Rude Birthday Card, You Old Fart - Greetings Card Wish an old fart a happy birthday and warn them not to blow too hard when blowing out their candles, because at their age they might accidentally shit themselves, with this funny birthday card by Cupsie's Creations. All our greeting cards are professionally printed in the UK on thick Premium triple coated matt finish and uncoated inner for easy writing. We even give you the option to choose the colour of your envelope. All cards are delivered in a hard back envelope to ensure your perfect card is delivered in excellent condition.
Printed on premium, smooth, heavy cardstock. Blank inside for your personal message. Includes an extra thick envelope in case you want to mail your card. Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% Satisfaction guarantee. Card measures 5 x 7 inches folded.
DISCOUNTS: ✔ 3 Cards for $13! ✔ 6 for $26 ✔ 9 for $39 or ✔ 15 for $65 Enter the following corresponding codes at checkout: 3FOR13 - 6FOR26 - 9FOR39 - 15FOR65 ~OUTSIDE: "you are too special for just a birthday card, so please do keep the envelope too." INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING ✔ Any order of 5 or less cards DOES NOT come with a USPS tracking number unless you choose to pay for upgraded shipping at checkout ($3.50 first class or $8 for priority). With the free shipping, they are shipped similar to a letter with a stamp, and although Etsy will call it a tracking number it is RARELY accurate and not at all reliable. It will often times say delivered but that doesn't mean it is delivered to you, and other times it will say pre-transit even though it was mailed days ago. So if you prefer to be able to track your card please opt to pay the additional shipping option at checkout. ✔ CANADA FRIENDS: Cards are always shipped USPS First Class International, for a rate of $9.50. This is whether you have 1 card or 20 cards. As you may know, this shipping can be pretty slow, so please be patient and take that into account when ordering! All Canada orders come with tracking. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ ✔Each card is designed, printed, folded and sent with love from the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota! follow me on instagram! : www.instagram.com/quirkycardcompany follow me on facebook! : www.facebook.com/quirkycardcompany THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER. GRANNY WOULD BE PROUD :) ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print: Heya! - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar. ✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me (within 60 days). I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn’t. ✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I will resend to the correct address for a $1 fee to cover mailing supplies and postage. ✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since they are not insured with USPS, Please let me know and I will direct you how to open a case with Etsy’s purchase protection program for damaged items. Be sure to take pictures.
A cheeky card made from high quality 250gsm card and complete with outer envelope. Left Blank inside for your own words.POSTAGE... Orders will be dispatched with Royal Mail unless you choose the Express Service for an additional cost.
Size: Standard, 5" x 7" Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself. Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape) Full color CMYK print process Double sided printing for no additional cost Paper Type: Matte A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colors print softer and more subtle. 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge Made and printed in the USA
Willy Good - This funny and rude birthday card is perfect for him or her, your best friend, work friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, brother, sister, husband, dad, mum, cousin or auntie. PRODUCT CODE: C1547 PRODUCT DETAILS: - Blank inside for your own message - This card is 5 x 7 inches - Printed on 280gsm cardstock - Comes with a recycled kraft envelope SHIPPING: - Estimated delivery time for the UK is 2 - 4 business days - Estimated delivery time for the EU is 5 - 7 business days - Estimated delivery time for the USA and Rest of the World is 7 - 12 business days PLEASE NOTE: Colours may vary slightly between online viewing and the actual printed product. All computer monitors/phone screens display colour differently, so please take this into consideration when viewing your design. See all of our products here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/DeadGoodDoodles Follow us on Facebook and Instagram Copyright © Dead Good Doodles All Rights Reserved.
Sending good vibes on your Birthday, funny birthday card for her. This rude birthday card is perfect for Fiancé, for Husband, for Boyfriend, for Girlfriend, for Wife, for Partner, for Best Friend 3 FOR 2 OFFER! Add 3 cards to your basket, and when you checkout enter the offer code "gowild" and you'll get one of your chosen cards completely free! - 148mm x 148mm - Smooth, bright white 300gsm card stock - Vibrant colours and crisp text - Comes with a recycled kraft envelope - Blank inside or we can add a message for you - FSC® certified paper (FSC Mixed Credit, FSC® C010119) - Same day dispatch before 4pm POSTAGE OPTIONS: We can either post this card to you (inside a secure envelope marked "do not bend") or we can post it directly to the intended recipient. Please select your preferred option from the dropdown menu. PERSONALISATION OPTIONS: We can include a message on the inside of this card. Please select 'Yes' from the 'Print message inside?' drop down and enter your message in the personalisation box. PLEASE NOTE Due to display settings, colours may differ slightly. When personalising, double-check your spelling and punctuation because we are not liable for any mistakes. SHIPPING INFO Cards are sent by 2nd Class Royal Mail as standard unless upgraded to 1st Class.
Order this Rude Birthday Card Age Humour By Bold and Bright with same day dispatch and next day delivery options when you order by 4.00pm (Mon-Fri) You can also add a message to your card and have it sent to you or direct to someone else (click Add To Cart for details) Click here to view UK and Overseas shipping options This lovely quality card measures 127 x 178mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on sustainably sourced FSC accredited board All orders unless specified are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post and should be received within 24/48 hours
