Brenda Spencer, 57, has been inducted into the Golden Girls club at the California prison where she is serving a life sentence.

In honor of the late Bea Arthur's birthday, let's reflect on how much you relate to her iconic Golden Girls character.

Thank you for being a...faux friend.

Are you a witty Sophia, a sweet Rose, a vivacious Blanche, or a no-nonsense Dorothy? Take this quiz and find out!

Thank you for being a...faux friend.

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

"Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you, in anything backless."

Thank you for being a...friend?

"May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta."

Oscar’s wit and wisdom is even better if you imagine it being said by our favorite Miami ladies.

"Eat dirt and die, trash."

"Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you, in anything backless."

If Sophia had it figured out in 1991, what’s taking this country so long?

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