The Shirk Report – Volume 579

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to [email protected]

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– Everybody gets a bun
– A village in Switzerland with a view
– A loo with a view
– Safety first
– This flawless scoop of peanut butter
– Ok Google, you’re on the list
– Take me back
– My tuuuuuuurrrrnnnnnnn
– Nailed it!
– The effortless way Bob Ross painted stones
– The hilarious way Disney+ tried to edit out Daryl Hannah’s butt in the movie Splash
– Of course the Internet took the time to figure this out
– And bring to light gems like this
– And this
– When you have a doctorate in docking
– Okay this dad is clearly awesome | Ditto
– Can’t forget grandpa!
– There ya go pal
– Until next week

10 ARTICLES

– Doordash and Pizza Arbitrage
– America’s most illegal record has been obliterated
– Nearly Half Of Accounts Tweeting About Coronavirus Are Likely Bots
– Werner Herzog has never thought a dog was cute.
– Coronavirus: The last ‘normal’ photo on your phone
– Coronavirus and running: Jim Fixx’s legacy resonates amid pandemic
– ‘Iso’, ‘boomer remover’ and ‘quarantini’: how coronavirus is changing our language
– Library of Congress Launches Open-Source Hip-Hop Sampling Tool
– ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’: The Oral History of a Modern Action Classic
– John Krasinski’s ‘Some Good News’ Sells to ViacomCBS Following Massive Bidding War