Tires or testicles, if you know how to handle them, they shouldn't be too much trouble! Great for a gift for the newly married, divorced, or for the fun friend who just plain needs this in her life! Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 100x100 titches will run about 7x7 and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame, or you could frame it in a round 7 or 8 inch hoop. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.