Sexy Naughty card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, f*ck buddy. 😊 CARD DETAILS Printed on heavy cardstock Slight variations in colors may occur due to computer monitor output Envelope included 5 x 7 Greeting card Blank on the inside so you can add your own personal message 😊 NOT SOLD IN STORES Unique funny cards that you will not find in any stores 😊 YOUR LIST IS OUR DESIRE Funny cards for anyone on your gift list – Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, Coworker, Boss, Friend, Frenemies, Bestie, Mentor, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, anyone! Funny cards for any occasion – Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary, Thank you, or just because Request a custom card from us – we’ll do our best to design something you’ll love 😊 SorryNotSorryCo Shop All of our awesomeness in one place: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SorryNotSorryCo Sarcastic Mugs, Ready to ship greeting cards and more items added daily Priority Mail upgrade for cards: https://www.etsy.com/listing/743868855/priority-mail-upgrade-for-cards
Naughty card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, f*ck buddy. 😊 CARD DETAILS Printed on heavy cardstock Slight variations in colors may occur due to computer monitor output Envelope included 5 x 7 Greeting card Blank on the inside so you can add your own personal message 😊 NOT SOLD IN STORES Unique funny cards that you will not find in any stores 😊 YOUR LIST IS OUR DESIRE Funny cards for anyone on your gift list – Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, Coworker, Boss, Friend, Frenemies, Bestie, Mentor, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, anyone! Funny cards for any occasion – Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary, Thank you, or just because Request a custom card from us – we’ll do our best to design something you’ll love 😊 SorryNotSorryCo Shop All of our awesomeness in one place: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SorryNotSorryCo Sarcastic Mugs, Ready to ship greeting cards and more items added daily Priority Mail upgrade for cards: https://www.etsy.com/listing/743868855/priority-mail-upgrade-for-cards
Funny and rude Valentines Day, Anniversary or Birthday card for boyfriend, husband or lover. Humorous, adult and naughty card. Suggestive love quotation. "I have 27 bones in my hand. Fancy making it 28?" Image: Female hand. Blank inside for your personal message Handmade greeting card printed on high-quality card, complete with envelope. Content: 1 x card, 1 x envelope Size: 6 x 6 inches, 152 x 152 mm Card: White hammer finish, 300 gsm Envelope (included): 100 gsm ☛ OUR SHOP: See all our other cards at our Etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Swizzoo Thanks for stopping by!
This funny and naughty love card is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. Great for valentines, anniversary or just because you love them! Blank inside for your own message. (Short message can be added at request) 300gsm Matt. Acid Free, Lignin Free Size: 5"x7" square Envelope included. ~~~~~~ The Details ~~~~~~ - Printed on 300gsm matt card. This high quality paper has a great matt finish, which holds details and colours superbly whilst keeping lines sharp and fills deep. Our original designs are printed, cut and packaged in house in our small home studio in the Midlands of England. ~~~~~~ Some Notes ~~~~~~ On the rear of each card we print a small version of our logo, just so you know where the card came from in future :)
You Can Spread Me Any Time Naughty Pun Card - Instant digital download card. Print and gift as many times as you wish to family and friends. This listing is INSTANT DOWNLOAD ONLY. **NO PHYSICAL item will be shipped** *** SIZING INFORMATION *** Please print on a US letter size 11” x 8.5”. After payment is received, you will receive a 5”x 7” vertical card size and a 4.25” x 5.5” horizontal card size, both with high resolution, bleed and cut marks to make the cutting process easier, and just fold the card in half. The inside of the card is BLANK to allow you to personalize your own message. The colours you see on screen may differ slightly depending on your screen and the printer used. *** PRINTING YOUR DOWNLOAD *** Go to https://www.etsy.com/your/purchases to find your printable files. Your purchased files are placed in a PDF file for download which can be accessed by computer or laptop ONLY. Click on the link to open the the file size you want, download and print. Cards are perfect for home printers, but you can also print at your nearest print shop to you. For more information on how to download your files, please visit: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949 *** TERMS OF USE *** All digital products are a FINAL SALE. Should you have any questions or concerns, please reach out to me directly and I will help you the best I can. These artworks are licensed for personal use only. Any commercial use is strictly prohibited. Additionally, do not share or upload files to publicly accessible websites.
Printable I Want You To Glaze My Hole Card | Instant Download | Naughty Dirty Card | Naughty Valentines Card | Dirty Anniversary Card This listing is for a digital download. No physical items will be shipped to you. *High Resolution, ready to print. The card measures 5"x7" or 4"x6" once cut and folded. *You will receive 1 PDF file and 2 JPG files of this product. *These files are not editable. *Instant File download after purchase. *For best results, use hight quality white card stock. Print at home, take to a local print shop, or an online print provider. Please note: *Due to the nature of the listing, there are no returns, exchanges or cancellations. *Colors may vary depending on the resolution of your screen and printer. *Photo props in the listing are not included. *This file is for personal use and is not meant to be distributed, sold, or shared. If you can’t find your file, go to your account, select purchases and reviews and click on your order. Thank you for stopping by my shop!
