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Funny Anniversary, Valentines or Birthday Card "You'll be pleased to know I plan on continuing to annoy you for the foreseeable future" Image: Crystal ball with heart Funny card for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or secret lover. Ideal for Valentines Day, Anniversary or Birthday. Humorous and fun. Blank inside for your personal message Handmade greeting card printed on a high-quality card, complete with envelope. Content: 1 x card, 1 x envelope Size: 6 x 6 inches, 152 x 152 mm Card: White hammer finish, 300 gsm Envelope (included): 100 gsm

Sold by  Create your own from scratch  Size: 5.25" x 5.25" Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5.25" x 5.25" High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides Add personal photos and text for no additional upcharge Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA

CARD: “ARE YOU A SEA LION?? Because I sea you lion in my bed later.” A cute card to show your affection. This card will definitely get the SEAL of approval har har. MATERIAL & PACKAGING: - Printed on premium, heavy cardstock. - Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches folded (A2) - Blank inside for your personal message. - Includes a 4.25" x 5.5" inch A2 envelope for your card. - Includes an extra 5x7" envelope in case you want to mail your card. - Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve. - Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope so your card(s) arrives safe and sound:) SHIPPING: - We are dedicated to fast shipping! - All items are shipped via USPS First Class mail. - For international orders outside the US, please be aware that international shipping times vary and usually takes anywhere between 7-14 business days. Please take care to purchase your international orders well in advance. ABOUT US All of our greeting cards and stationary is designed and handmade by us in our cozy design studio in San Diego, California. Need a different quantity? Interested in wholesale? Simply send a message and we’ll be happy to work with you! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram: @yeaohgreetings Back to the main shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/YeaOhGreetings Thanks for looking! :)

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Details Funny love greeting card features an illustration of two flip-flop shoe characters paired with a punny message. Foil and glossy accents add fun shine to this cute card that's perfect for a good friend, family member or significant other.

Valentine’s day is approaching and many will turn to the boring card islands in supermarkets hopelessly searching for the one that stands out. Fortunately, Bored Panda conveniently collected a list of Valentine's day cards which let you express your love in a fun and unconventional way and without being overly romantic about it. Some of these honest love cards are cheeky, others are adorably funny but mostly they let you celebrate the little things in a relationship that matters the most.

Get a little fun and flirty with this funny card that's perfect for adding a little spice to your love life! It's perfect for any occasion and a little solid sign of affection in the form of a card can add a smile to your loved one's day. In this current world where connections are made instantly with texts and snapchats, why not mix it up with a personal handwritten note and brighten their day! All cards are designed, printed, cut, folded, and packaged by my two hands! Thanks for supporting this Mama - Owned shop! DETAILS ON YOUR PAPER HUG: 4.25” x 5.50” (standard size A2) Blank inside for your own personal message (or request a printed message) Includes envelope Made using quality 110lb cardstock Printed using high quality genuine long lasting ink SHIPPING INFO FOR YOUR PAPER HUG: Single cards are shipped within 1-3 business days (unless communicated otherwise) Multiple cards are shipped within 3-5 business days (unless communicated otherwise) Packaged in a clear plastic sleeve for protection Shipping includes tracking information (US only) Items are shipped from a smoke free/pet free home. LOOKING FOR SOME MORE INFORMATION: Each item is individually designed, created, and assembled by my hands. Due to the handmade nature of the items, slight variations may occur. You will always receive high quality and professional work when you purchase from me. I always welcome custom orders! If you don’t see something you are looking for, please do not hesitate to contact me. Response is usually quick. I can create one-of-a kind cards and prints for you in a variety of color combos and for a variety of occasions! I feel confident that I can come up with something perfect just for you! Personalizing is my specialty! FOLLOW me on your choice of SOCIAL MEDIA for fun & updates! //Instagram: instagram.com/personalpaperhugs //Pinterest: pinterest.com/personalpaperhugs //Facebook: facebook.com/personalpaperhugs

