After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He […]
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A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I […] More
One day a friend asked, “Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?”Fred replied, “Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
If there is one thing we will agree on is that these memes are suitable for everyone. These 61 funny clean memes are rated E for everyone.
A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman… “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?”Now the barman has seen mostly eve.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.” The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, “Yes I...
Joking and being funny are some of the traits that most of us envy when we see them in other people. However, just because you don’t find yourself funny it doesn’t mean that you are not. Having someone laugh over text by sharing jokes can be quite the challenge. Not all jokes work in writing. […]
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycleHe’s got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” #funny, #joke, #humor
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...
Dave and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dave looks over at his wife and says, “Your butt is getting really bigI bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”With tha.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk. They connect. they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found his.. #funny, #joke, #humor
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases […]
A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says “Yes” and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...