Size: Extra-Large (88"x104") Instantly set the mood in any setting with a fun and versatile tapestry. From college dorms to grand chateaus, we're ready to go! Available in 5 unique sizes Premium quality polyester is both lightweight and soft to the touch Sublimation printing technique allows for bold and vivid colors that won't fade Hand sewn edges Multifunctional and versatile; from ceiling drapings, picnic blankets, to bed spreads, you can't go wrong Cold gentle machine wash, line dry. Do not bleach
4.25x5.5 (A2) or 5x7 (A7) card, printed on white, 100# cover stock paper, with a 98 brightness, and a linen texture that feels luxurious to the touch. Folded card is blank inside for your personal message. SHIPPING: Note cards are inserted into a cello sleeve, and mailed in a heavy, rigid, stay flat mailer with USPS tracking. All items are printed in house, and will ship same/next day. Cards are printed with an Epson Pro Printer
FREE SHIPPING when you spend $35 or more!!! Save money with discount codes and more here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/lailamedesigns/ SAVE WITH THESE COUPON CODES: Buy 3 Cards Save 10% with: MYLOVELY10 Buy 5 Cards Save 20% with: MYLOVELY20 Buy 8 Cards Save 30% with: MYLOVELY30 NOTE: The "estimated delivery date" shown on Etsy is only an estimate, not a guarantee, and unfortunately some packages can take longer than estimated to arrive. ♥Spend $35 or more and Get FREE SHIPPING!!!♥ ♥ ♥ Card Info ♥ ♥ ♥ Card measures 4.25"x 5.5" (A2 Size) ♥ Printed on smooth, white, heavy cardstock ♥ Blank inside for your own personal message! (if applicable) ♥ Comes with recycled kraft envelope ♥ All cards are packaged in a cute plastic sleeve! ♥Bridesmaid Proposal Cards available in many roles (Maid of Honor, Matron of Honor, Personal Attendant, etc.)♥ ♥A unique way to ask your loved ones to be a part of your bridal party! Your choice of Bridesmaid, Maid of Honor, Matron of Honor, or any other wedding party role (msg us!) Perfect for your Bridesmaid Proposal Box! ♥ ♥ ♥ Shipping Information ♥ ♥ ♥ Processing time is 3 Business Days (time it takes to make your cards by hand!) ♥ FIRST CLASS shipping in 5-8 business days from the 3 day processing time of your purchase until it arrives on your doorstep! (However, please note that in some cases delivery may take longer than 8 business days, especially due to inclement weather or during the busy holiday shipping season. Please note that we cannot ever guarantee delivery by a certain date, as the USPS does not guarantee time in-transit nor a specific delivery date with First Class or Priority Mail, and we do not have any control over USPS transit times.) ♥ Business Days do not include Saturdays, Sundays and Holidays. PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS DURING CHECKOUT, as we will ship to the SHIPPING ADDRESS shown on your Etsy order confirmation e-mail. We cannot be held responsible for delays and/or additional postage charges due to an incorrect address being provided. ♥ Please let me know if you have any questions by messaging us here on Etsy! I am happy to speak with you ♥
DISCOUNTS: ✔ 3 Cards for $13! ✔ 6 for $26 ✔ 9 for $39 or ✔ 15 for $65 Enter the following corresponding codes at checkout: 3FOR13 - 6FOR26 - 9FOR39 - 15FOR65 ~OUTSIDE: "FCK (all i need is u) INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING ✔ Any order of 5 or less cards DOES NOT come with a USPS tracking number unless you choose to pay for upgraded shipping at checkout ($3.50 first class or $8 for priority). With the free shipping, they are shipped similar to a letter with a stamp, and although Etsy will call it a tracking number it is RARELY accurate and not at all reliable. It will often times say delivered but that doesn't mean it is delivered to you, and other times it will say pre-transit even though it was mailed days ago. So if you prefer to be able to track your card please opt to pay the additional shipping option at checkout. ✔ CANADA FRIENDS: Cards are always shipped USPS First Class International, for a rate of $9.50. This is whether you have 1 card or 20 cards. As you may know, this shipping can be pretty slow, so please be patient and take that into account when ordering! All Canada orders come with tracking. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ ✔Each card is designed, printed, folded and sent with love from the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota! follow me on instagram! : www.instagram.com/quirkycardcompany follow me on facebook! : www.facebook.com/quirkycardcompany THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER. GRANNY WOULD BE PROUD :) ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print: Heya! - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar. ✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me (within 60 days). I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn’t. ✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I will resend to the correct address for a $1 fee to cover mailing supplies and postage. ✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since they are not insured with USPS, Please let me know and I will direct you how to open a case with Etsy’s purchase protection program for damaged items. Be sure to take pictures.
This is a Digital Download that you can print at home today! When you are the gift, search no further for the perfect present! Use this card to add a little naughty to any occasion. Card specs: PDF Format 5x7 folded 4.25 x 5.5 folded 4x6 postcard Just print at home and trim to size. *** I do not offer refunds on digital products but please contact me with any issues.
Printable You Make Me So Hot Card | Instant Download | Naughty Anniversary Card | Card For Her | Funny Valentine's Card For Him | Dirty Card This listing is for a digital download. No physical items will be shipped to you. *High Resolution, ready to print. The card measures 5"x7" or 4"x6" once cut and folded. *You will receive 1 PDF file and 2 JPG files of this product. *These files are not editable. *Instant File download after purchase. *For best results, use hight quality white card stock. Print at home, take to a local print shop, or an online print provider. Please note: *Due to the nature of the listing, there are no returns, exchanges or cancellations. *Colors may vary depending on the resolution of your screen and printer. *Photo props in the listing are not included. *This file is for personal use and is not meant to be distributed, sold, or shared. If you can’t find your file, go to your account, select purchases and reviews and click on your order. Thank you for stopping by my shop!
4.25x5.5 (A2) or 5x7 (A7) card, printed on white, 100# cover stock paper, with a 98 brightness, and a linen texture that feels luxurious to the touch. Folded card is blank inside for your personal message. SHIPPING: Note cards are inserted into a cello sleeve, and mailed in a heavy, rigid, stay flat mailer with USPS tracking. All items are printed in house, and will ship in 1 day from receipt of payment. Cards are printed with an Epson Pro Printer
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Sold by Create your own from scratch Size: Standard, 5" x 7" Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA
