Small wood sign with the saying: "The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run." This would make a funny gift for a friend, family member, or coworker (but be prepared to run!). Our free-standing mini wood signs are a great way to add a bit of snark to your home or office decor, and they're the perfect size for a desk, shelf, or tiered tray. 🌼 COLOUR OPTIONS (see photos for samples) Whitewash - Wood grain shows through the whitewash. Text is black. Distressed Black - See link below: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/501345652 🌼 FEATURES - Free-standing, so no need to damage your walls - Available in 2 colour options to fit into any decor - Made from salvaged construction lumber to reduce waste - Small size makes it the perfect accessory to add a touch of inspiration to your home - Over 100 pre-designed quotes to choose from 🌼 SIZE Width- 3" (7.5cm) Height- 3" (7.5cm) Thickness- 1.5" (3.5cm) 🌼 USES Place on a desk, dresser, shelf, night table, kitchen counter, side table, window sill... or wherever! Don't like it in that spot? Just pick it up and move it. 🌼 CARE -Wipe with a dry or slightly damp cloth. -Blocks are intended for indoor use. -Front of the block is sealed with a water based varnish for durability. 🌼 CUSTOM ORDERS Can't find what you're looking for? Let us design a custom block just for you! https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/562124061/custom-sign-corporate-gifts-business?ref=shop_home_feat_2&bes=1 (if the link doesn't work, we may not be accepting custom orders, but you can always message me to be put on the waiting list) 🌼 PROCESSING TIMES U.S. orders ship once a week with USPS. Orders placed by Tuesday will ship on Friday. Canadian and International orders generally ship on Wednesdays with Canada Post. Please check out our full policies here: www.etsy.com/ca/shop/DaisyThirteen?ref=hdr_shop_menu#policies 🌼 GIFTS If you mark your item as a gift, we'll "pretty it up" a little for you, free of charge. Your message to the recipient will be printed onto a notecard. 🌼CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE SNARKY QUOTES https://www.etsy.com/shop/daisythirteen/?section_id=26536263 🌼CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OF OUR BLOCKS https://www.etsy.com/shop/daisythirteen/