CARD: “PULL MY HAIR.” "IM FUCKIN TRYIN!" MATERIAL & PACKAGING: - Printed on premium, heavy cardstock.  - Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches folded (A2) - Blank inside for your personal message. - Includes a 4.25" x 5.5" inch A2 envelope for your card. - Includes an extra 5x7" envelope in case you want to mail your card. - Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve. - Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope so your card(s) arrives safe and sound:) SHIPPING: - We are dedicated to fast shipping! - All items are shipped via USPS First Class mail. - Shipping time usually takes between 2-3 business days, per USPS quote times. - For international orders outside the US, please be aware that international shipping times vary and usually takes anywhere between 7-14 business days. Please take care to purchase your international orders well in advance. ABOUT US All of our greeting cards and stationary is designed and handmade by us in our cozy design studio in San Diego, California. Need a different quantity? Interested in wholesale? Simply send a message and we’ll be happy to work with you! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram: @yeaohgreetings Back to the main shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/YeaOhGreetings Thanks for looking! :)

This funny and naughty love card is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. Great for valentines, anniversary or just because you love them! Blank inside for your own message. (Short message can be added at request) 300gsm Matt. Acid Free, Lignin Free Size: 5"x7" square Envelope included. ~~~~~~ The Details ~~~~~~ - Printed on 300gsm matt card. This high quality paper has a great matt finish, which holds details and colours superbly whilst keeping lines sharp and fills deep. Our original designs are printed, cut and packaged in house in our small home studio in the Midlands of England. ~~~~~~ Some Notes ~~~~~~ On the rear of each card we print a small version of our logo, just so you know where the card came from in future :)

Funny and rude Valentines Day, Anniversary or Birthday card for boyfriend, husband or lover. Humorous, adult and naughty card. Suggestive love quotation. "I have 27 bones in my hand. Fancy making it 28?" Image: Female hand. Blank inside for your personal message Handmade greeting card printed on high-quality card, complete with envelope. Content: 1 x card, 1 x envelope Size: 6 x 6 inches, 152 x 152 mm Card: White hammer finish, 300 gsm Envelope (included): 100 gsm ☛ OUR SHOP: See all our other cards at our Etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Swizzoo Thanks for stopping by!

Your sweetheart keeps things spicy ❤️ Folded note card size: 5.50" width x 4.25" height White 110# heavy card stock. Blank inside. A2 Kraft envelope included.

The international Lovers Day, better known as Valentine's Day, is a fest of cheesiness, kitsch, and cliches. As hard as one might try to escape from it all, there's no way to be completely shielded from it. And even if you truly want to celebrate the love day with your significant other, finding something unique to gift them is just incredibly hard. The dreaded day is approaching, and many will turn to the boring Valentine's Day card islands in supermarkets hopelessly searching for the one that stands out. Fortunately, Bored Panda conveniently collected a list of greeting cards which let you express your love in a fun and unconventional way and without being overly romantic about it.

"I Can't Wait To Squeeze You" A perfect card for your loved ones during these crazy times! This product is a physical A5 or A6 greeting card with envelope. ---------------------------------------- • Size: A5 (148 x 210mm) or A6 (105x148 m) • Printed on 250gsm white card with envelope • Blank on the inside so you can add your own personal message! • Quality materials • Carefully made by hand and packaged with love • Designed, printed and made in the UK ---------------------------------------- This listing is for 1 x greeting card Please note: the images shown show are as close to the original aesthetics of the print as possible but slight variations may occur.

Funny sexy card for him or her. 😊 CARD DETAILS Printed on heavy cardstock Slight variations in colors may occur due to computer monitor output Envelope included 5 x 7 Greeting card Blank on the inside so you can add your own personal message 😊 NOT SOLD IN STORES Unique funny cards that you will not find in any stores 😊 YOUR LIST IS OUR DESIRE Funny cards for anyone on your gift list – Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, Coworker, Boss, Friend, Frenemies, Bestie, Mentor, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, anyone! Funny cards for any occasion – Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary, Thank you, or just because Request a custom card from us – we’ll do our best to design something you’ll love 😊 SorryNotSorryCo Shop All of our awesomeness in one place: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SorryNotSorryCo Sarcastic Mugs, Ready to ship greeting cards and more items added daily Priority Mail upgrade for cards: https://www.etsy.com/listing/743868855/priority-mail-upgrade-for-cards