26 2020: We have, you guessed it, reordered! Please allow a couple weeks for processing. UPDATE JUNE 6 2019: We have reordered yet again! Please allow an extra week for processing. UPDATE APRIL 26 2019: New stickers have arrived! UPDATE APRIL 10 2O19: We have sold out three times, and it is time for us to print a new batch, which we are doing at this very moment. All current orders are being fulfilled. This listing is a preorder to reserve your stickers from the next batch, which we expect to arrive on roughly the 22nd of April. This does not include handling/shipping time from us to you. Thank you so much for your support and enthusiasm! GREETINGS BOINGBOINGERS. I see you have chosen the correct path: fighting back. Please use these stickers to cover your local annoyances, be it the ubiquitous and shallow "you are beautiful" campaign seen on Oprah, anything put up by nazis and other scum, and of course, evangelical littering. Consider finishing your application with a protective coat of chapstick, hair pomade, mineral oil, or any other substance that will prevent someone from stickering on top of your argument. Ganbatte. Sturdy, flexible stickers printed professionally onto UV-resistant gloss backing to endure the inevitable fury of your local contingent of liberal positivity drones. Seattle has an infestation of stickers that say "be the light." Everyone is absolutely fed up with them, their corny omnipresence, and the shallow banality they represent. Thus, we find ourselves here, with enough "shut the fuck up." stickers to shut this hippie nonsense down for good. And so can you! Stickers are 2 x 2" BUYING OPTIONS: Purchase these in a convenient set of 10, or a combo pack of 10 STFU and 10 Red Chef. SHIPPING: Please note we have a slightly longer fulfillment time than usual, due to popularity and preordering. EXPEDITED SHIPPING: If you need expedited shipping, please send us a convo after you make your order letting us know! Otherwise Etsy will not alert us that the order needs to be processed more quickly than other orders in the queue. Thank you!