After 15 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movieShe said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time wi.. #story, #funny
…something this girl knew all too well.One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window.“I'll give you a large b.. #funny, #joke, #humor
This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to b.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Hud was staying with his grandfather for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep i.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officerwho was also a blonde.The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. #funny, #joke, #humor
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting oldThe first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, h.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumberHe awoke before the Pearly Gates, where StPeter said, ‘You died in.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacherThe .. #funny, #joke, #humor
“Mum, am I adopted?”“No, of course not”, replied his motherWhy would you think such a thing? #funny, #joke, #humor
After 15 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.” The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 10 years, but the demands of my work and my 2 children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. “What’s wrong, are you well?”
We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?”Then .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, “Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours w.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officerwho was also a blonde.The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. #funny, #joke, #humor
day in the life of sahm, stay a home mom, motherhood, my Morning routine Breakfast Getting kids ready for school School drop-off Household chores Laundry Grocery shopping Meal preparation Playtime with kids Naptime Errands Doctor appointments Helping with homework Outdoor activities Creative activit
There was an old man who had a dream one night that he would be protected from a ravaging storm that would engulf his whole village.The next day, as expected, a terrible storm came to his re.. #story, #funny
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