A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He […]
Top 87+ Funny Minions Quotes and Funny Pictures "I’m currently making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
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A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a […] More
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a undressed women, […]
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...
Dave and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dave looks over at his wife and says, “Your butt is getting really bigI bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”With tha.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.Son: “Mommy, may I ask you a question?”Mom: “Yeah sure, what it is?” repl.. #story, #funny
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 storeas they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”The seco.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office...
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet...
A little boy goes to his father and asks,“Daddy, how was I born?”The father answers,“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Mom Jokes for Kids: – Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard. – What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...
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Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOU As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp... Read Dad's Hilarious Reply...
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor
Little Johnny says, “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he […]
