“Very well, my child,” says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, “Tell me about your sins.” “Well, Father,” says the guy, “On Monday, I was at my girlfriend’s house, and, well… the two of us alone, the house empty… I sinned, Father.” “Don’t worry, child,” says the...

“Johnny” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a sh*t, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?” “He’s a plumber, sir,” Johnny replies with a mischievous grin. The classroom erupts into laughter, and even the teacher can’t help […]

“Johnny” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a sh*t, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?” “He’s a plumber, sir,” Johnny replies with a mischievous grin. The classroom erupts into laughter, and even the teacher can’t help […]

... but his Father explained that with the boys’ Mother just losing her job, and their £80,000 mortgage, there was no way that such a gift could be afforded. The next day, the man saw his son packing his suitcase, and said, ‘C’mon, Son, it’s not that bad, we’ll buy you the bike as soon as...

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“Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my child?” The priest asks back. “Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible.” “When did you do use this awful language?” said the priest. “I was golfing and hit an incredible...

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HIGH-QUALITY ART Our premium prints brighten any wall. They are ideal for your home, bar, kitchen, restaurant, dorm, office and, well, you name it. They look fantastic everywhere. A PERFECT GIFT Art is the perfect gift for the people you love. Gift our high-quality prints for birthdays, weddings, house warming, Christmas, anniversaries, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day and to say Thank You. EASY TO FRAME Our prints are sized for easy framing. The sizes make it easy to find a frame here on Etsy or at any craft or department store. FRAMED PRINTS & CANVASES We do sell famed prints and and canvases. If you would like your artwork to arrive framed or in a different style, please get in touch.. MUSEUM-GRADE PAPER We use archival papers from the world's leading paper mills. We typically use: Canson Infinity Platine Fibre Rag - 310gsm with a satin finish (fine art prints) Hahnemühle Photorag paper - 308g with a super matt, lightly textured surface (posters and illustrations prints) Hahnemühle Photo Luster - 260gsm with a luster surface (photographic prints) Somerset Enhanced Velvet - 330gsm with a matt finish (watercolour prints). We also have a range of three papers from Hahnemühle's Natural Line range - agave, bamboo and hemp. Please get in touch if you would like to confirm a paper choice. GENUINE ARCHIVAL INKS Our Giclée prints are made from higher quality, fade-resistant, archival, pigment-based inks. When applied to high-quality archival substrates, like, for example, the Hahnemühle cotton-based, acid free Rag papers we use, this results in an unbeatable archival lifespan of up to 200 years. WE TAKE CARE OF YOUR PRINTS We pack our prints with the utmost care. We love art. We want it to reach you in perfect condition. For prints over 420mm wide, we carefully cover your prints with tissue paper and bubble wrap, eliminating the danger of any scratches or folds. Your prints are placed into a robust cardboard tube, secured and sealed at both ends. For prints below 420mm wide, we package your print in a robust envelope. Your print is placed in group sleeves on card stiffener, fixed to the card with stickers and placed in the secure envelope. SHIPPING We carefully package multiple prints together, saving you any extra costs. Untracked shipping is free. SUSTAINABLE PACKAGING The materials we use have been carefully selected to reduce any impact on the environment while still ensuring your orders get to you in perfect condition. All packaging is a mix of being sustainably sourced, recyclable and biodegradable.

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door...