Print these birthday jokes for kids to sprinkle throughout the day. Happy birthday jokes, knock, knock birthday jokes, and even birthday riddles.
Birthdays are a time of celebration, laughs, and fun. Check out the top 101 birthday jokes that are bound to get you to LOL.
A little humor gets the party started.
Birthday jokes are the perfect addition to every celebration! Whether you are turning 1 or 99 a good joke can really get the party started!
Discover the funniest birthday jokes to add laughter and joy to your special day or a loved one's celebration. Perfect for parties and cards!
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours...
There is no better way to celebrate your birthday than with laughter! Check out these 35 of the funniest and most hilarious birthday jokes that will give you a good laugh on this special occasion.
No kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
5. Cat’s birthday joke Jack: How do cats celebrate their birthdays? Alfie: How? Jack: By turning up the mewsic.
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
Check out these birthday jokes for kids. Funny birthday humor for children — great for birthday cards and parties. Get ready to laugh!
She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. ...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Start it off right by sending them hilarious cat birthday memes if a feline lover in your life is expecting a happy birthday celebration!
These fun happy birthday memes will help you tell Deborah down in HR that you know the day of the year she came to be.
next time you're planning a birthday celebration or just want to brighten someone's day, break out these Birthday Knock Knock jokes and let the laughter begin!
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
These funny corny jokes will make you laugh even on the hardest days.
A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, James!...
Get ready for sweet laughs because our kid-friendly and kid-approved birthday jokes are perfect for their special day.
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Birthday jokes are the perfect addition to every celebration! Whether you are turning 1 or 99 a good joke can really get the party started!
