I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happened to be my... Your bedroom? Lucky, I slept in a dishwasher box... You had a dishwasher?! I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball bags, brownie mix and clown porn. Our women’s slim-fitting t-shirt features a classic set-in crew neck collar with tapered shoulders, and side seam stitching to ensure it keeps it’s shape wash after wash. We use an incredibly soft cotton that’s combed and ringspun. With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz, they have just the right amount of comfort and breathability. Please note: Our women’s t-shirt runs small for most people so we suggest ordering at least one size up. See our size chart for exact dimensions. If you prefer a more relaxed fit we recommend the men/unisex option.